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SILJealousStickMud

3d printing, Apology, Communication, Confrontation, family, football, humor, inside joke, jealous, Lesbian, misogynistic, misunderstanding, prank, relationship, SIL, SILJealousStickMud, sister-in-law, snl, stick in the mud, totinos, tradition

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6879
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Potions Brewed:	144
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Then join our server for a wild and wacky time! We promise to bring the laughs and keep you entertained like never before.

Just like how this guy’s wife loves SNL Totino’s sketches, we promise to keep you laughing with our crazy antics and hilarious events. Need a break from the ordinary? We got you covered with our out-of-this-world 3D printed surprises that will blow your mind!

And if you’re worried about party poopers ruining the fun, don’t worry! We don’t tolerate jealous stick-in-the-muds here. We’re all about having a good time and keeping the laughter rolling.

So join us on this epic Minecraft adventure and let’s create some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, you might even get your own Totino’s Super Bowl Activity Pack in the game! 😉

The SecretCraft Minecraft SMP – No. 16301989 by Anonymous

#clues, action, Adventure, ANONYMOUS, Conspiracy, crime, detective, Enigma, Hero, Icon, Intrigue, investigation, legend, Minecraft, Mystery, No. 16301989, puzzle, secret, SecretCraft, smp, solution, Suspense, Thriller

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5267
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Falling into the Void:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Star Shards Collected:	117
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Divine Spears Created:	20	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because HeroLegendIcon is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, insane challenges, and maybe even a dragon or two (we can’t confirm or deny their existence, but just saying)!

Our server is so lit that even the creepers are dropping sick beats instead of exploding (we have a strict “no explosions” policy, those guys just can’t handle the party vibes). And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco club where the skeletons have killer dance moves and the zombies are surprisingly good at breakdancing.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a free llama as a pet (they’re great at carrying your loot and spitting on your enemies, what more could you ask for?). So what are you waiting for? Come join HeroLegendIcon and become the hero, legend, and icon you were always meant to be!

Crafty Steam Deck Minecraft Server

Crafty, Deck, gaming accessories, Gaming Community, gaming console, gaming device, Gaming discussion, gaming experience, Gaming hardware, gaming library, Gaming news, gaming on the go, gaming peripherals, Gaming Platform, gaming recommendations, gaming reviews, gaming setup, Handheld Gaming, Minecraft, portable gaming, Server, Steam, Steam Deck, steam games

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2134
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	37
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Star Shards Collected:	293

Are you tired of playing Minecraft on a regular old computer like a peasant? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is so epic, even the Steam Deck can’t handle its awesomeness!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But that’s not all! Our server is so advanced that it has its own built-in snack dispenser that shoots out cookies and pizza rolls whenever you get a kill streak.

So strap on your diamond armor, grab your enchanted sword, and come join us on the most insane Minecraft server in the universe. Just be prepared to never want to leave, because once you’re in, you’re hooked for life!

> Booing during the national anthem… Minecraft SMP

Abuse, Anthem, Behavior, BOOING, Chinese fans, controversy, cultural rivalry, DISRESPECTFUL, disrespectful chanting, fan behavior, GROUNDS, inappropriate, Japan team, LOSE, Minecraft, national, national anthem, Nuisance, Old Days, smp, Sportsmanship, sprinting, wrong, Yamato bvlls

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7605
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Zombie Dances:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Meteorites Collected:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Elemental Crystals Collected:	58

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme! Join us if you want to experience booing during the national anthem, sprinting across the grounds causing a ruckus, and Chinese fans shouting abuse against Japan team fans for no reason at all. But don’t worry, even with all the craziness, you’ll still end up losing to the legendary Yamato bvlls just like in the old days. So come on in and embrace the madness, because what the heck is wrong with Chinese fans anyway? Join us for a rollercoaster ride of absurdity and mayhem!

Nuke Putin’s Minecraft Server

aggression, defense measures, diplomatic crisis, escalation, global conflict, international relations, military capabilities, military strategy, Minecraft, nato, nuclear deterrent, nuclear warfare, nuclear weapons, Nuke, political tension, potential threat, putin, Putins, security concerns, Server, shithole, testing ground, war threat, world politics

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7470
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	190	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the biggest threat is a creeper blowing up your house? Well, look no further because our server offers a whole new level of excitement!

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging nuclear missiles while building your dream base. Will Putin actually nuke a NATO country or will he just use our server as a testing ground for nuclear warfare part II? Who knows, but either way, it’s sure to be a blast! Literally.

So why wait? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the stakes are higher than ever. Plus, where else can you say you’ve been involved in a potential international incident while playing Minecraft? Only on our server, of course!

