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| Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 947 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 40 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Towns Built: | 4 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 |
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