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Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 5894 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 11 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 50 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 24 |
Imagine a world where blowouts only happen when you accidentally set off TNT, not in a baby’s diaper! On our server, you won’t have to worry about being guilt-tripped into helping strangers with their parenting duties. We’re all about building epic structures and exploring new lands, not dealing with messy situations like that.
So come join us and leave the dirty glances behind! Build your own empire, make new friends, and never feel bad about refusing to change a diaper again. Who needs empathy when you have a diamond pickaxe and a creeper-proof fortress to protect? Let’s block and roll, baby!