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SantaGoneMIA Minecraft SMP
adulting, awakening, childhood memories, coming to terms, confronting reality, coping with reality, Disappointment, disbelief, disillusionment, facing facts, facing the truth, growing pains, growing up, harsh truth, holiday traditions, loss of innocence, Maturity, Minecraft, reality check, SantaGoneMIA, shattered illusions, smp, tough realizationBro, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind like finding out Santa isn’t real but in an adult way. Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by a bunch of wild players who are all like “Yo, let’s build a giant statue of a potato!” And you’re just like, “Hell yeah, I’m in!” But wait, there’s more. We have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing sunglasses and disco balls. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano filled with hot sauce. Trust me, once you join this server, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like finding out Santa isn’t real, but way more lit, bro. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself! -
BlockyReality: NoSunshineNoRainbows
awakening, BlockyReality, Coming of Age, dealing with reality, difficult experiences, facing adversity, facing challenges, facing hardships, facing the truth, facing the world, growing up, harsh realities, harsh truth, learning curve, life lessons, life’s struggles, NoSunshineNoRainbows, overcoming obstacles, reality check, realization, tough realization, tough timesWhen you tried to ride a pig off a cliff and ended up plummeting to your doom. But fear not, on our Minecraft server, you can ride pigs off cliffs to your heart’s content without any consequences! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking cows plotting to take over the world. Who needs sunshine and rainbows when you have chaos and laughter at every turn? Join now and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional accidental lava bath). -
OshiDrillCraft – Where we drill your oshi in Minecraft!
*drills your oshi*, Boundaries, concerning, creepy, drill, DRILLS, extreme behavior, fan behavior, Fandom, Harassment, idol culture, idol worship, inappropriate, Minecraft, Obsession, obsessive behavior, Oshi, OshiDrillCraft, Problematic, stalkerish, STALKING, toxic behavior, UnhealthyAre you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so wild, it’ll make your oshi tremble with excitement.Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of feathers! Or how about diving into our lava parkour challenge, where the floor is literally lava and the only way to survive is by doing the Macarena.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond unicorn, rumored to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret disco party cave, where the skeletons have killer dance moves and the creepers know how to drop the beat.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there. *drills your oshi* (whatever that means)