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ParentalRoasts Minecraft Server

childhood trauma, coping with parental abuse, damaging comments, deep wounds, Emotional Abuse, emotional scars, family, family dynamics, healing from trauma, hurtful memories, hurtful phrases, hurtful words, long-term effects, Minecraft, negative impact, painful memories, parental criticism, ParentalRoasts, parents, Server, toxic relationships, verbal abuse, worst thing

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2942
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

Are your parents constantly roasting you like a marshmallow over a campfire? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee that no parents will be allowed to enter and ruin your gaming experience with their savage comments! Join us and escape the wrath of parental disapproval as you build, mine, and battle your way to victory in a world where the only thing your parents will be saying is “Wow, you’re so good at this game!” So come on over and let your inner child run wild without any judgment from the ‘rents!

Pixel Peril: Near-Death Adventures

Adventures, brushes with death, close calls, coming close to death, confronting mortality, dangerous encounters, escaping death, facing danger, facing mortality, heart-stopping moments, life changing events, life flashing before my eyes, life hanging in the balance, life-altering experiences, life-threatening situations, miraculous escapes, moments of fear, near death experiences, neardeath, Peril, PIXEL, Survival, surviving against all odds., traumatic incidents

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3442
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	4810	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Votes:	713
Love Letters Sent:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Chimeras Created:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Have you ever been chased by a horde of creepers while trying to build your dream castle? Have you ever fallen into a pit of lava because you were too busy admiring your diamond armor? Well, fear not, because on our server, near-death experiences are just a daily occurrence! Join us for the thrill of constantly facing danger at every turn, whether it’s dodging arrows from skeletons or narrowly escaping the wrath of an angry Enderman. Who needs a boring old survival mode when you can have heart-pounding excitement around every corner? So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our chaotic world of Minecraft madness!

PopeCraft Minecraft Server

ANSA, catholic church, closed-door meeting, controversy, discrimination, equality, gay slur, Homophobia, HUMAN RIGHTS, italy, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, Minecraft, News, offensive language, pope, PopeCraft, Religion, Reports, scandal, Server, Social Issues, Vatican

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1318
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13

So, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro! Like, imagine a world where the Pope is, like, dropping gay slurs in closed-door meetings, like, what even is that?! But, like, on this server, anything goes, man! You can build a giant rainbow castle and have llama parades every day! And, like, the mobs are all wearing party hats and doing the Macarena, it’s wild! Plus, there’s a secret underground disco where the Ender Dragon is the DJ, spinning sick beats all night long! So, like, come join us and let’s get this party started, bro! Let’s make the Pope proud with our epic builds and crazy adventures!

DataCenterDrama

#sustainability, ai, Analytics, Artificial Intelligence, big data, computing, Data Center, data processing, DataCenterDrama, digital transformation, efficiency, energy consumption, Future, growth, Infrastructure, innovation, Internet of Things, machine learning, power demand, smart technology, Technology

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1715
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	421
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	33	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE IT HAS AI THAT WILL MAKE UR POWER BILL GO THROUGH DA ROOF! U WANNA SEE UR COMPUTER EXPLODE FROM DA SHEER AMOUNT OF DATA BEING PROCESSED? JOIN NOW AND WATCH AS UR ELECTRICITY BILL SKYROCKETS! WHO NEEDS SAVINGS WHEN U CAN HAVE A COMPUTER THAT LITERALLY BLOWS UP IN UR FACE? JOIN NOW FOR DA ULTIMATE ADRENALINE RUSH!

Dumb Genius Craft

cognitive dissonance, Craft, dumb, GENIUS, intelligence, Intelligent, introspection, realization, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-assessment, self-aware, self-aware individuals, self-awareness in intelligent people, self-knowledge, self-perception, self-realization, Understanding

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9505
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	19	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

So, like, do you ever feel like you’re, like, super smart but also, like, really dumb at the same time? Well, this server is for you, my friend! We only accept players who understand how dumb they are, because let’s face it, we’re all a little bit stupid sometimes. But that’s what makes us special, right?

Join our server for the chance to build the most ridiculous structures you can imagine, like a giant toilet made out of diamonds or a roller coaster that goes straight into a lava pit. The possibilities are endless, just like our patience for players who can’t take a joke.

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive mini-games like “Sheep Soccer” where you have to kick sheep into a goal while avoiding angry villagers, and “Creeper Dodgeball” where you have to dodge exploding creepers while trying to hit other players with snowballs. It’s chaotic, it’s hilarious, and it’s guaranteed to make you question your life choices.

