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Timmy’s Bratty Adventure Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5186
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	200	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7992	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Picture this: bratty tourist Timmy accidentally wandered into our server and now we can’t get rid of him. He keeps demanding wall corrections and causing chaos everywhere he goes. But hey, at least it keeps things interesting, right?

Join our server for the chance to witness Timmy’s ridiculous antics firsthand. Who knows, you might even become his new best friend (or worst enemy)! Plus, our wall correction mini-game is a real nail-biter. Can you fix the walls faster than Timmy can mess them up? Only one way to find out! So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!

❤️ XetaByte ❤️┃➤ Survival, Promo code – XETA2025 💥 Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Auction, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, Clans, cs go, Dance, Deathrun, Duels, Egg wars, feelings, football, Friends, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hockey, Hookahs, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, minecraft server, Mob Arena, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Pets, Private, promo code, Quake, sex, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spit, Spleef, Survival, TNT Run, tops, Transport, weapons, Weddings

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5842
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Star Shards Collected:	256	Players Killed by Monsters:	2594
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

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Modes > Survival

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. Friendly admins

3. Promo code XETA2025 for a 15% discount

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

Mega.XetaByte.ru

Aqua’s Useless Minecraft Server

anime character, ANNOYING, Aqua, Aqua cosplay, Aqua fan, Aqua friends, Aqua goddess, Aqua haters, Aqua Konosuba, Aqua personality, Aquas, burden, comedic relief, drinking buddy, Entertaining, Fun, low iq, Minecraft, night out, Party, Server, Smelly, useless

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	351
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Holy Grails Found:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1515	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Enchantments Applied:	133	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Come join our Minecraft server and experience the wild and wacky world of Aqua! Sure, she may be a bit useless, smelly, and low-IQ, but imagine the laughs you’ll have as you embark on crazy adventures with her by your side.

Rumor has it that Aqua once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombies. And don’t even get us started on the time she built a house out of nothing but dirt and sheer determination.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable and chaotic as Aqua herself, then look no further. Join us for a night of drinking, laughing, and Minecraft madness that you’ll never forget!

:gt: be me Minecraft SMP

4chan, digital content, funny images, funny pictures, Happiness, humor, internet culture, meme addiction, Meme culture, meme enthusiast, meme generator, meme lover, meme posting, meme sharing, meme sharing group, Minecraft, normie discord, normie memes, Online Community, online humor, smp, social media

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5524
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Endless Night Skies:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58

Are you tired of being a normie in your boring old Discord server? Want to be the funniest person in the group without even trying? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to post funny little pictures from 4chan without reading anything! Trust us, it’s the secret to instant popularity and happiness. Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghost who only communicates through meme references. Join now for a chance to meet the legendary memeing ghost and become a meme master yourself!pic related (it’s a spooky meme ghost)

MomCantDriveMC

bad driver, car control, car maintenance, Communication Issues, driving etiquette, driving privileges, driving skills, family conflict, family dynamics, government license, high beams, license qualifications, MomCantDriveMC, nighttime driving, Parental authority, road safety, road visibility, Safety concerns, safety hazards, SUV, vehicle maintenance

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4519
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Buildings Constructed:	22	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

Looking for a wild ride? Join our Minecraft server where we promise you won’t encounter any high beams blocking your way! Our server is like driving with your mom, but without the scratches and dings (unless you build them yourself).

We offer the thrill of trying to navigate through a world filled with obstacles, just like trying to get your mom to turn off her high beams. And if you ever feel like calling someone an idiot, our chat is the perfect place to do so (just keep it friendly, folks).

So come join us for an adventure that’s crazier than trying to teach your mom how to turn off her headlights. Who needs a government license when you have a pickaxe and a dream?

KidCraft SMP: Heartwarming Tales

Bonding, children, emotional, family, Heartwarming, heartwarming stories, joy, KidCraft, Kids, love, Memories, parenting, parents, Precious, Proud, proud parents, reddit, sharing, smp, special moments, storytelling, Tales, Uplifting

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8915
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Villages Defended:	18	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	3983	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Elemental Crystals Collected:	28	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Are you tired of your kids hogging the computer to play Minecraft all day? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where kids can finally learn valuable life lessons like teamwork, resource management, and how to fend off a horde of angry creepers!

