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CraftyMind SMP

Art Therapy, Cooking, Crafting, CraftyMind, Dance, Exercise, gardening, Hiking, hobby, journaling, knitting, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, music therapy, photography, reading, Relaxation, self-care, smp, stress relief, woodworking

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4065
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP and start a hobby of collecting rare blocks to improve your mental health! Legend has it that the more diamond blocks you mine, the happier you’ll be! Plus, our server is home to a secret society of talking pigs who will give you life advice in exchange for golden carrots. So come join us for a wild ride of blocky adventures and questionable mental health tips!

CraftySaverz

budgeting, budgeting tips, CraftySaverz, Financial Advice, financial discipline, Financial goals, financial habits, Financial Planning, Financial Success, financial tip, frugal living, frugality, long term savings, money management, money saving habits, money saving tips, personal finance, saving money, saving strategies, smart spending, wise spending

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	236
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Are you tired of being a broke peasant in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is here to rescue you from the clutches of poverty! Join us and you’ll be rolling in diamonds faster than you can say “creeper explosion”. Our secret to saving money effectively? We have a magical pig named Sir Oinksalot who poops out emeralds every time you tell him a joke. True story, bro. So come join us and let Sir Oinksalot make it rain riches upon you!

SpyCraftChemWars

#covert operations, chemical weapons, counterintelligence, Defense, Diplomacy, Espionage, Government, illegal activities, intelligence, international relations, investigation, material, Procurement, production, Russian Spy, sanctions, SECURITY, spy network, SpyCraftChemWars, Surveillance, switzerland

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3344
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	New Chunks Explored:	687640
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Potions Brewed:	33	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

So, like, imagine this, right? A Russian spy, like straight outta a James Bond movie, is chillin’ in Switzerland, tryna get some stuff for makin’ chemical weapons. But, like, plot twist, he ends up on this Minecraft server instead! And now he’s all like, “Yo, this server is lit, I’m stayin’ here to build my secret underground lair!” So, like, if you wanna be part of this crazy adventure, join the server now! Who knows what kinda wild stuff you’ll get into, maybe you’ll even become a spy too! Join now for the lols and the epicness, you won’t regret it, bro!

SpankCraft: Less Than 1% Impact

Behavior, child behavior, child outcomes, children’s development, controversy, discipline, discipline techniques, effects, Impact, long-debated, negative effects, overstated, parenting, Parenting styles, physical punishment, Psychological, research, researchers, SpankCraft, spanking, study

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2859
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

so like, u know how some peeps are all like “spanking is bad for kids” and stuff? well, this study is sayin’ that it’s not even a big deal, like less than 1% of changes in kid’s outcomes. so come join our minecraft server where we spank creepers for good luck! it’s totally safe and not harmful at all, we promise. plus, spanking creepers gives u special powers and makes ur diamonds sparkle extra bright. join us now and see for urself, it’s gonna blow ur mind, dude!

Sad Fact Minecraft Server

achievement, attraction, birth rate, birth rate collapse, Cheap, China, created, export, fact, feeling, fembots, height of feat, human touch, long-lasting, low attraction, Minecraft, sad, Server, sex robots, sex toys, Technology, technology feat, Trust, trustable

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8649
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further, because our server is like a sex robot for your gaming experience – except it’s totally legal and won’t cause any birth rate collapses (we promise).

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who needs sex robots when you have a Minecraft server this awesome? Plus, our server is so reliable, you won’t have to worry about it breaking down on you like those sketchy Chinese exports.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the ultimate gaming pleasure that only we can provide. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Based Peter Minecraft SMP

ai, Assistance, Based, Generated, keywords, list, long tail, Minecraft, Natural Language Processing, nlp, Peter, Peter was so based, phrases, smp, tags, Technology, text analysis, Tools, virtual assistant

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	6411
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Magic Items Found:	8125	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, say hello to the most epic SMP in the universe! Peter was so based for this, he built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe)! Join us for crazy adventures, epic battles with giant chickens, and secret treasure hunts that will blow your mind. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a magical land where diamonds rain from the sky and pigs can fly. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insanity begin!

