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Snoyflop’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4086
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Towns Built:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
New Chunks Explored:	656868	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us and become part of the legendary Snoyflop tribe, where we battle against the evil Snoysters who are always trying to ruin our fun. Will you be the hero that saves the day or will you join forces with the Snoysters and cause chaos? The choice is yours!

But beware, on our server, anything can happen. From exploding chickens to flying pigs, you never know what kind of madness awaits you around every corner. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

Join us now and let the insanity begin! Remember, on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules. So come on, what are you waiting for? Embrace the chaos and join our epic adventure today!

Tough Luck Millie’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

Adventure, bad day, challenging day, challenging times, difficult day, hard luck, hard times, LUCK, millie, Millies, Minecraft, rough day, rough patch, smp, TOUGH, tough break, tough break for Millie, tough luck, tough situation, unfortunate circumstances, unfortunate events, Unlucky, unlucky streak

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	324
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	92
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Void Armor Forged:	14	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about Millie. Poor Millie thought she could survive on her own in the wilderness, but oh boy was she wrong. She built a house made entirely out of dirt and thought she was safe. But then, a pack of creepers decided to have a dance party right outside her front door and blew up her entire house! Millie was left with nothing but a stack of dirt and a broken heart. So, if you want to avoid the same fate as Millie, join our SMP where we promise to protect you from the creepers and provide endless laughs and adventures. Plus, we have a secret underground roller coaster that only the bravest players can ride. So what are you waiting for? Tough luck Millie, but you don’t have to suffer like she did. Join us now and let the madness begin!

Bad Time Minecraft SMP

Adversity, bad, bad time, BEWARE, Caution, Challenging, difficult situation, funny, humor, meme, Minecraft, not good, Quote, smp, south park, Struggle, Time, tough luck, tough times, Trouble, Unfortunate, Warning, warning sign., you’re gonna have a bad time

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3170
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to be chased by a pack of wild chickens armed with diamond swords, or have your house mysteriously turn into a giant block of cheese overnight.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours!

So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure, come join us and remember – you’re gonna have a bad time (in the best way possible)!

BlockyBants: Y U No Good Things Minecraft Server

always failing, Bad Luck, BlockyBants, can’t catch a break, constant setbacks, constant struggle, cursed, cursed life, Disappointment, Doomed, endless challenges, Frustration, Good, Jinxed, Minecraft, misfortune, never good enough, never winning, Server, tough luck, unfortunate circumstances, unfortunate events, unlucky streak, why me

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5605
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5007
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Void Gems Collected:	29

Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Then look no further, because our server is a hot mess of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to see pigs riding chickens, villagers breakdancing, and creepers throwing parties! Our server is like a wacky circus where anything goes, from building gigantic cookie monuments to having dance battles with skeletons.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that shoots lasers! Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server. So come on in and embrace the madness – because why have good things when you can have ridiculous things instead?

Welcome to GALESTA where you can semi-roleplay vanilla magic to build nations!

BUILD, Classes, combat system, Community, Discord, Galesta, History, Ip:, Items, Lore, Magic, Map, Minecraft, nation, Nation building, Nations, Professions, Semi Vanilla, Semiroleplay, Server, Unique, Vanilla, Wars, world

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5929
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Farms Harvested:	855
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Mines Excavated:	2491	Elemental Crystals Collected:	39
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Galesta Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Details
Combat System	12 unique classes and items for customization
	Build nations and engage in wars
Map Size	20K x 20K custom painted map
Rich History	Community with lore and history
Custom Items & Professions	Create professions and form communities

FAQ:

Q: Is this server modded?

A: No, this is a completely unique and unmodded Minecraft server.

Q: How can I customize my combat style?

A: Choose from 12 unique classes and items to tailor your combat experience.

Q: Can I build my own nation on the server?

A: Yes, you can build nations and engage in wars with other players.

Q: Is the map custom made?

A: Yes, the server features a 20K x 20K world painted map created by the server team.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Connect to IP: PLAY.GALESTA.COM

Q: Where can I find more information or connect with the community?

A: Join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/aVqQzbUQfN

MineCraftyThrowback Server

MineCraftyThrowback, Server

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3571
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Enchantments Applied:	252	Buildings Constructed:	14
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken nugget, battle against hordes of zombie llamas, and build your own floating castle made entirely of cheese!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rare and elusive rainbow sheep that poop out glitter blocks, and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco cave where the party never stops!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

ResignCraft Minecraft Server

breaking news, controversy, decision, Democrat, Government, influence, Jack Posobiec, joe biden, leadership, Minecraft, News, obama, policy, Politics, power, president, REPUBLICAN, resignation, ResignCraft, Server, us politics, washington dc, White House

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3803
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	18	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Emeralds Found:	3509

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers place to play Minecraft!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and zombies break out into dance numbers. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon does stand-up comedy on weekends!

But that’s not all – we have secret treasure hunts where the prize is a real-life llama (delivered straight to your door, no joke), and every full moon, the server turns into a giant disco party with villagers as the DJs.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

CouchPotatoCraft Minecraft Server

Careless, CouchPotatoCraft, dads house, family, full-time, Girlfriend, guests, Hawaii, Lease, legal advice., Minecraft, move in, new couch, Property, Red wine, roommate, ruined couch, Server, Sorry., State, Tenant, UNFAIR, wine spill

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5326
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Are you tired of dealing with careless roommates and their messy partners? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise no spilled wine on your virtual couches, only epic adventures and pixelated fun!

Join us and escape the drama of real life roommates who invite their clumsy girlfriends to move in without your consent. On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about anyone ruining it with red wine spills. Plus, our community is so welcoming, you’ll never have to deal with awkward roommate confrontations again.

So come on over to our server and leave the real world behind. Who needs roommates when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Join now and say goodbye to unwanted houseguests and hello to endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft!

CraftyDayz Minecraft Server

CraftyDayz, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2952
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Zombie Dances:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Don’t miss out on the chance to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies or participate in our weekly “Build a Castle with Your Eyes Closed” competition. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the craziness begin!

CreeperCatastrophe

Adversity, bad experience, Challenges, Character development, CreeperCatastrophe, Disappointment, Failure, Hardship, HEARTBREAK, learning, life lessons, MISTAKES, Pain, personal growth, regret, resilience, Sadness, Self Discovery, setbacks, Struggle, tough times

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2565
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35
Dragon Eggs Found:	3211	Dragon Eggs Found:	5198
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience the exhilarating thrill of being chased by a pack of angry chickens armed with diamond swords! Trust us, it’s a once in a lifetime experience that will have you questioning your sanity in the best way possible. Plus, rumor has it that if you survive the chicken onslaught, you’ll be rewarded with a magical pet llama that can shoot fireballs from its eyes. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and embrace the chaos!

CraftyConflict

American weapons, Conflict, cooperation, CraftyConflict, Defense, Diplomacy, discussion, foreign policy, international relations, Military, military intervention, peace negotiations, Permission, Politics, Russian territory, SECURITY, strategic planning, strikes, Ukraine, US, War

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	1840
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Zombie Dances:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Runes Activated:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin in your minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when all of a sudden, BOOM! you’re transported to a whole new dimension where US and Ukraine are teaming up to use american weapons to strike deep into russian territory!

join our server for the most epic battles you’ve ever seen, with explosions galore and crazy weapons that will make your head spin!

fight alongside the US and Ukraine as they take on the russian forces in an all-out war for control of the minecraft world. trust us, you’ve never experienced anything like this before!

so what are you waiting for? join now and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime! just watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re nothing compared to the chaos of this server!

ZebraNuggetLionMeal

Appetite, carnivore, EXTRA, food chain, hunt, hunting, Instinct, lion, Meal, Nature, nugget, predator, pregnant zebra, prey, satisfaction, satisfaction in hunting., SAVANNAH, Survival, wild animals, wildlife, ZebraNuggetLionMeal

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6292
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Villages Defended:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

join dis minecraft server if u wanna experience da thrill of eatin a pregnant zebra like a lion!! u will feel like u hit da jackpot when u find dat extra nugget in ur meal, except dis time u get to be da lion and feast on dat preggo zebra. it’s a wild ride of survival and domination, just like in da animal kingdom. so come on and join us for some crazy adventures and epic battles!

Landmark Legends

Accuracy, Boys, children, cognitive abilities, cognitive development., communication skills, Development, Directions, findings, gender differences, Girls, landmark, landmarks, Language, Legends, Performance, Quality, Quantity, research, spatial awareness, study, turns

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1430
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Animals Bred:	52
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1

yo, dis server be da bomb diggity, like seriously, you gotta join dis madness! we got boys aged 3 to 10 who be slayin’ it givin’ directions like pros, ain’t no girls gonna mess with them! but don’t worry, girls be holdin’ their own too, ain’t no gender differences gonna stop ’em from droppin’ dem sick directions!

we got landmarks for days, turns for weeks, and quality direction-giving words flowin’ like a waterfall of awesomeness. you wanna be part of dis epic adventure, trust me, you ain’t gonna find nothin’ like it anywhere else. so come on, join da fun, and let’s get lost in da world of Minecraft together!

Hermit Ruins: Where semi-vanilla survival meets ancient whitelisted shenanigans for 16+ players!

Ancient, application, Armour Statues, Community, Datapacks, discord server, Fabric, Friendly, Fun Events, handpicked, Hermit, Mature, meets, mini blocks, multiplayer, new world, Players, quality of life, Redstone, ruins, rules, Semivanilla, Shenanigans, shulker shells, Sleep, Survival, Vanilla, Vanilla Plus, Whitelisted

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4381
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Dragons Tamed:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12

Hermit Ruins Minecraft Server

Feature	Description
Friendly People	All members are kind, mature, and welcoming of all people. We have a nice relaxed environment where everyone is welcome to be themselves.
Vanilla Plus	We have a small selection of handpicked datapacks that add QoL changes. No game-breaking plugins like land claiming or pay to win ranks.
Mature Community	It is a whitelisted server, ensuring a safe place for all people. Members must be at least 16 years of age and mature.
Redstone Ready	Server is running on 1.21 Fabric, optimized for Redstone contraptions. No laggy machines that crash the server.
Easy Connectivity	The server is up 24/7, mods not required but Simple Voice Chat is recommended for better communication.
Fun	Community projects, game nights, and server-wide events. All are welcome to participate!

FAQ

How do I join?

To join, click here to join the Discord server. Fill out a short application and read the rules.

Can I use mods on the server?

No mods are required to join, but Simple Voice Chat is recommended for better communication.

What age group is allowed on the server?

Members must be at least 16 years of age and mature.

Are there any game-breaking plugins on the server?

No, the server only has handpicked datapacks for QoL changes. No land claiming or pay to win ranks.