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| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 6485 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 36 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 12 |
Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found, it’s like touching a lava block with your bare hands, but in a good way, you know? Like, the admins are all wizards or something, they can make diamonds rain from the sky and turn creepers into cute little puppies.
One time, I was mining for diamonds and I accidentally touched a lava block, but instead of burning to a crisp, I turned into a fire-breathing dragon and flew around the server scaring all the noobs. It was lit, bro.
So if you want to experience the hottest thing you’ve ever touched in Minecraft, come join us on this server. Just be careful not to touch any lava blocks, unless you want to become a dragon like me. Let’s get this bread, gamers!
