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HelpMeInThisMinecraftSMP

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	841
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mines Excavated:	3209
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Votes:	6763	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
New Chunks Explored:	453613	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon and the adventures are wilder than a herd of stampeding llamas!

Join us if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, from building epic castles to starting your own OnlyFans empire with your in-game girlfriend (who may or may not be a white hello kitty obsessed with your pixelated peen).

We’ve got players who are willing to do whatever it takes to make a buck, even if it means pimping out their virtual partners for some sweet, sweet Minecraft diamonds. And hey, if you’re into rough stuff like drinking spit and dominating your fellow players, you’ll fit right in!

So come on down to our server and let your wildest fantasies run wild – just remember, no pegging allowed (unless you’re into that sort of thing)! Join now and let the chaos begin!

IndoCraft SMP – PillPopper

ANCESTORS, ancient wisdom, Buddhism, cultural roots, Germans, heritage, Hinduism, Identity, indo european, IndoCraft, INITIATION, Jews, Larping, lineage, map lines, philosophy, pill, PillPopper, Religion, sanskrit, slavs, smp, Spiritual Journey

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8636
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Runes Activated:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Love Letters Sent:	19

Join our Minecraft SMP and take the Indo-European pill! Learn Sanskrit, get initiated into Hinduism and Buddhism, and discover the ancient wisdom of your ancestors. Say goodbye to larping as fake “Germans” or “Slavs” created by sneaky jews – your true lineage goes back farther than you could ever imagine!

On our server, you’ll embark on epic quests to uncover lost temples, battle mythical creatures, and build magnificent shrines to honor your Indo-European heritage. Join us for wild adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and unlock the secrets of your past while having a blast with fellow Indo-European enthusiasts. Who knows, you might even discover that you’re descended from a legendary warrior or a wise sage – the possibilities are endless!

TicketlessLoveCraft

aita, Calls, Commanders game, Crush, date, DATING, feelings, Friend, Friends, hanging out, KIND, Mixed responses, not interested, Preseason game, response, Smart, Taking Away, texts, ticket, TicketlessLoveCraft, University

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8896
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	4792	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Potions Brewed:	169
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are tested and love is in the air! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, romance, and a whole lot of block-building fun.

Are you ready to navigate through the complicated world of relationships and friendships? Our server is the perfect place to experience the thrill of asking out your friend, only to be met with a “K” in response. Will you make the right choices and find love in the end, or will you end up building a castle alone?

But don’t worry, there’s plenty of excitement to be had outside of the dating drama. Explore our vast world filled with hidden treasures, dangerous monsters, and epic adventures. Who knows, you might even find a special someone to share your Minecraft journey with.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a quest for love, friendship, and endless entertainment. Who knows, you might just find your blocky soulmate along the way. Remember, diamonds aren’t the only thing worth mining for in this crazy world of Minecraft!

DropQuote Minecraft SMP

bekind, brightenyourday, dailyinspiration, DropQuote, encouragement, Happiness, Hope, Inspirational, Kindness, love, Minecraft, motivational, motivationalquotes, positivevibes, positivity, positivityiskey, positivityquotes, quotestoliveby, smp, Spreadlove, staypositive, Uplifting, upliftingquotes

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1498
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Runes Activated:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for resources when suddenly a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles start chasing you. Or how about the time we had a massive chicken army invade spawn and demand tribute in the form of golden carrots?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Dancing Creeper” who will break out into a choreographed dance routine every time someone finds a rare item. And let’s not forget about the secret underground disco party that only the bravest players can find.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you question reality, then join us now! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in our wacky world.

NoSleepCraft

achievement, all nighter, Burnout, determination, exhaustion, FATIGUE, Focus, late night, mental clarity, mental strength, mental toughness, NoSleepCraft, perseverance, productivity, pushing limits, pushing through, self-discipline, sleep deprivation, staying awake, success, work ethic

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4831
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Divine Spears Created:	19	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Have you ever tried to build a roller coaster in Minecraft after pulling an all-nighter? Well, on our server, we have a whole community of players who do just that! Join us and see if you can top the guy who built a functioning water park with only one hand while sleepwalking.

Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We once had a player defeat the dragon using only a carrot as a weapon. Legend has it, the dragon still has nightmares about that epic battle.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will push you to your limits (and maybe beyond), join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the craziest challenges in the blocky world. Just make sure to stock up on coffee and snacks – you’re gonna need ’em!

NukeCraft Server: House Intel Warns!

chairman, Committee, Conflict, DECLARATION, Diplomacy, end of the year, Global, House, House Intelligence Committee, intel, intelligence, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Nuclear, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, Politics, proliferation, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, State, threat, Warns, weapons

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7571
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can build ur own nuclear weapons and declare urself a nuclear weapons state in just a few hours! our chairman of the house intelligence committee said so! hurry up before iran beats u to it! build ur own nukes, rule the world, and have a blast (literally)! #minecraftmadness #nuclearnonsense

PixelPatriotVSCommies

Abuse, arrest, child porn, criminal, Exploitation, extradition, Fighting, fugitive, illegal, International, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, Military, PixelPatriotVSCommies, russia, scandal, SUSPECT, U.S. Vet, Ukraine, wanted

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6642
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Magic Items Found:	8264
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

join our epic minecraft server where u can fight alongside a U.S. vet wanted for child porn who is somehow fighting for russia against ukraine. it’s like a crazy action movie but in minecraft form! who knows what other wild adventures await on this server. come join the chaos and see what all the hype is about!

