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SpurCraft Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We’ve removed all curved text from beneath our iconic cockerel, making it stand proud and tall just like our players on the field. Join us and be a part of this epic transformation as we remaster our brand to be the envy of all other servers. Plus, rumor has it that our cockerel has magical powers that can give you super strength in-game. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now and become a true icon in the Minecraft world! -
Pochettino Era Minecraft SMP
Are you ready to embark on a wild adventure in the land of blocky madness? Join our Minecraft SMP and witness the epic rise of the Pochettino era tomorrow!Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of mischievous llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated wonders. Rumor has it that they once built a giant rollercoaster that launches you into the sky and straight into a pool of rainbow-colored sheep!
But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of dancing creepers who throw the most lit parties in all of Minecraft. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve busted a move with a group of explosive green creatures.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and be a part of the Pochettino era tomorrow. Who knows what crazy adventures and shenanigans await you in this wacky world of blocks and mayhem!
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EPLTrans SMP – Seagull Squad
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! We are currently at the top of the leaderboard after Match week 1, just like Brighton and Hove Albion in the English Premier League. Our transfer window was so strong, it’s like we signed Messi and Ronaldo!Join us for epic battles like Brighton and Hove Albion vs Manchester United or Manchester City vs Ipswich Town. Who knows, maybe we’ll even have a match between Minecraft mobs and players! Crystal Palace vs West Ham United? More like Creeper Palace vs Enderman United!
And don’t miss out on our special events like the Aston Villa vs Arsenal showdown, where players will have to build their bases while dodging TNT explosions and zombie hordes. It’s like a real-life Minecraft Hunger Games!
So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP now and experience the wildest adventures and battles you’ve ever seen in the blocky world!
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HolyCraft Minecraft Server
yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got more fun than a barrel of monkeys on roller skates! why should you join, you ask? well let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, Pope Francis himself came to our server and said “this place is lit, fam!” he even said that the Belgian clergy abuse victims deserve more compensation if they join our server. can you believe that? so come on down and join the party, we got diamonds, creepers, and more fun than you can shake a stick at. don’t miss out, join now! -
NukeFearNot – Putin’s Survival Server
so, like, this minecraft server is so lit, like, even putin would be afraid to use nuclear weapons on it cuz he loves his life too much, ya know? like, we got crazy builds and epic battles that will make you pee your pants from excitement. join us and be a part of the most insane minecraft community ever, where even the creepers are scared of us. come on, don’t be a noob, join now and let’s conquer this blocky world together! -
Snippy Citizens Unleashed: The Modded Whitelist Adventure in 1.18.2!
Citizen Snips Season 2
Looking for a Minecraft experience that’s got it all? Citizen Snips Season 2 is back, bigger and better than ever. Whether you want to build the ultimate machine, dive deep into ocean mysteries, or hunt down legendary beasts, we’ve got you covered.
Features Dynamic Trees Create Steam and Rails + CreateDeco Atlantis Has Risen CustomNPCs + Lightman’s Currency Vending Machines Hunting Lodge Opening Soon Dungeons have opened, quests are already rolling out, and the world is expanding every day. Want to join? Message for Discord details.
Ready to embark on the adventure of a lifetime? Reach out for your exclusive invite and dive into the chaos that is Citizen Snips Minecraft Season 2. Adventure, discovery, and epic battles await—are you up for the challenge?
FAQ
Q: How do I join Citizen Snips Season 2?
A: To join Citizen Snips Season 2, reach out for an exclusive invite and Discord details.
Q: What are some of the key features of the server?
A: Some key features include Dynamic Trees, Create Steam and Rails, Atlantis Has Risen, CustomNPCs, and the upcoming Hunting Lodge.
Q: Are there quests and dungeons in the server?
A: Yes, dungeons have opened and quests are already rolling out in the expanding world of Citizen Snips Season 2.
Q: What can I expect in the Hunting Lodge?
A: The Hunting Lodge will feature battles against monstrous creatures known as Kaiju, testing your strength and skills in an all-out battle for survival.
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Draw Thread Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Introducing the Draw ThreadDouble Up Edition – where instead of crafting tools, you’ll be crafting masterpieces with your mouse and keyboard!Join us on this wacky server where instead of fighting mobs, you’ll be fighting for the title of the best artist in the land! Show off your pixelated Picasso skills and create the most epic drawings to impress your fellow players.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is haunted by a mischievous Enderman who loves to photobomb your drawings. Will you be able to outsmart this sneaky creature and claim the title of the ultimate artist?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let your creativity run wild in ways you never thought possible! Who knew that Minecraft could be so artsy and fartsy at the same time?
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The Well? Minecraft SMP
Welcome to the land of chaos and craziness! This Minecraft SMP is like no other, where the only rule is to have fun and cause as much mayhem as possible. Join us if you’re ready to embark on a wild adventure filled with explosive pranks, ridiculous builds, and unexpected twists at every turn.Why should you join?
1. We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the server with their impeccable llama logic. You never know what they’ll come up with next, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be hilarious.
2. Our custom mobs are something out of a nightmare (or a comedy show). From dancing creepers to singing skeletons, you’ll never know what to expect when you’re out exploring.
3. The admin team is made up of mischievous wizards who love to mess with players in the most absurd ways possible. Get ready for random teleportation, upside-down houses, and flying pigs galore.
4. Our community is a mix of comedians, pranksters, and overall chaos enthusiasts. You’ll never have a dull moment with this group of players, whether you’re building together or trying to survive their outrageous shenanigans.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and embrace the madness. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because in this world, anything can happen (and probably will).
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Housemates & Homies Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only requirement is that you’re below 35 and a student (or at least claim to be)! Just like the guy who moved into a student house pretending to be a student in his forties, we welcome all sorts of characters here.Join us for a wild adventure where you never know who you’ll meet next. Maybe you’ll run into a clown wedding entertainer looking for his room, or perhaps you’ll stumble upon a group of housemates who haven’t even arrived yet but are already causing drama.
Don’t worry about fitting in, because on our server, the weirder the better! So come on in and let’s see what kind of crazy antics we can get up to together. Who knows, you might just find your new favorite Minecraft home (even if you’re not actually a student)!
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FireFighterHubby
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a kitchen fire? Look no further! Join our server for some fiery fun and drama that will make you question your marriage choices.Just like the OP’s husband, you never know what kind of unexpected chaos will unfold on our server. From running barefoot to urgent care visits, our players always keep things interesting.
Experience the thrill of putting out virtual fires and saving the day, all while dodging angry spouses and questionable decision-making skills. Who needs a fire department when you have a trusty fire extinguisher and a sense of humor?
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a grease fire in the kitchen, join us now! Just remember to keep an eye on your baby and maybe invest in some flame-resistant armor.