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HelpMeInThisMinecraftSMP

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5542
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon and the adventures are wilder than a herd of stampeding llamas!

Join us if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, from building epic castles to starting your own OnlyFans empire with your in-game girlfriend (who may or may not be a white hello kitty obsessed with your pixelated peen).

We’ve got players who are willing to do whatever it takes to make a buck, even if it means pimping out their virtual partners for some sweet, sweet Minecraft diamonds. And hey, if you’re into rough stuff like drinking spit and dominating your fellow players, you’ll fit right in!

So come on down to our server and let your wildest fantasies run wild – just remember, no pegging allowed (unless you’re into that sort of thing)! Join now and let the chaos begin!

Breeders R Us Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2812
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Buildings Constructed:	10
Emeralds Found:	1977	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Zombie Dances:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Crops Grown:	7386
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we have a totally unique and outrageous society! Join us if you want to experience a world where all women are used as breeding cattle, just like Plato talked about but taken to the next level! No sex allowed here, just artificially conceived embryos growing in women’s bodies. And get this – the embryos could be completely unrelated to the women carrying them!

But that’s not all, older women and those in the most challenging months of pregnancy get to do childcare work and other roles. The children are taken away as soon as possible to ensure loyalty to the state. Heredity and maternity records are top secret for medical purposes.

If you’re looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft experience, this is the SMP for you! Join us and see just how insane things can get in our one-of-a-kind society.

No Fucking Way, /v/ Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	520
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	84
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Gods Slained:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride on a rollercoaster made of diamonds and creepers! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building a castle made entirely of TNT (don’t worry, it’s totally safe). Our community is filled with crazy players who will make you laugh until your diamond armor breaks. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

New Sabrina Online Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3891
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Chimeras Created:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Holy Grails Found:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	26

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party where the only rule is to have fun! Join us for epic build battles, crazy treasure hunts, and even a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who can help you find the rarest diamonds and defeat any boss mob with just a flick of their spectral wrist. Plus, we have a secret society of llamas who are always looking for new recruits to join their llama army and take over the server one spit at a time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. And who knows, maybe you’ll even get to meet the one and only Notch himself, riding a diamond-encrusted pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least we still get new Sabrina Online.

Trump’s Rally Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4320
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Chimeras Created:	3

Join our Minecraft server where President Donald J. Trump himself is the admin! Build your wall, make Minecraft great again, and tweet about it to your heart’s content. Watch out for Liz Harrington, the Trump Spox, who will keep you in line with her epic trolling skills. Explore the Donald J Trump Presidential Library in-game and uncover secret speeches from Pres Trump Rallies in Greensboro, Salem, Gastonia, Milwaukee, Warren, and more! Don’t miss out on the epic surprise visit to Dearborn, MI – it’s gonna be huge! Join now and be part of the Tucker Carlson Live Tour in Glendale, AZ with President Trump headlining! And if that’s not enough, watch exclusive Trump videos like “WE WILL WIN” and “MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, AGAIN!” This server is gonna be tremendous, believe me! #MinecraftForTrump #BuildTheWallInMinecraft

Tom’s Crafting Adventures Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6310
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Meteorites Collected:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Dragons Tamed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	168511
Love Letters Sent:	19	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We have UFC interim heavyweight champion Tom Aspinall as our resident wrestler, ready to take on anyone who dares challenge him in the ring (or in the mines)!

Forget about Brock Lesnar, Tom Aspinall is the new great athlete™ monster in town and he’s ready to show off his skills in both the octagon and the squared circle. Join our server now and witness epic battles between players and mobs, with Tom Aspinall as the referee (and occasional participant)!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground dungeon where you can find rare loot and face off against mythical creatures like the Ender Dragon and Herobrine. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the ultimate Minecraft SMP with a twist of UFC and WWE madness!

Crafty World – Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2920
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Villages Defended:	14

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our server for the most epic and outrageous adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some insane stories that have happened on our server. One time, a player built a roller coaster that actually took you to the moon! And another time, a group of players formed a secret society of chicken warriors who battled against evil zombie pigs.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy events like llama races, underwater treasure hunts, and even a giant game of hide and seek where the seeker is a giant Ender Dragon. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of wild fun anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows what kind of wacky adventures you’ll have in store. Just remember, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).

TeamUp Minecraft SMP – 30/32 and Counting

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8197
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	83	Towns Built:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Villages Defended:	19	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocky adventures!

Join us for a chance to witness the legendary Battle of the Black Qbs, where players compete to see who can build the most epic quarterback statue out of obsidian! Rumor has it that the winner will receive a diamond-encrusted helmet and the title of QB King!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on top of giant chickens and battle it out with feathered lances. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor charging at you!

So why wait? Join our server now for a chance to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP out there. Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

StoryMine Balanced economy server Minecraft

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6308
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	15	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	78

What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!

Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!

We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.

⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).

⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).

⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!

⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!

⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.

⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!

⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.

⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!

⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!

⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!

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Osomatsu San Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4454
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our server is as wild as shipping the Matsuno Brothers together! That’s right, we’ve got a whole fandom dedicated to our server, and things can get pretty weird (in a good way, of course). Join us for a one-of-a-kind experience where you can be a drag queen like the Matsunos in our Dragmatsu AU. Trust us, it’s gonna be a blast! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s serve some serious Minecraft realness!

Dust Settlers Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6457
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Votes:	1860
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Welcome to the wildest Minecraft SMP out there! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – all of our players are secretly trained ninjas who can build a castle in under 5 minutes while fending off creepers with their bare hands.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to test the effects of playing Minecraft on astronauts in space. So if you join, you might just be helping NASA discover the key to surviving on Mars!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, let me drop this bombshell – every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky. Don’t miss out on the chance to experience this once-in-a-lifetime event!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and prepare for the craziest, most mind-blowing adventure of your life!