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PyroCraft: No Touchy!
this server is lit AF, literally! we got fire everywhere, but you can’t touch it cuz we’re magical like that. join us if you wanna feel the burn without getting burned, ya know what i’m sayin’? it’s like a hot yoga class but in Minecraft. come join the fire nation and let’s set the world on fire, baby! 🔥🔥🔥 -
SkinPointingCraft
join our epic minecraft server where pointing at your skin makes you look like a total weirdo! we have magical powers that turn your skin into a giant rainbow unicorn! plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet zombie that farts rainbows! come join the fun and experience the madness for yourself! -
Touch of Death Server
come join our minecraft server where the grim reaper is actually a friendly dude who just wants to play some blocky games with u! he doesn’t need a scythe cuz he’s got mad skills at pvp. u can challenge him to a duel and if u win, he’ll give u a diamond sword that’s been blessed by the ghost of steve. but beware, if u lose, he’ll turn u into a zombie pigman for a day! also, did we mention that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to photobomb ur screenshots? come join us for some spooky fun and maybe even make friends with a skeleton or two! -
Touch My Blocks Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage self-love in the most literal sense! That’s right, when you think about us, you’ll be touching yourself in-game and having a blast doing it!Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild. Build a giant statue of yourself touching yourself, create a rollercoaster that simulates the feeling of self-touching, or embark on a quest to find the legendary “Self-Love Diamond” hidden deep within the world.
So come on, join us and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Just remember, when you think about us, you’ll be touching yourself in more ways than one!
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PhantomCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can fulfill your wildest fantasies! Want to touch Ciel Phantomhive’s penis? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Join now for a chance to live out your craziest dreams and build a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some questionable fan fiction). Don’t miss out on the opportunity to make Ciel blush in pixelated glory! -
HeartlessCraft
come join our epic minecraft server where you can touch your heart in both the poetic and literal sense! we have magical potions that make you feel all the feels and rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds! our server is so lit that even the creepers dance to dubstep! plus, our admin is a talking llama who gives out free hugs and unlimited diamonds! join now and experience the most mind-blowing minecraft adventure of your life! -
🆘 mellstroy MELLSTROY OPENED ITS OWN Minecraft server
Troubles, the Minecraft server decided to be created just for our little ones, check out what’s going on there, I’ll be in touch soon!
MELLSTROY.GO.GGMINE.RU
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NoTouchyGFNoTouchy
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of respecting your belongings! Join us if you’re tired of people treating their virtual blocks like they’re disposable!On our server, we have a strict policy of respecting all in-game items and structures. No more griefing or careless destruction here! We believe in taking care of your virtual possessions just like you would in real life.
Join us and experience a community of players who understand the value of their pixelated possessions. Build your dream castle without fear of it being destroyed by a reckless player!
So if you’re tired of dating someone who treats their belongings like garbage, come join our server and surround yourself with like-minded individuals who appreciate the value of virtual property. Because in our world, respecting your items is no joke!
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FingerFlickerCraft
join our epic minecraft server where you can experience the thrill of constantly brushing your fingers against things and getting cuts! it’s like real life, but in blocky pixel form!imagine the adrenaline rush of trying to mine diamonds with a bandaged finger, or building a castle with a plaster on your hand.
our server is perfect for those who enjoy a little pain with their gaming experience. join now and see how long you can survive without needing a virtual first aid kit!
come on, who needs all their fingers anyway? join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you questioning your own sanity!
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TouchCraft: The Sensory Server
so, like, on this cray cray minecraft server, we got all kinds of touchy feely stuff goin on. like, ya gotta touch stuff to see stuff or hear stuff or smell stuff. it’s like, a whole new level of sensory experience, man.join us if ya wanna feel the vibrations of the block beneath your feet, or if ya wanna reach out and touch the pixels of a beautiful sunset. it’s like, sensory overload in the best way possible.
we even have a special touchy feely quest where ya gotta touch every single block in the game to unlock the ultimate power of touch. it’s like, a spiritual journey through the world of minecraft.
so come on down and join us on this touchy feely adventure. who needs sight or sound or smell when ya got the power of touch, amirite?