touchy Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

UncleCreepBeGoneMC

AITAH, backhanded compliments, calling out, Conversation, creepy comments, Defensive, Disappointed, EMBARRASSMENT, exaggerating, family barbecue, Girlfriend, hit on, Jealousy, Joker, overreacted, private handling, public calling out., Struggle, touchy, uncle, UncleCreepBeGoneMC, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6057
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama and creepy uncles are strictly prohibited! Join us for a fun and safe gaming experience, where you won’t have to worry about any uncomfortable situations like the one mentioned above.

Our server is the perfect place to escape from real-life drama and immerse yourself in a world of creativity and adventure. Build your dream castle, explore mysterious caves, and make new friends along the way.

Plus, we have a zero-tolerance policy for creepy uncles or any other inappropriate behavior. If anyone tries to make you uncomfortable, just call them out in the chat and our moderators will take care of the rest.

So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a house out of diamond blocks or emerald blocks. See you in the game!

BestieDrop Minecraft Server

aita, alcohol, Best Friend, BestieDrop, Boundaries, break up, Communication, Confrontation, consent, friendship, Girlfriend, Jealousy, Kissing, Minecraft, New Years party, relationships, Respect, Server, sexual remarks, touchy, Trust, Ultimatum

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1009
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the drama goes down! Join us for a wild ride filled with scandalous love triangles, drunken parties, and unexpected betrayals.

Picture this: you’re mining away in the depths of the world when suddenly, two players start fighting over a virtual love affair gone wrong. Who will come out on top? Will friendships be destroyed over pixelated romance? Only on our server will you find out!

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event where players can reenact the infamous New Year’s party incident. Get ready to roleplay as Jill, Sarah, or the poor boyfriend caught in the middle. Will you make the right choices and avoid a Minecraft breakup?

So why wait? Join our server now for a one-of-a-kind experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

Transjama’s Uppity Minecraft SMP

Agitation, annoyance, attitude, bad mood, Behavior, cranky, emotions, Frustration, Grumpy, irritable, Irritation, Minecraft, mood, Sensitive, smp, temper tantrum, testy, touchy, Transjama, Transjamas, uppity, Upset

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2120
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Meteorites Collected:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Oh, honey, let me tell you about Transjama, the wildest Minecraft SMP out there! This server is so fancy, even the creepers wear tuxedos! And don’t even get me started on the llamas – they run the whole place like a mafia boss.

But the real reason you should join Transjama? Well, let me tell you about the time we had a massive chicken uprising. Those cluckers were sick of being fried up for dinner, so they armed themselves with diamond swords and took over the whole server. It was chaos, but also kind of hilarious watching chickens try to PvP.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our admin, Steve, is actually a wizard in disguise. He can summon rainbows and unicorns at will, and once turned a whole mountain into a giant ice cream sundae. So yeah, if you want to experience the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft SMP ever, come join us at Transjama! Just watch out for those rebellious chickens…

WeirdoCraft – No Kid Zone

aita, Comments.., cross country team, facebook, friendship, jerks, Kid, local pool, Message, moving states, new family, Parent, play date, Polite, touchy, UNCOMFORTABLE, weird, WeirdoCraft, whispering, Zone

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1606
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Mines Excavated:	3821	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Zombie Dances:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with weird kids like Melanie pushing you into virtual water and comparing people to bugs. Join us for a fun and drama-free gaming experience, where the only thing you’ll be whispering under your breath is “this server is awesome!” Don’t be a jerk like the parents on the school district Facebook page – join our server and let the fun begin!