BotanicalZooCraft

botanical adventures, botanical attractions, botanical experiences, botanical tourism, BotanicalZooCraft, entry fee, Exotic botanical gardens, exotic flora, exotic plants, garden admissions, garden entrance fees, garden fees, horticultural attractions, horticultural displays, paid gardens, plant collections, plant conservation, plant exhibits, plant exploration, plant sanctuaries, plant zoos

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1663
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	6052
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	68
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

yo yo yo come join our cray cray minecraft server where we got exotic botanical gardens like some fancy plant zoo but you gotta pay to get in cuz these plants are VIPs yo. we got plants from outer space, plants that glow in the dark, plants that rap battle each other for supremacy. come see the plant drama unfold and maybe even adopt a plant as your new bestie. ain’t no server like ours, we the plant party masters yo. join now and witness the botanical madness for yourself!

NKG2A-HLA-E Disruptors

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8415
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Zombie Dances:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so lit, it will literally make ur brain explode with excitement? well, look no further cuz this server is like a magical unicorn on steroids, ready to take u on a wild ride through the pixelated world of blocky goodness.

why should u join, u ask? well, let me tell u a little secret. this server has the power to disrupt NKG2A:HLA-E interactions, whatever that means. but trust me, it’s gonna make ur anti-cancer immunity levels go through the roof. u’ll be like a superhero fighting off evil cells with ur trusty pickaxe and diamond armor.

not convinced yet? well, let me tell u a story. once upon a time, there was a player who joined this server and became so powerful, they could literally punch a creeper into oblivion with just one hit. they were like a god among mere mortals, ruling the land with an iron fist (or maybe a diamond one, who knows).

so what are u waiting for? come join this epic minecraft server and become the ultimate warrior against cancer cells. who knows, maybe u’ll even discover the secret to immortality hidden within the pixels. dare to dream, my friend. dare to dream.

The Stoned Golem: Where Vanilla is only Semi and the Golems are always high

bedrock, Claims, Community, Cosmetics, Crates, Discord, Donations, Dynmap, Events, Exploration, Golem, Golems, Graves, Griefing, hard mode, HIGH, java, PvP, Seasonal Crates, Semi, smp, Stoned, Updates, Vanilla, voice chat, Voting, Waystones

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2191
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Votes:	341	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Emeralds Found:	8123	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	99	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

The Stone Golem SMP Overview

Server Type	Semi-Vanilla
Supported Platforms	Java and Bedrock
Server Age	Almost 3 years old
Reset	Never has and never will reset
IP	thestonedgolem.live
Bedrock IP	thestonedgolem.live Port: 19132
Links	Discord Dynmap

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What can I expect on The Stone Golem SMP?	A: Hard Mode, free gameplay, constant updates, server events, community hosted events, proximity voice chat, custom cosmetic items, crates, claims, ban from claims, toggleable PvP, graves, waystones, and more.
Q: Are there any rules regarding monetary gain on the server?	A: The server is free to play and any monetary gain is only through donations.
Q: How can I earn crate keys on TSG?	A: You can get crate keys by voting.
Q: Can I toggle PvP on and off?	A: Yes, you have the option to turn PvP on or off.
Q: How does the claims system work?	A: Claims are used to ensure everyone is safe from griefing. Players can also ban others from their claims.
Q: What is the graveyard system on the server?	A: Deaths have a punishment of 3 graves with a 24h timer, making deaths meaningful but not game ruining.
Q: How can I teleport on the server?	A: Waystones allow players to teleport to activated waystones, making exploration and travel easier.

FlaVR Craft Minecraft Server

ai art, ai generated art, AI wrangling anons, Brolime, Chocolate Chuubas, corpo-style, Craft, FlaVR, FlaVR domination, FlaVR General, FNAF Edition, fvr, gen structure, idol corp, indie circle, Kiki’s Thread., Kinolime, Korean Vtubers, Malone, Minecraft, Nyana, Panko, parody VTuber company, phase connect, Pipkin Pippa, sena, Server, Splatts, Undertale Yellow, Vtuber

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1820
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	79
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Buildings Constructed:	28
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Void Gems Collected:	19
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a FNAF Edition experience that will have you screaming with laughter.

Last time on the server, Kinolime beat the new FNAF game on Nightmare setting, but not before Brolime spent over 2 hours playing a fighting game and Sena had a karaoke stream that had everyone in stitches.

But that’s not all, Splatts celebrated his one month anniversary with a karaoke stream that shook the virtual world, while Nyana reacted to a new meme anime that had us all rolling on the floor. She even collabed with her (art) sister, but had computer issues that made it even more hilarious.

And let’s not forget Malone, who is currently playing Undertale Yellow and bringing the chaos to a whole new level.

But wait, there’s more! Phase Connect’s Pipkin Pippa (and eventually Panko) designed a parody VTuber company with AI-generated art that has taken on a life of its own. Some designs were even made here by AI wrangling anons.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of laughter, chaos, and virtual insanity. Who knows, you might just become the next virtual sensation!