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Lucky Scrote Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re tired of boring old servers with the same old rules, then buckle up, buttercup, because this place is a wild ride.
Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens armed with diamond swords. Why? Because why not! And don’t even get me started on the llamas wearing top hats and monocles, running around like they own the place.

But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is a giant lava pit surrounded by angry pandas riding on the backs of creepers. Think you can survive that? Good luck, buddy.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground disco party hosted by a group of singing Endermen? Yeah, that’s a thing here.

So, if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to have a good time and laugh until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Trust me, you’re gonna need it.

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Listen here, kid Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creature in all of Minecraft…the legendary Butt-Dragon! Yes, you heard me right. This majestic beast roams our lands, leaving a trail of sparkly rainbow poop in its wake.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever witness. Picture this – two players, armed with nothing but rubber chickens and explosive pickles, facing off in a battle to the death. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure entertainment!

And let’s not forget about our exclusive VIP lounge, where players can relax and unwind in a hot tub filled with melted cheese. Yes, you read that correctly. Melted. Cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, craziest, most butt-tastic adventure of your life! Remember, in this business, you either shit or fart. Choose wisely.

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ToughTalker in Minecraft SMP

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Oh, honey, on our Minecraft SMP, we don’t just talk tough, we walk the walk…literally! Our players have taken on the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot, and they came out victorious! If you want to join a server where the players are as fearless as a pack of wolves in a sheep pen, then this is the place for you. Plus, rumor has it that our secret underground base is home to a pet creeper named Steve who loves giving hugs…explosive hugs, that is! So come join us and show off your Minecraft skills while dodging exploding creepers and making friends with the most dangerous mobs in the game. Let’s see if you can handle the heat…or should I say, the TNT!

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SummerCraft92: Where Creepers Wear Hawaiian Shirts and Endermen Rock Sunglasses

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where summer ’92 is alive and kicking! Join us if you want to experience the ultimate throwback to a time when toothpicks were the ultimate weapon of choice.
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a player challenges you to a duel. But instead of swords, you both whip out toothpicks and engage in the most epic toothpick battle ever seen in Minecraft history. Who will emerge victorious? Only one way to find out!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary machizmo slapper, a mysterious figure who roams the land slapping the machizmo out of anyone who dares to talk smack. Will you be brave enough to face this toothpick-wielding enforcer?

So come join us on our server for a wild ride filled with toothpick duels, machizmo slapping, and summer ’92 nostalgia. Just be sure to watch your mouth, or you might end up with a toothpick in your eye!

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MissileCraft Server – Threatening Europe!

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so like, u know how u always wanted to play minecraft but also be part of a crazy political drama? well, this server is the place for u! join us and be part of the epic battle between Iran and Europe over missiles going to Russia. who knew minecraft could be so intense, right? come build ur base, make alliances, and maybe even start a war. it’s all fun and games until someone launches a missile in ur direction. so come on, join us and see if u can survive the chaos. it’s gonna be a blast, literally.

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Binge Craft: Friends Theme Song

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LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, IT’S LIKE FRIENDS BUT WITH CREEPERS AND DIAMONDS! WE GOT A CENTRAL PERK CAFE WHERE YOU CAN SIP ON POTIONS AND CHAT WITH YOUR MINECRAFT BUDDIES.
YOU CAN BUILD YOUR OWN APARTMENT JUST LIKE IN THE SHOW, BUT WATCH OUT FOR PHOEBE’S SINGING CREEPERS AND ROSS’ ANGRY REDSTONE MACHINES.

WE EVEN HAVE A GUNTHER NPC WHO SELLS COFFEE AND SASSY COMMENTS.

SO IF YOU WANNA HANG OUT WITH YOUR MINECRAFT MATES AND LIVE OUT YOUR FRIENDS FANTASIES, JOIN US NOW!

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Sperm Boosting Stress Relief Server

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so like, imagine u join this epic minecraft server and ur sperm just starts zoomin around like crazy cuz of all the stress from tryna survive in the game. but get this, it actually makes ur sperm better at swimming and stuff! so like, join our server and watch ur sperm become olympic swimmers in no time! it’s like a workout for ur little guys, but in minecraft form. come join the fun and see ur sperm go from slowpokes to speed demons in no time!

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What is the IP for EvanFinity Minecraft Server?

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EvanFinity is a talented and innovative musician hailing from Toronto, Canada. Known for his unique blend of electronic and alternative rock music, he has quickly gained a following for his catchy hooks and cutting-edge production. With a passion for pushing boundaries and experimenting with new sounds, EvanFinity continues to captivate audiences with his dynamic and infectious music.

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What are Minecraft servers like Nestorcraft Skyblock ?

