New Minecraft Servers 2025

Touhou merchandise Minecraft Servers

Touhou merchandise Minecraft Servers

  • BoomerCraft Minecraft Server

    BoomerCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/800 Votes: 4057
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16 Endless Legions Commanded: 31
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 14 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4558 Magical Moments Shared: 27
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Chimeras Created: 3
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 8
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 51

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    Are you a 27-year-old boomer looking to dive into the magical world of Touhou? Well, fear not, my friend, because it’s never too late to join the party! Our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to unleash your inner Touhou fanatic and show off your danmaku skills.

    Join us and experience the thrill of battling cute girls with deadly powers, dodging bullets like a pro, and immersing yourself in the enchanting music and art of the Touhou universe. Plus, rumor has it that Marisa Kirisame herself makes an appearance every full moon to challenge players to a spell card duel!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let the Touhou madness begin! Who knows, you might just become the ultimate Touhou master and earn the title of Gensokyo’s greatest boomer!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Party Time Minecraft Server

    Party Time Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/1000 Votes: 6121
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 36 Endless Legions Commanded: 47
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 2
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 9
    Demon Skulls Collected: 15 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 15 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate the demise of evil-doers in the most epic way possible! Join us for our annual “Dead Rapist Day” celebration, where we gather around a virtual bonfire and roast marshmallows while sharing stories of justice served.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous “Zombie Pigman Disco Party,” where undead pigmen bust out their best dance moves to the beat of Minecraft music discs. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie pigman do the Macarena!

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, join our exclusive “Lava Parkour Challenge,” where players must navigate a treacherous course of lava pits and fiery obstacles to reach the ultimate prize – a diamond-encrusted golden sword that shoots fireworks!

    So come on down to our server and join in the madness – because where else can you celebrate dead rapists and dance with zombie pigmen all in one place?

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Never-Not-Notch Minecraft SMP

    Never-Not-Notch Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 108/1000 Votes: 8308
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9 Forbidden Relics Collected: 4
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 47
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 10 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3

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    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to never trust a cow wearing sunglasses! Why, you ask? Because those cows are actually secret agents sent to spy on us by the evil Chicken Empire! Join us as we band together to uncover the truth behind the sunglasses-wearing cows and save our world from a clucking catastrophe.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to control time itself. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate time-traveling miner?

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night, complete with glowstone dance floors and music spun by our resident creeper DJ. Just be sure to watch out for any unexpected explosions on the dance floor!

    So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper blast). See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/400 Votes: 5223
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Runes Activated: 4
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Potions Brewed: 143

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because Pocky Sunday edish is here to save the day! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a magical land filled with dancing chickens and talking cows. They were greeted by a giant pink unicorn who offered them unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear if they joined the server. Of course, they couldn’t resist and soon found themselves in epic battles against evil llamas and mischievous pandas.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pocky Sunday, a day where all players gather to feast on delicious Pocky sticks and challenge each other to epic dance-offs. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of blocky characters break it down to the latest Minecraft music hits.

    So what are you waiting for? Join Pocky Sunday edish today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even become the next ruler of the land and have your own dancing chicken army at your command.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SMP Minecraft – No Nut November General

    SMP Minecraft – No Nut November General
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    Players: 107/100 Votes: 3931
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Emeralds Found: 4530 Potions Brewed: 98
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Towns Built: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we celebrate the end of No Nut November in style! Join us as we bond over our shared struggle to resist the urge to nut for a whole month. But fear not, for the time has come to release all that pent-up energy and let the nutting commence!

    Not only will you have the opportunity to bond with other players who have endured the challenge, but you can also come in and milk them for all they’re worth! Post your favorite porn memes, hang out in our virtual world, and let loose in the most epic way possible.

    Don’t miss out on the last hours of this epic event, where anything goes and the only rule is to have a good time. Join us now and let the nutting begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Stoner’s Minecraft Server

    Crafty Stoner’s Minecraft Server
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    Players: 104/800 Votes: 3532
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Lunar Scepters Activated: 10
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 15 Crystal Wands Charged: 8
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7 Dimension Hops: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise a wild ride that will make you forget all about your concerns! Join us and embark on a journey where the only drugs we’re addicted to are the ones made of pixels and blocks.

