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Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 449 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 27 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 |
Void Gems Collected: | 20 | Mines Excavated: | 3947 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9131 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 41 |
Looking for some excitement? Well, on our server, you can battle it out with Russia triggering WWIII over who gets the last slice of pizza! And watch out for Iran launching nukes at Israel – they’re just trying to steal our secret sauce recipe!
But wait, there’s more! China is planning to invade Taiwan just to get a taste of our legendary burgers! 🍔🍔
So if you’re tired of those boring “nothing burgers,” come join us for some epic battles and delicious food! Who knows, you might even find the secret to world peace at our burger joint! 🌍🍔🤣