So come join us on this wild ride of stupidity and creativity, because only the truly dumb can appreciate the genius of our server. Don’t be a square, be a cube!

SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY! Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Chat, Community, Creative, Exploring, female, feminine, Friends, Fun, Gaming, Girls, Minecraft, ONLINE, Only, Roleplay, Server, Survival, virtual, world

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2617
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15

The owner of the “SURVIVAL ONLY FOR GIRLS” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mr.m4st.vanillaboxmc.ru

AZPBMD: Where chaos and simplicity collide! 1.20.6, no map resets, for Java and Bedrock!

1.20.6, AZPBMD, bedrock, Brooke, Chaos, collide, don’tplaythisserver, instagram, java, long-running, Map, minimal plugins, no AFK kick, No Hacks, no Vote to Win, official releases, optifine, Parent, Resets, rich history, semi anarchy, Simplicity, tiktok, Unmoderated Chat, Updated, Vanilla, webpage, x-ray

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4306
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Host	dontplaythisserver.com
Website	https://www.azpbmd.com/

Check us out at AZPBMD on TikTok and Instagram!

Rules:

No hacked clients of any kind
No x-raying of any kind
The only approved clients are vanilla and optifine
Any client that allows hacks will result in a ban

Warning: Chat is unmoderated, so if you are a parent you might consider this server inappropriate for your children.

FAQ

Q: When was the server created?

A: A Zombie Pigman Brooke My Door was created in late 2019.

Q: What are the rules of the server?

A: The rules are no hacked clients of any kind, no x-raying of any kind. The only approved clients are vanilla and optifine. Any client that allows hacks will result in a ban.

Q: Are there any specific server features?

A: The server stays up to date with the newest official Minecraft releases, runs minimal plugins for a true vanilla feel, and is Bedrock compatible. There is no AFK kick and no Vote to Win.

Q: Where can I find more information about the server?

A: You can visit the server’s website at https://www.azpbmd.com/

PhoenixCraft Server

AI: Somnium Files 2, Character development, courtroom drama, crime solving, Danganronpa dead, detective, Interactive Fiction, investigation, Murder Mystery, mystery game, next big game, Phoenix Wright dead, PhoenixCraft, plot twists, puzzle solving, Rain Code, Server, Suspense, Thriller, video game, visual novel, Zero Escape dead

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9206
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Are you tired of all the same old boring mystery games being dead and gone? Well, fear not my friends, because on our Minecraft server, we have the ultimate mystery game experience waiting for you!

Join us and immerse yourself in the world of AI: Somnium Files 2 and Rain Code, where you’ll have to solve mind-bending puzzles and uncover the truth behind some seriously twisted plots. And who knows what the next big mystery game will be on our server? Maybe it’ll involve unicorns, aliens, and a talking potato!

So why wait? Join our server now and get ready to have your mind blown with the craziest mysteries you’ve ever seen in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but in a good way!

Firstie Reproduction Minecraft Server

25 year old, career focus, delayed parenthood, demographic trends, environmental factors, family, Family Planning, fertility issues, first world problems, FIRSTIE, future generations, genetic dead end, health concerns, House, Minecraft, modern lifestyle, population decline, Reproduction, Server, social norms, societal expectations, societal pressure, Technology

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5082
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4848	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Runes Activated:	8

Are you tired of being a firstie who can’t reproduce in the real world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, everyone has the chance to start a family and continue their genetic legacy!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual family, complete with pixelated children who will carry on your legacy for generations to come. Who needs a house and a spouse in the real world when you can have a blocky mansion and a Minecraft family instead?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a genetic success in the virtual world, where age is just a number and reproduction is as easy as placing a block. Join our server today and start your journey to becoming a Minecraft family dynasty!

AutisticAntics Minecraft Server

advocacy, autism, AutisticAntics, Boundaries, bullying, children, Communication, Conflict Resolution, education, emotional wellbeing, Empathy, FRIENDSHIPS, Harassment, intervention, Minecraft, parenting, School, Server, social cues, special needs, Support, Teacher, Understanding

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9754
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9418	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content without any pesky boys following you around!

Join us and leave behind the stress of dealing with social cues and awkward situations. Our server is a safe space for you to just chill and have fun without any drama. Plus, our community is filled with friendly players who will never make you feel uncomfortable or harassed.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Leave the real world behind and immerse yourself in a world where you can truly be yourself without any judgment or pressure. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave!