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SILJealousStickMud

3d printing, Apology, Communication, Confrontation, family, football, humor, inside joke, jealous, Lesbian, misogynistic, misunderstanding, prank, relationship, SIL, SILJealousStickMud, sister-in-law, snl, stick in the mud, totinos, tradition

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	7712
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Emeralds Found:	8107
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Then join our server for a wild and wacky time! We promise to bring the laughs and keep you entertained like never before.

Just like how this guy’s wife loves SNL Totino’s sketches, we promise to keep you laughing with our crazy antics and hilarious events. Need a break from the ordinary? We got you covered with our out-of-this-world 3D printed surprises that will blow your mind!

And if you’re worried about party poopers ruining the fun, don’t worry! We don’t tolerate jealous stick-in-the-muds here. We’re all about having a good time and keeping the laughter rolling.

So join us on this epic Minecraft adventure and let’s create some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, you might even get your own Totino’s Super Bowl Activity Pack in the game! 😉

Brain Block Fatigue Fun

BLOCK, Brain, brain connectivity, brain function, brain structure, FATIGUE, Fun, long covid, long tail tags, mental fatigue, neural mechanisms, Physical fatigue

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3131
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Mines Excavated:	3852
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Animals Bred:	126	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

so, liek, u know how when u play minecraft for, liek, 10 hours straight and ur brain feels all mushy and u can’t even think straight anymore? well, that’s, liek, totally normal on this server, but in, liek, a good way!

u see, our server is, liek, scientifically proven to make ur brain do all sorts of crazy things. we got, liek, brain structure and function stuff going on that will blow ur mind. literally. u will be so confused and disoriented that u won’t even know which way is up anymore. it’s, liek, a rollercoaster for ur brain, but, liek, in a good way!

we got mental fatigue, physical fatigue, all the fatigues u could ever dream of. and each one is, liek, linked to different brain connectivity patterns. it’s, liek, a puzzle for ur brain to figure out. u will be so entertained trying to make sense of it all that u won’t even realize u’ve been playing for, liek, 24 hours straight.

so, if u wanna join a server that will mess with ur brain in the best way possible, then, liek, come join us. but be warned, u may never be the same again after experiencing the insanity that is our server. it’s, liek, a wild ride that u won’t want to get off of. so, come join us and let ur brain do all the thinking for once. it’s gonna be, liek, a blast!

SpeedVanilla

agility, competitive gameplay, crystal pvp, Fast-paced, Hardcore Pvp, Intense battles, Loot, Player vs Player, pure vanilla, PvP, PvP battles, pvp server, Raiding, Rivalry, Skill-based PvP, strategy, Survival, survival skills, sword pvp, Unforgiving environment, vanilla minecraft, Victory

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7186
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ores Mined:	4530
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12

Welcome to SpeedVanilla, the ultimate destination for fast-paced, pure vanilla Minecraft gameplay! Here, the thrill of Crystal PvP takes center stage, where agility and strategy are key to dominating the battlefield. At our specially designed spawn area, players can engage in intense Crystal PvP and sword PvP battles, honing their skills before venturing out into the wild.

No land claims, no mercy—just raw, unfiltered Minecraft at its finest. Forge your path in a world where every player is your rival. Raid, loot, and battle your way to the top, testing your survival skills in an unforgiving environment. Will you rise to become the most formidable force in the server, or will you be another casualty in the relentless pursuit of victory?

speedvanilla.com

NerdyDudeGuy11 s Server

1.12.2, co-owned, Community, Creative, Discord, Discordsrv, Forge, ironswordX, Listing, luckperms, members, Minecraft, Modded, Modpack, Neoforge, NerdyDudeGuy11, Plugins, Roleplay, Server, SpongeForge, Survival, welcome, Whitelist

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4863
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Zombie Dances:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Enchantments Applied:	189
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Welcome to NerdyDudeGuy11’s modded minecraft 1.12.2 server! Co-owned by ironswordX (the one who owns this listing!), we are looking for new members to join our community! Alongside forge, we also use SpongeForge for some plugins such as LuckPerms and DiscordSRV! The modpack for forge (and NeoForge if you use it!) can be found in the discord server.