PyroCraft: No Touchy!

arson, Blaze, Burn, combustion, Creation, Element, ENERGY, fiery, Fire, flames, Heat, hot, ignite, incinerate, Inferno, kindle, PyroCraft, pyromania, Scorch, Spark, Touch, touchy

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3894
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

this server is lit AF, literally! we got fire everywhere, but you can’t touch it cuz we’re magical like that. join us if you wanna feel the burn without getting burned, ya know what i’m sayin’? it’s like a hot yoga class but in Minecraft. come join the fire nation and let’s set the world on fire, baby! 🔥🔥🔥

CraftyBanterMC

Boundaries, controversial, CraftyBanterMC, dark humor, Ethics, humor, inappropriate, morality, no joking, off color, off limits, offensive, politically incorrect, Respect, Sacred, Sensitive, serious, taboo, touchy, UNACCEPTABLE, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5719
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Alien Abductions:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that take themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate place for non-stop laughs and ridiculousness!

Join us for a wild ride where the pigs ride on top of creepers, the chickens wear diamond armor, and the zombies break out into dance parties when the sun comes up.

Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has been known to break out into stand-up comedy routines between attacks. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player, always causing chaos and mischief wherever he goes.

So if you’re ready to throw seriousness out the window and embrace the craziness, come join us on our server for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience!

Girl Obsessed Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Communication, confession, crying, difficult situation, discomfort, Distance, emotional attachment, emotional manipulation, Empathy, friendship, future hopes, girl, Honesty, Minecraft, obsessed, rejection, Respect, Server, touchy, unrequited love, unwanted advances

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5347
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Welcome to our Insane Love Triangle Minecraft server! Are you ready for some drama, tears, and heartbreak? Join now for a chance to experience a virtual love story gone wrong!

Imagine logging in to find a girl obsessed with you, confessing her undying love in the chat. But wait, there’s a twist – you’re not into her at all! Watch as she cries and begs for your love, while you desperately try to escape her clutches.

But that’s not all! This server is filled with touchy moments, awkward conversations, and plenty of emotional turmoil. Can you navigate through the chaos and find a way to break free from her without breaking her heart?

Join now and embark on a wild journey of friendship, rejection, and maybe even a hint of stalking. Who knows, you might just find yourself caught in the middle of an Insane Love Triangle that you’ll never forget!

BerryCraft: FaMYB44 Fun!

agricultural science, anthocyanin regulation, BerryCraft, crop improvement, environmental factors, FaMYB44, FaMYB44.1, FaMYB44.3, flavonoids, fruit color, fruit development, fruit pigmentation, fruit quality, Fun, gene expression, genetic factors, Molecular biology, nutritional value, plant biology, plant breeding, plant genetics, plant physiology, strawberry fruits

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2249
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Love Letters Sent:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

LOL THIS SERVER BE LIKE A STRAWBERRY FRUIT ON STEROIDS, FULL OF FaMYB44.1 AND FaMYB44.3 CRAZINESS! JOIN US AND DIVE INTO THE WACKY WORLD OF ANTHOCYANIN REGULATION IN MINECRAFT!

WE GOT GENETIC AND ENVIRONMENTAL FACTORS MIXING TOGETHER LIKE A FRUIT SMOOTHIE OF MADNESS! WATCH AS YOUR FRUITS GET SUPER PIGMENTED AND NUTRITIONALLY ENHANCED, JUST LIKE A SUPERHERO FRUIT!

SO COME ON AND JOIN US, BECAUSE THIS SERVER IS AS WILD AS A STRAWBERRY PARTY IN A MINECRAFT WONDERLAND! LET’S GET FRUITY TOGETHER! 🍓🍓🍓

❤️EmberBoss❤️ COME TO US WE ARE WAITING FOR YOU Minecraft server

Antispam, Auction, Auto-mine, banner, Cases, Donations, Duels, EmberBoss, GIF, good luck, Jobs, Minecraft, Players, prefixes, Relax, Server, Shop, Starter Kit, Telegram, tops, Waiting, Whales

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6361
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	83	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Towns Built:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Crops Grown:	9772
Elemental Crystals Collected:	57	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17

Come to our server, you will only relax, and so on

We have various cases with donations with prefixes with whales and much more, there are tops, there is an auction, there are duels to fight with the players!