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Some other Minecraft servers similar to Nestorcraft Skyblock include:
1. Hypixel Skyblock: One of the most popular Skyblock servers, Hypixel Skyblock offers a wide range of unique features and content to keep players engaged. From custom islands to dungeons and quests, there’s always something new to discover on Hypixel Skyblock. 2. Skyblock.net: This classic Skyblock server offers a nostalgic experience for players looking to enjoy the traditional Skyblock gameplay. With a strong community and regular updates, Skyblock.net is a reliable choice for Skyblock enthusiasts. 3. ManaCube Skyblock: With custom features and events, ManaCube Skyblock provides a competitive and engaging gameplay experience for players. From challenges to island upgrades, there’s plenty to do on ManaCube Skyblock. 4. UniverseMC Skyblock: Featuring custom islands and challenges, UniverseMC Skyblock offers a unique twist on the traditional Skyblock gameplay. With regular updates and events, players can always find something new to explore on UniverseMC Skyblock.

Whether you’re looking for classic Skyblock gameplay or a server with custom features and events, there are plenty of options available for players seeking a similar experience to Nestorcraft Skyblock. Explore these servers and find your new favorite Skyblock community today!
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Celestia SMP

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Welcome to Celestia SMP! Step into a world where Europe comes to life at a 1:100 scale in Minecraft. Whether you’re building your dream city, forming powerful alliances, or just exploring the landscape, Celestia SMP offers a rich, community-driven experience where your creativity and strategy can thrive! What our players love about Celestia SMP: Towny Roleplay Europe Map (1:100) Movecraft Balanced Economy Sieges Active Community We can’t wait to see you in Celestia SMP!

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Iperios: Where Geopolitics Meets Minecraft Mayhem! Non-square-rounded-whitelist

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Introduction	In Iperios you can create your own nation and refine your McMMO skills to fight in wars, get Geopolitical power to conquer new territories, and earn wealth and Custom Enchants.
Geopolitics	We also have resources camp in-game that can be conquered, they will become your first income of geopolitical resources for the geopolitical expansion of your nation. There are a lot of resources and buildings that can be created, there is a complete list on the discord channels and active support.
Plugins	– Dynmap – McMMO – Essentials – GriefPrevention – SilkSpawner – CrazyEnchants
How to join	First you have to join the discord and ask for whitelist. For the IP and some starter information you can read the message in #info-new-players. Once you are in, a staff member will guide you and give you a beginner kit, and then you can start!
Contacts	– Discord: https://discord.gg/7tfTX9WmMn (Main) – Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/groups/203761273381878

FAQ

1. How can I create my own nation?

To create your own nation, you need to refine your McMMO skills, fight in wars, and gain Geopolitical power to conquer new territories. Once you have enough resources and power, you can establish your own nation with its own form of government, laws, and ranks.

2. Can I join an existing nation instead of creating my own?

Yes, if you don’t want to create your own nation, you can join one that has already been created by other players. You can participate in the activities of the nation and contribute to its growth and success.

3. What are the resources camps in-game?

The resources camps in-game are locations that can be conquered by players. Once conquered, they become a source of geopolitical resources for the expansion of your nation. These resources can be used to build structures, gather materials, and strengthen your nation’s power.

4. Can I customize my gameplay with plugins?

Yes, the server has several plugins such as Dynmap, McMMO, Essentials, GriefPrevention, SilkSpawner, and CrazyEnchants that enhance gameplay and allow for customization. These plugins add new features, abilities, and challenges to the game.

The Block Party Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of craziness and chaos!
Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Pig, rumored to grant wishes to anyone who can catch it. But be warned, the Golden Pig is guarded by a pack of explosive chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious treasure.

Feeling brave? Take on our custom-built dungeon filled with mobs so tough, even the Ender Dragon would think twice before entering. Rumor has it that deep within the dungeon lies a secret room filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear, but only the bravest of players will ever find it.

And if you’re feeling competitive, why not challenge other players to a game of “Hot Potato” where the potato is actually a live TNT block that will explode if you hold onto it for too long. The last player standing wins a prize so rare, it’s rumored to be made of pure luck.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, things may get a little crazy, but that’s all part of the fun!

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‘Minecraft SMP – LOL General’

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old content? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos that will keep you on your toes.

But that’s not all! We have exclusive content like no other, including a Fright Night event where you can battle it out with spooky mobs and earn prestige rewards. And don’t even get us started on the insane builds and account stats you can show off to your friends.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft champion!

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WeddingEveNoRoomForIn-laws

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Are you tired of dealing with toxic family drama like a soap opera? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your family drama behind!
On our server, you can build your dream wedding venue without any unwanted guests crashing the party. No more dealing with judgmental aunts or drug-addicted uncles – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

Plus, if you join now, you’ll receive a special wedding-themed skin to show off your commitment to a drama-free virtual life. Say “I do” to joining our server and say goodbye to family drama forever!

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