One time, little Timmy built an entire roller coaster in the sky using nothing but dirt and sheer determination. It was a sight to behold until he accidentally launched himself off the tracks and into a pit of lava. But hey, at least he respawned with all his items intact!

And let’s not forget about little Susie, who managed to tame a pack of wild wolves and lead them into battle against a gang of pesky skeletons. It was a fierce showdown, but in the end, Susie emerged victorious and claimed the title of Queen of the Forest.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and watch your kids unleash their creativity in ways you never thought possible. Plus, it’s a great way to keep them entertained while you finally get some peace and quiet to yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

OpportuCraft

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6414
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and starts singing Taylor Swift songs. Or how about the time we had a giant chicken rampage through the village, leaving a trail of feathers and confusion in its wake?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Sheep, rumored to grant wishes to those who can catch it. Will you be the lucky player to find this elusive creature and have all your wildest dreams come true?

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience? Don’t miss out on the opportunity of a lifetime – join our server today and prepare for the craziest adventures of your life!

SyriaCraft: Bombs Away Minecraft Server

Air Force, airstrikes, Attacks, Bombing, bombs, Conflict, damascus, Defense, defense ministry, escalation, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Missiles, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Server, state TV, Syria, SyriaCraft, Targets, warplanes

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8239
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

so like, u know what’s better than airstrikes in syria? joining this epic minecraft server! we got explosions too, but they’re all in good fun, not like those serious ones in the real world. come build ur own base and defend it from crazy mobs with ur friends. u can even team up with other players to take down the evil ender dragon and save the world! plus, our server has the best snacks, like virtual pizza and diamond cookies. so what r u waiting for? join now and let the adventure begin!

OlderCraft: Where Russia’s Army Recruits Thrive

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6724
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even Russia’s army recruits are ditching their duties to play on it? That’s right, these older, less capable men are trading in their guns for pickaxes and joining our epic server for some blocky fun!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling creepers and zombies alongside these seasoned soldiers who are now Minecraft pros. Who needs military training when you have the skills to build the most epic castles and redstone contraptions?

So come on, join the madness and see why even Russia’s army recruits can’t resist the temptation of our server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two from these battle-hardened veterans-turned-gamers. Don’t miss out on the action, join now and let the blocky adventures begin!

LentiCraft – Cerebral Fun Zone

Adrenoleukodystrophy, Brain Disorder, cerebral, Cerebral Adrenoleukodystrophy, clinical trial, Fun, gene editing, Gene therapy, gene transfer, genetic disorder, genetic mutation, genetic therapy, LentiCraft, Lentiviral, medical breakthrough, Medical research, neurodegenerative disease, neurological disorder, neurological treatment, Rare Disease, rare disorder, Therapy, Treatment, Zone

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2135
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

hey you! ya you! do you want to join the most epic minecraft server ever? well let me tell ya, this server is so lit that it cured cerebral adrenoleukodystrophy with lentiviral gene therapy! can you believe it? who knew playing minecraft could be so life-changing.

not only that, but we have unicorns roaming around the server, dropping diamonds and gold everywhere they go. and don’t even get me started on the secret underground lair filled with treasure chests full of enchanted gear.

oh, and did i mention that every time you mine a block, a magical rainbow appears in the sky? it’s like a party every time you play on this server.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most mind-blowing minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it!

Boob Upside Down is Poop Minecraft Server

Absurd, anatomy, BIZARRE, body parts, boob, funny, humor, JOKE, long tail, Minecraft, Nonsensical, odd, Poop, quirky, Random, Reverse, Server, silly, strange, upside, upside down, wordplay

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5472
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the laws of physics are as twisted as a pretzel! Why join us, you ask? Well, for starters, did you know that on our server, if you turn the word “boob” upside down, it magically transforms into “poop”? That’s right, folks, we’ve got linguistic shenanigans happening left and right!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves to dubstep remixes of classic Minecraft tunes. And don’t even get us started on the legendary diamond pig that roams the land, granting wishes to those who can find it (spoiler alert: it’s invisible).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s equal parts absurd and awesome, come join us! Just be prepared for a wild ride where nothing is as it seems and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch). See you in the upside-down world of Minecraft!