Touchless MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Touchless Ceiling Gaze

Home decor, maintenance, Housekeeping, top view, overhead

join dis server if u want to experience da most insane minecraft adventure of ur life. da other day, a player built a house where da ceiling was da only thing dat got touched da least but looked at da most. it was so mind-blowing, it made everyone question their existence in da game. u never know what crazy things u will come across in dis server. so come join us and see for urself. plus, we have a secret underground disco party every friday night where da creepers are da dancers. ain’t no party like a minecraft party on dis server!

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AirFaucetCraft

convenience, AirFaucetCraft, hygiene, eco-friendly, drying

Yo, so like, on this server, we got hand dryers in bathrooms that are like faucets for air, bro. It’s like you can wash your hands and then dry them with the power of wind, it’s insane. And get this, the bathrooms are actually secret portals to a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

But wait, there’s more. Our server has a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons. You gotta bust a move to get past them and claim your riches. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a unicorn that farts rainbows and grants you three wishes.

So come join our server and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures in Minecraft. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those sneaky hand dryers, they might suck you into a vortex of madness.

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PretendRichKidMC SMP

materialistic, pretending, luxury, conspicuous consumption, Rich

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to flex your virtual wealth with diamond armor and stacks on stacks of emeralds! We’ve got players pretending to be so rich, they build entire mansions out of gold blocks just to show off. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun – we even have a secret underground society of players who pretend to be poor just to mess with the rich ones. So come join us for a wild ride of fake riches and hilarious antics!

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TunnelTakedown: Iran2Leb

Conflict Resolution, security threat, military operation, regional tensions, MIDDLE EAST

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, even the IDF is getting in on the action. We destroyed a tunnel used to smuggle Iranian weapons from Syria to Lebanon, all in the name of epic Minecraft battles!

Join us on this wild ride where anything goes. Want to ride a llama into battle? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks? You got it. Want to team up with a squad of pandas to take down the Ender Dragon? Let’s do it!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret underground bases, treasure hunts with real-life prizes, and even a pet creeper that tells jokes (don’t worry, he won’t explode). So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s make some Minecraft magic happen!

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BrainLack SuicideCraft

emotional processing, sensory processing, Suicide risk, mental health disorders, brain connectivity

yo, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server where we got brain damage galore? our players got a lack of connections in their brains dat make dem do some wild sh*t in game. we got over 500 peeps playin and dey all got decreased brain connectivity across 86 brain regions. it’s like playin minecraft on hard mode cuz u never know what crazy stuff dey gonna do next. join us if u wanna experience da ultimate brain damage adventure in minecraft!

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🍓 FunnyMC 🍓 Survival, BedWars, Grif ▶️ 1.8-1.21 Minecraft server

holiday beach, Hide and seek, Lucky blocks, Skywars, arena for clan battles

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FunnyMC server on version 1.8 – 1.21+

— Survival, Vulture, BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, SkyBlock, MurderMystery

— Clans, arena for clan battles, as well as top clans

— Statistics of the best players

— Entertainment: parkour, trampolines, club, casino, hangout, mob rocking, fishing, holiday beach, prostitutes

— Unique plugins made by our programmers

— Rare wipes, and there is also a world of donators – without wipes

— Secret Easter eggs, secrets, hidden gifts

— Honest donation

IP – play.FunnyMC.net

Website: https://mcfunny.ru

VK group: https://vk.com/funnymc

A cozy server with an experienced administration, guaranteeing you a comfortable game without lags.

We are already more than 7 years old. Excellent survival and PvP server with good online.

Beautiful buildings, there is a world without wipes. A unique set of plugins for convenience.

Lots of entertainment, on our server you won’t have time to get bored 🙂

With us you will find everything you like, and there is nothing unnecessary!

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Sociopaths R Us Minecraft Server

societal trends, Masculinity, Gender Roles, Sociopaths, societal values

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our server is run by a bunch of joker-type characters who love to murder and be violent towards others! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun (we think).

Join our server and experience the thrill of constantly looking over your shoulder as you never know when someone might come up behind you with a diamond sword. And who knows, maybe you’ll become the next infamous prankster on our server!

Forget about toxic masculinity, on our server, it’s all about toxic Minecraft-ity. So come join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and plenty of laughs (or screams, depending on how you look at it).

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Wrestling Master Minecraft SMP

wrestling fans, wrestling entertainment, wrestling superstars, wrestling culture, wrestling promotions

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy Minecraft SMP where we settle all our disputes with epic wrestling matches! That’s right, forget PvP battles, we settle everything in the ring like true warriors.

Our server is home to the most insane wrestling matches you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From Creeper vs Enderman showdowns to Skeleton vs Zombie cage matches, you’ll never know what to expect next. And if you think you have what it takes to be the ultimate Minecraft wrestler, then come on down and show us what you’re made of.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground wrestling league where only the bravest and craziest players dare to enter. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is the reigning champion, but who knows what other mysterious creatures lurk in the shadows, ready to challenge you to a match.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience unlike any other, then join our server today and get ready to rumble like never before!

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JealousCraft: Love Triangle

Conflict Resolution, JealousCraft, Disrespect, unhealthy relationships, girlfriend drama

Welcome to our Minecraft server where drama unfolds just like a soap opera! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous stories that will make you question everything you thought you knew about relationships.

Picture this: you’re at a party before your friend’s wedding and some guy decides to hit on your girlfriend. But fear not, because you step in and show him who’s boss by staying by her side all night. The next night at the wedding, your girlfriend talks smack about him all night long, and you both bond over how much of a sleazeball he is.

But wait, it gets better! During the after party, your girlfriend decides to approach him herself (with you awkwardly sandwiched between them) and guess what? He hits on her AGAIN! Cue the drama as you try to keep your cool while she gives you attitude for not being in the party mood.

And the cherry on top? She ends up blaming you for making her upset and suggests breaking up because of your “mean” behavior. But don’t worry, it’s all just a part of the wild ride that is our Minecraft server. So come join us for a server experience like no other, where relationships are tested and drama is always on the menu.

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Skillz2Thrillz – Minecraft SMP

skill acquisition., hard work, self improvement, never giving up, Dedication

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only challenge is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of parkour and will challenge you to epic races through lava-filled caves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous Endermen who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Just try to build a house without them stealing your blocks or teleporting you into the void!

Join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy, chaotic world. Trust us, you won’t find a more challenging or entertaining Minecraft experience anywhere else!

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