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| Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 9071 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 |
Haha, forget about Crimea, come join our Minecraft server instead! Ukrainian military intelligence says it’s the hottest spot to be right now. Russian tourists are cancelling their holidays en-masse just to play on our server. Why, you ask? Because we have diamond armor-wearing chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes! And our creepers are trained in ballet, so they explode in style. Plus, our villagers throw the wildest parties every night. So ditch the beach and come build with us! It’s gonna be a blast, literally!