BrotherlyBlockage

aita, Aspergers syndrome, Boundaries, brother, BrotherlyBlockage, Church, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, Disrespect, family dynamics, Family Support, financial arrangement, house buying, husband, living arrangement, personal space, relationships, Tension, Twins

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6659
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Divine Spears Created:	28	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

🚨🚨Attention all gamers! 🚨🚨 Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our server for some wild family drama that will make your head spin!

Picture this: a husband, a wife, and a brother with Asperger’s syndrome all living under one roof. But wait, there’s more! The brother causes chaos and tension between the husband and wife, talking smack behind their backs and causing all sorts of trouble. And just when you thought it couldn’t get any crazier, he moves out, only to come back and mooch off their food and invade their space whenever he pleases!

But wait, there’s a twist! The husband and wife are buying a new house, and guess who wants to move back in? That’s right, the brother! He offers to pay $500 to live with them again, but the wife shuts it down real quick. Drama ensues, tempers flare, and the server is set on fire with all the juicy gossip!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a reality TV show, come join us! Who needs mobs and mining when you have family feuds and betrayal? Don’t miss out on the craziest server experience of your life! Join now and get a front-row seat to the wildest ride in Minecraft history! 🎉🔥 #DramaCraft2021

TeenageMeMC SMP: “Don’t dig straight down!”

advice, Coping skills, Dig, dont, emotional intelligence, Experience, growth mindset., guidance, hindsight, learning, life lessons, Maturity, personal growth, Reflection, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, smp, Straight.., teenage self, TeenageMeMC, wisdom

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9663
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

If I could go back in time and give my teenage self one piece of advice, it would be to join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, on our server, there was a legendary player who could mine diamonds with just a single touch. They were known as the Diamond Whisperer, and their powers were unmatched. Legend has it that they once built a castle made entirely out of enchanted golden apples, just because they could.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of mischievous chickens who ride around on baby zombies causing chaos wherever they go. If you join our SMP, you might just have the chance to join forces with these feathered fiends and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players.

So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience unlike any other, join our server today and prepare for adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of mayhem. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to on our SMP!

FreebieCraft

bargain hunting, discount shopping, dream shopping, endless shopping, Exclusive shopping, free for all, Free shopping, FreebieCraft, limited time offer, luxury shopping, once in a lifetime opportunity, Retail paradise, retail therapy, Shop till you drop, Shopping bonanza, Shopping extravaganza, Shopping fantasy., shopping spree, Splurging spree, ultimate shopping experience, Unlimited shopping

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	906
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	9785	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50

Imagine a Minecraft server where everything is free for 30 minutes every day! It’s like a virtual shopping spree where you can grab all the diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and rare blocks your heart desires. Join us and experience the thrill of looting to your heart’s content without spending a single virtual penny. Who needs a Black Friday sale when you have this epic server to satisfy all your Minecraft cravings? Don’t miss out on this insane opportunity to become the ultimate Minecraft hoarder!

TaiwanCraft Minecraft Server

China, cross-strait relations, Defense, Diplomacy, east asia, geopolitical conflict, international relations, ISLAND, military drills, military escalation, military maneuvers, Minecraft, political tension, provocation, regional stability, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, strategic posturing, taiwan, TaiwanCraft, Tensions, territorial dispute

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6846
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed:	144	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Chimeras Created:	2

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! come join our server where we have crazy adventures like fighting off zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens!

we got so many cool features like a secret underground city filled with treasure and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit! and get this, we even have a pet dragon that u can ride into battle!

join now and be part of the most epic minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! oh and did i mention we have a secret portal that takes u to a land made entirely out of candy? yep, it’s true!

so what r u waiting for? come join our server and let’s have some crazy fun together! oh and btw, did u know that our server is endorsed by the president of taiwan? yep, it’s true! so come on over and let’s show those chinese military drills who’s boss!