Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like seriously, because I’ve never seen her do any ambassadoring. And let me tell you, that’s a good thing because who needs boring old ambassadors when you can have epic adventures in this server? Trust me, it’s like a whole new world of craziness and fun just waiting for you to join. So what are you waiting for? Get your blocky butt in here and let’s get this party started!
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Gura’s Zen Garden 1.21.4
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CraftyBalticFun
geopolitical implications, international relations, diplomatic measures, european union, eastern europeso, like, this server is so epic, it’s like Latvia trying to ban tourist trips to Russia and Belarus, but in Minecraft form, ya know?Join us for the most wild and crazy adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world. We’ve got pigs that can fly, creepers that dance the Macarena, and villagers who tell the best dad jokes.
But wait, there’s more! Our admins are actually wizards in disguise, casting spells and turning diamonds into cheeseburgers. And our players? They’re like superheroes, fighting off hordes of evil mobs with nothing but a wooden sword and a smile.
So if you’re looking for a server that’s more bonkers than a llama on roller skates, come join us! Who needs tourist trips to Russia and Belarus when you can have all this insanity right at your fingertips? Let’s get crafting, baby!
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BlockyCGI Tourism Hub
LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE BRING CGI MOVIES TO LIFE! IMAGINE VISITING THE VIRTUAL SETS OF YOUR FAVORITE MOVIES, LIKE JURASSIC PARK OR AVATAR! WE EVEN HAVE A SPECIAL AREA WHERE YOU CAN RIDE A VIRTUAL T-REX, HOW COOL IS THAT? SAY BYE-BYE TO REAL-LIFE TOURISM, WE GOT YOU COVERED IN THE VIRTUAL WORLD! JOIN NOW BEFORE THE CGI TAKES OVER EVERYTHING! -
CrimeaCraft Minecraft Server
Haha, forget about Crimea, come join our Minecraft server instead! Ukrainian military intelligence says it’s the hottest spot to be right now. Russian tourists are cancelling their holidays en-masse just to play on our server. Why, you ask? Because we have diamond armor-wearing chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes! And our creepers are trained in ballet, so they explode in style. Plus, our villagers throw the wildest parties every night. So ditch the beach and come build with us! It’s gonna be a blast, literally! -
GrkCraft: 40¢ Tourism Boost
so, like, the mayor of Athens is all like “tourism in Greece ain’t worth it no more cuz each visitor only gives us 40 cents” but like, who cares about that when you can join our EPIC Minecraft server?! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena, it’s lit fam. plus, our diamond mines are so rich, you’ll be swimming in bling like Scrooge McDuck. forget about Greece, come join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft adventure ever! -
CraftyCruiseBan
so, liek, u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server that is so lit, it’s like being in amsterdam but without all the overtourism? well, do i have the server for u! we banned cruise ships from spawning in our world cuz they were causing too much chaos and lagging the server. now u can build ur own virtual amsterdam without all the pesky tourists getting in ur way. join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and epic builds. trust me, u won’t wanna miss out on this one-of-a-kind experience! -
Airbnbageddon2028
come join our epic minecraft server where we eliminate all boring builds in 2028 following local backlash!! 10,000-plus licences to build basic houses will expire in huge blow for platforms like Airbnb!! but fear not, on our server you can build the craziest, most outrageous structures you can imagine!! no more basic builds, only wild and wacky creations allowed!! join now for a chance to show off your creativity and leave those tourist apartments in the dust!! -
CastleCraze Minecraft Server
omg u guys u gotta join this minecraft server its like himeji castle but quadruple the fun!!! we got crazy entry fees just for foreigners cuz they deserve it for being so fancy and stuff. come join us and explore the castle, fight dragons, and maybe even find a secret treasure hidden by the mayor himself. it’s gonna be lit, fam. don’t miss out on the quadruple fun!!!