Bitcoin SMP Opportunity Missed Minecraft SMP

Bitcoin, Blockchain, capital gains, cryptocurrency, decentralized finance, digital assets, Digital Currency, economic analysis, Financial Advice, FOMO, hindsight, internet money, investing, market trends, Minecraft, Missed, missed opportunity, opportunity, regrets, risk assessment, smp, speculative investments, Trading, wealth management

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9133
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
New Chunks Explored:	419934	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Are you tired of missing out on all the virtual riches? Well, fear not my fellow Minecrafters, because on our server, you can mine for Bitcoin! That’s right, forget about diamonds and emeralds, we’ve got the real digital gold waiting for you underground.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who hoards all the rare items in the game. Rumor has it that defeating the dragon will grant you access to a secret chest filled with enchanted gear and unlimited diamonds. Who needs a bank when you have a dragon guarding your treasures?

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret society of villagers who are rumored to hold the key to unlocking the ultimate power in the game. Will you be the chosen one to uncover their secrets and rule over the server with an iron fist?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a virtual millionaire, dragon slayer, and secret society leader all in one epic Minecraft adventure!

Blocky Legends – Minecraft Server

4chan community, 502745462, blocky, calculations, database, Divine Pride, HerculesWS, iRO wiki, Legends, Minecraft, pre renewal, Ragnadev, ragnarok online, rAthena, Renewal, Resources, Rog, Server, Skill descriptions, skill info, source code, Translation project

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	9980
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Dimension Hops:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion? Look no further than this server, where we’ve taken the classic x3-x10 Pre-Renewal experience and added a sprinkle of renewal-flavored craziness!

Join us and be a part of the 4chan community’s epic adventure on Ragnadev’s server. But wait, there’s more! We have basic resources like Databaseratemyserver.net, Divine-Prider.net (for those non-English and kRO items), and iROwiki (because who doesn’t love a good wiki?).

Skill descriptions? Oh, we’ve got ’em! But beware, they vary wildly and sometimes they’re just plain wrong. It’s like playing a game of skill roulette, but with more explosions.

Want to know the source code for a skill’s formula? Look no further than our handy GitHub repositories. It’s like peeking behind the curtain and discovering the secrets of the Minecraft universe.

So why join our server? Because where else can you experience the thrill of battling monsters, exploring dungeons, and trying to decipher skill descriptions that make no sense? Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Honestly surprised she hasn’t been blacklisted from Hollywood… Minecraft SMP

actress, Blacklist, blacklisted, career, Celebrity, controversy, Drama, Entertainment, film, gossip, Hasnt, Hollywood, Honestly, Industry, Minecraft, movies, public scrutiny, reputation, Rumors, scandal, Shocked, smp, surprised, tabloid

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9968
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Dragons Tamed:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you want to experience the craziest adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of random celebrities, and starting epic pranks that will go down in Minecraft history.

Our server is so insane that even Hollywood celebrities are trying to get in on the action. We’ve had A-listers like Jennifer Lawrence trying to join, but we had to tell her she was just too wild for us. Honestly, we’re surprised she hasn’t been blacklisted from Hollywood after seeing the shenanigans she pulled on our server.

So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt, make friends with the weirdest bunch of players you’ll ever meet, and create memories that will last a lifetime, then come join our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

StoryMine Lamp survival server Minecraft

classic survival, Donation statuses, Game Currency, Honest survival, Huge worlds, lamp, Low donations, Minecraft, No Wipes, Pleasant survival, powerful hosting, Private, Russian translation, Server, StoryMine, Survival, Web map

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9180
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	6013
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!

Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!

We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.

⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).

⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).

⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!

⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!

⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.

⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!

⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.

⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!

⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!

⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!

a4.storymine.ru

GF’s OP Minecraft Server

anger management, Communication, Conflict Resolution, counseling, domestic abuse, fear, Gender Roles, gfs, height difference, Insecurity, intimidation, Minecraft, physical violence, power dynamics, relationship issues, self esteem, self improvement, Server, size difference, support system, Therapy, toxic masculinity, violence

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9003
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Villages Defended:	16	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Towns Built:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Are you tired of being the short stack in your relationship? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, height is just a number! Join us and experience a world where you can tower over anyone, even if you’re only 5’3 in real life. Who needs height when you have epic building skills and PvP prowess? Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret potion that can make you grow to towering heights in the game. So come join us and show your tall girlfriend who’s boss in this virtual world!

Eupho Maniac Minecraft SMP

After S3, Anime, Band, brass band club, Character development, Drama, emotional, ensemble cast, Eupho, friendship, hate Reina, Hibike Euphonium, high school, Jealousy, kyoto animation, love Mayu, Maniac, Minecraft, Music, relationships, Rivalry, slice of life, smp, weird

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4745
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Potions Brewed:	191
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	2686	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Love Letters Sent:	3

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where drama is at a minimum and everyone gets along? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! Join us for a wild ride filled with backstabbing, betrayal, and alliances that change as often as the weather in Minecraft.

Forget about mining for diamonds and building epic structures, the real game is navigating the treacherous waters of player relationships. Will you team up with Reina and risk getting betrayed, or align yourself with Mayu and hope she doesn’t turn on you next? The drama never stops on our server, and you never know what’s going to happen next.

So if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and friendships are as fleeting as a creeper explosion, then come join us! Just be prepared for the rollercoaster of emotions that comes with it. Trust us, it’s worth it for the sheer entertainment value alone.