    Stronny, our resident streamer, may have a questionable taste in drugs in real life, but in Minecraft, she’s all about that virtual high. Watch as she builds the craziest structures while under the influence of imaginary cocaine, heroine, and benzos. Who needs real drugs when you can get high on creativity and endless possibilities in our server?

    Join us now and let your imagination run wild, because in this world, the only thing you’ll be addicted to is the thrill of crafting and exploring. Don’t worry, we promise there won’t be any real drugs involved, just good old-fashioned Minecraft fun. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get building!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • The Worst Match Minecraft SMP of the Day, Yessir

    The Worst Match Minecraft SMP of the Day, Yessir
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    Players: 98/600 Votes: 3391
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 48
    Runes Activated: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 21
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 22
    Crystal Wands Charged: 20 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Phoenix Feathers Found: 15

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Picture this: a server full of players who have no idea what they’re doing, constantly getting lost in caves, accidentally setting each other on fire, and building the ugliest houses you’ve ever seen.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker where we hold intense bingo tournaments with only 50 fans cheering you on. And don’t forget about our exclusive TV broadcast with a whopping 100k viewers – talk about fame and fortune!

    Join us if you dare, because this server is guaranteed to be a hot mess of epic proportions. Who needs skill and strategy when you can have pure chaos and laughter instead?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Frozen Bubble Minecraft Server

    Frozen Bubble Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/200 Votes: 5033
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12
    Enchantments Applied: 65 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Crops Grown: 1751 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12
    Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Gods Slained: 1
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret portal that led them to a magical land filled with talking animals and flying pigs. They were greeted by a unicorn who granted them three wishes, and they used one of those wishes to have unlimited diamonds in the game. Can you imagine the possibilities?!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Frozen Bubble, a mystical item that can freeze any player in their tracks. Just watch out for the mischievous trolls who like to use it for their own amusement.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what other surprises await you… 😉🦄🐷💎 #BestServerEver

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • The Relentless Formula One Racers – Jenson & Jessica’s Minecraft SMP

    The Relentless Formula One Racers – Jenson & Jessica’s Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 96/1000 Votes: 2474
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 30 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Crystal Wands Charged: 13 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Gods Slained: 2
    Demon Skulls Collected: 25 Dragon Scales Harvested: 345
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2589 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the F1 races where Nico Hülkenberg never scored a podium in 228 races!

    Our server is so intense, it’s like Fernando Alonso’s 201 Grands Prix since his last win – you never know what’s going to happen next!

    With standings crazier than a fantasy league run by Formula Autism, you’ll be on the edge of your seat as you navigate through our world.

    Just like the 2024 WDC standings, our server is full of surprises – you never know who will come out on top!

    So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll end up like PER in the WEC standings – soaring to new heights in the most insane Minecraft SMP around!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/1000 Votes: 6827
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Glorious Feasts Held: 18
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 8 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 4 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is infested with cockroaches! That’s right, these little critters will keep you on your toes as you try to survive and build your empire. But don’t worry, our exterminator Jeet is on the case. He may not have found the cockroaches yet, but he’s determined to rid our server of these pesky pests. Join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will have you laughing and screaming at the same time!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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    Players: 98/1000 Votes: 6060
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Falling into the Void: 0
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Epic Shields Constructed: 40 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Ether Blades Crafted: 20 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Love Letters Sent: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky, wild, and downright weird Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience.

    Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of angry chickens wielding diamond swords. But don’t worry, they’re just trying to welcome you to the server in their own special way. And that’s just the beginning of the madness.

    Our server is home to a rare breed of creepers that explode into confetti instead of destroying your hard work. And don’t be surprised if you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

    But the real reason you should join our Minecraft SMP? The legendary treasure hidden deep within the world. Rumor has it that there’s a stash of enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons. Will you be brave enough to face the challenge and claim the treasure for yourself?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of magic. OOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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