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Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 1049 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 26 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 11 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
Our server is like a dysfunctional family, just like the one described above. We’ve got meth-addicted moms, drunk aunts and uncles, and cousins getting married just to stir up drama. And don’t forget about the grandma who can’t seem to understand basic human respect – she’s the real MVP of the server.
Join us for epic battles, crazy storylines, and more disowning than you can shake a diamond sword at. Who needs a soap opera when you’ve got our Minecraft server? So come on in and join the chaos – just don’t forget to bring your popcorn and your pickaxe. It’s gonna be a wild ride!