Our group in telegram @EmberBoss

Okay, good luck to you all on our server!

EmberBoss.mcbe.in:19132

Whispering Tears 1.21

anguish, BETRAYAL, brokenhearted, crying, devastated, emotional distress, emotional pain, emotional suffering, emotional turmoil, feeling blue, Grief, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, heartbroken, hurt, Pain, Sadness, sorrow, Tears, Upset, whispering

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6165
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Love Letters Sent:	12
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

OMG, u gotta join this Minecraft server, like seriously, because SHE MADE ME CRY!

It’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, but in Minecraft form.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and the chance to let out all your feelings in pixel form.

Who knows, maybe you’ll end up crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll have on this server.

So come on, don’t be a crybaby, join us now and let’s make some memories together!

PartyPals Minecraft Server

best friend’s party, birthday celebrations, Communication, Decision making, family dynamics, family obligations., friendship, girlfriend’s family dinner, keeping commitments, loyalty, meeting relatives, Minecraft, misunderstandings, party planning, PartyPals, peer pressure, Priorities, Promises, relationships, Server, social events, teenage drama, teenage relationships

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4672
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Villages Defended:	17
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Are you tired of real-life drama interfering with your Minecraft adventures? Look no further than our server, where the only drama you’ll find is who stole whose diamonds!

Join us for epic parties that don’t require you to choose between your best friend’s birthday bash and meeting your girlfriend’s relatives. In fact, on our server, you can invite both Jake and your girlfriend to a virtual party where everyone gets along!

Don’t let accusations of selfishness ruin your gaming experience – on our server, the only thing you’ll be accused of is building the most epic castle in all of Minecraft. So leave the real-world drama behind and join us for a world of fun and friendship (without the family obligations)!

ChunkyCraft

body image, ChunkyCraft, Comments.., courage, DISRESPECTFUL, family, fast metabolism, Frustration, great-aunt, healthy, Jealousy, metabolism, middle school, overweight, Shut down, size 2, skinny, toothpick, UNCOMFORTABLE, weight

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5228
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Ores Mined:	3826
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	448	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

Are you tired of dealing with annoying comments about your weight? Join our Minecraft server where everyone is too busy building epic structures to worry about your size! No more Aunt Bertha’s telling you to “eat a sandwich” – here, we embrace all shapes and sizes (even if you’re just a pixelated block person). Plus, rumor has it that if you build the tallest tower in the server, you’ll gain +10 pounds in real life! So come join us and leave the body-shaming behind – unless it’s a giant creeper trying to blow up your base, then you might want to run!

Block Addiction: Can’t Quit Craft

addiction, attachment, Behavior, BLOCK, can’t quit, compulsion, Craft, craving, cravings, dependency, Fixation, Habit, habits, Irresistible, longing, Need, Obsession, PERSISTENT, QUIT, uncontrollable, urge, vice

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1473
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Dimension Hops:	9

Are you addicted to building epic structures in Minecraft and just can’t quit? Then you need to join our server ASAP! We have a support group for all you block-building addicts out there. Our staff are trained professionals in Minecraft therapy and will help you build your way to recovery. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly Creeper who loves to blow up your creations just to keep things interesting. Join now for a truly explosive experience!

RoadKillRptExposé

Accountability, activism, Corruption, cover up, crime, Ethics, freedom of speech, Indian, investigation, Journalism, Justice, Media, Murdered, press freedom, reporter, road contract, RoadKillRptExposé, Tragedy, transparency, Truth, violence

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8263
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Dimension Hops:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Love Letters Sent:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

so, like, you wanna join this minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya why u should. first of all, we got a crazy story for u. one time, this indian reporter was playin on our server and he found out some shady stuff about a road contract. next thing u know, he’s murdered! like, what the heck, right? but don’t worry, u won’t get murdered on our server (hopefully).

also, we got some sick builds on here. like, we got a giant statue of a chicken that shoots out diamonds instead of eggs. and we got a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. it’s lit, fam.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items? yeah, it’s like a treasure hunt tryin to find it.

so, if u wanna join a server with drama, crazy builds, and hidden treasures, then u gotta join us. plus, u might even solve a murder mystery along the way. who knows? it’s all part of the fun, right?

Fertile Bee Party: Nitro Bloom Boom

#sustainability, agriculture, Bee, Biodiversity, Bloom, boom, conservation, ecological balance, ecosystem, environmental impact, farming practices, fertile, fertiliser use, flower numbers, global implications, insect populations, long-term effects, Nitro, nitrogen fertilisers, Party, Pesticides, pollinating insects, Pollinators, research, scientific findings, study

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9848
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19	Elemental Crystals Collected:	91
Players Killed by Monsters:	3543	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the flowers are bloomin’ and the bees are buzzin’! we got so much fertiliser use that even the pollinators can’t keep up! our world’s longest study found that just a little bit of nitrogen fertiliser can cut flower numbers by fivefold and halve the pollinating insects! it’s a wild ride on our server, where the bees are struggling to keep up with all the bloomin’ flowers. join now for a truly unique minecraft experience like no other!

Verse Singer Network 1.20.5

#utawaku, 1.20.5, covers, Hiiragi Yuka, HIMEHINA 7th Anniversary Live, HIMEHINA Live 2024, hololive 6th fes, Hoshimachi Suisei, IORI MATSUNAGA, Life Like a Live!9, Lir.E 1st ONE MAN LIVE, Live, mori calliope, Network, Nippon Budokan Live, Nornis Orchestra Live, Originals, Otogibanashi ver1.35_Alternative, Sanrio Virtual Festival 2025, Shirakami Fubuki, Singer, SINKA LIVE SERIES EP.Ⅵ, Suzumi Nemo, Tacitly 4th One-Man Live, Tsukino Mito 2nd Solo Concert, ULTRA ANIME FES 2025, verse, Virtual Music Award 2025, virtual singer, vsinger, VSinger StarS Vol.1, 子午計畫 Meridian Project

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6131
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Dimension Hops:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Yo, bros and broettes! Are you ready to dive into the crazy world of VSingers? We’re talking virtual singers taking the industry by storm with originals, covers, utawakus, and even live performances! It’s a wild ride, my dudes!

Join our Minecraft server for a virtual music experience like no other! We’ve got upcoming lives that will blow your mind, from Hoshimachi Suisei at Nippon Budokan to Shirakami Fubuki’s Solo Live “ANTHEM”! It’s gonna be lit, fam!

But wait, there’s more! How about the ULTRA ANIME FES 2025 ft. Nanami Urara and Aikatsu Academy? Or the Life Like a Live! event that promises to be as wild as a “fantastic invader”? It’s gonna be a party, my peeps!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and immerse yourself in the virtual music world of VSingers! It’s gonna be a blast, trust me!

CraftyAncients

Advancements, Ancient, archaeology, Artifacts, Civilization, CraftyAncients, culture, discoveries, Evolution, History, Innovations, inventions, knowledge, misconceptions, Older, perspective, recent, Surprising, Technology, timelessness, Timeline

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	928
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Animals Bred:	192
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22

Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is like a fine wine – it’s been around for so long that it’s practically a dinosaur in the gaming world!

Join us for a wild ride through time and space as we uncover the ancient secrets of Minecraft that have been hiding right under our noses this whole time. Our server is so old, it’s practically a relic from a bygone era. But don’t worry, we’ve kept it up to date with all the latest mods and features to keep you entertained for hours on end.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of an ancient burial ground, and that the spirits of long-gone gamers haunt the virtual halls. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges that await you in our haunted server? Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive to tell the tale.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our ancient Minecraft server and experience the thrill of playing on a piece of gaming history. Who knows what secrets you’ll uncover in this virtual time capsule!