142.44.227.82:25597

Last Exile Minecraft Server

Adventure, Anime, anime classics, anime memories, anime nostalgia, Anime Series, childhood memories, classic anime, Exile, forgotten anime, forgotten classics, forgotten favorites, Forgotten Gems, forgotten series, Forgotten shows, Last Exile, Minecraft, Nostalgia, remembered shows, rewatch, Sci Fi, Server, Steampunk

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2006
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Emeralds Found:	2251
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Votes:	3357	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can relive the epic adventures of Last Exile in blocky form! Join us and soar through the skies on your own badass airship, battling sky pirates and exploring mysterious floating islands.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking animals who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the human players. Will you join forces with the animals or fight against them in an epic battle for control of the server?

And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we also have a hidden dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken that shoots fireballs out of its beak. Can you defeat the chicken and claim the treasure for yourself?

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs reality when you can have Last Exile in Minecraft form?

Crafty Mom SMP

30s, 40s, Adult, Alluring, Amateur, Busty, Crafty, Erotic, hot, Mature, mom, Naughty, NSFW, Pics, seductive, Sensual, Sexy, smp, tits, topless, Wife, Women

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5073
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8533
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Magic Items Found:	4289	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Votes:	2183	Runes Activated:	0

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a party at a nudist beach? Look no further! Our server is filled with topless pics of women in their 30’s and 40’s scattered around for you to find. But be careful, some say these pics hold secret powers that can give you the ultimate advantage in game!

Join us for a chance to uncover the mystery behind these scandalous images and use them to dominate the competition. Who knew that pixelated nudity could be so powerful? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server.

GFBlocker420

3d rendering, Calculus quiz, computer science, computer usage, full permissions, Gaming, gaming together, GFBlocker420, illustrator, important files, macbook, mini pc, outdated specs, photoshop, powerhouse pc, Project Files, quick game, remote desktop, Storage, trust issues

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2052
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Magic Items Found:	5429
New Chunks Explored:	648366	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of sharing computers with your significant other!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own powerhouse PC in the game and never have to worry about your girlfriend messing up your files again.

Explore our virtual cityscapes and create your own 3D monsters without anyone bugging you with questions or downloading files on your precious storage space.

Trust us, on this server, you’ll never have to deal with the dilemma of letting someone else use your computer ever again. So come on in and game in peace!

NetNostalgia – Minecraft SMP

analog, before technology, bygone era, Childhood, connectivity, digital age, History, information age, internet, Memories, Minecraft, NetNostalgia, Nostalgia, OFFLINE, Old Days, past, pre-internet, Reminiscing, simpler times, smp, social media, Technology, virtual world

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7309
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Ores Mined:	6134
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	100
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	New Chunks Explored:	930917

Back in the good ol’ days before the internet, people actually had to go outside and interact with each other in person. Can you imagine? But now, thanks to the wonders of technology, you can join our Minecraft SMP and never have to see the light of day again!

Join us for epic adventures, wild shenanigans, and non-stop laughter as we build, mine, and explore our way through this crazy virtual world. Need a break from reality? Look no further, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle, build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and have a dance party with a group of friendly zombies? Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Log on, join the fun, and let the good times roll!

BookwormCraft

audiobook, Author, bestseller, Book, bookstore, BookwormCraft, Characters, Currently reading, e book, Fiction, genre, Hardcover, library, Literature, non-fiction, novel, page-turner, paperback, Plot, reading, Story

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9368
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Emeralds Found:	4024
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old books? Well, put down that dusty novel and join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time reading when you can be building epic structures, battling creepers, and befriending llamas in our virtual world? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly librarian who will help you find the best enchantments for your gear. So ditch the book club and join us for some blocky adventures!

RocketRumbleMC

Attack, breaking news, CASUALTIES, Conflict, crash, hezbollah, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, News, north, RETALIATION, RocketRumbleMC, Rockets, SIREN, Teen, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence, wounding

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2724
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Mines Excavated:	1168	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, you gotta know that we got crazier explosions than Hezbollah firing 100 rockets at the north! But don’t worry, no one’s gonna get hurt, except maybe for that one time a teen got killed in a crash during a siren… but that’s just part of the fun, right?

Join our server for the wildest adventures and the most insane battles you’ve ever seen! We’ve got dragons flying around, creepers exploding left and right, and villagers trading the most ridiculous items you can imagine. Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never wanna leave!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and let the chaos begin! Who knows, you might even become the ultimate Minecraft warrior and conquer all the lands with your epic skills. Let’s do this!

RevelationMC

Adventure, Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Faction, Factions, Hardcore, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skygrid, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1918
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Runes Activated:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

A chill, laid-back SMP with Creative as well. We try to emulate the original golden days of Minecraft, while constantly evolving! Additionally, we do frequent giveaways and events if you join our Discord and verify yourself!

revelationmc.net