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CraftyWarriors – Total LOLZ General Server! Best players + TOP memes + Epic battles. Join NOW!

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	4158
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1815	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6925
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Welcome to our magical girl edition Minecraft server, where you can transform into your very own sparkly, powerful magical girl! 🦄💫 Join us for epic adventures and quests that will make Sailor Moon jealous! Here are some outrageous reasons why you should join our server:

1. Roll the dice on our 1d6chan and see what magical powers you’ll gain! Will you shoot rainbow lasers from your wand or summon a herd of unicorns to ride into battle? The options are endless!

2. Total War: Warhammer III has nothing on our server’s epic battles! Watch out for the Tamurkhan boss, he’s a real party pooper. But don’t worry, our Hotfix 4.2.3 will keep the magic flowing smoothly.

3. Dive into Total War: Pharaoh and rule over ancient Egypt as a fierce magical ruler. Patch notes are as ancient as the pyramids, but we promise it’s worth it! Plus, the Pharaoh Assembly Kit will let you create your own magical monuments.

4. Don’t forget our older titles on Steam, where you can relive the magic of Total War in all its glory. Who needs modern graphics when you’ve got the power of imagination and sparkles?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and let the magic begin! ✨🔮 #MagicalGirlPower #UnicornPartyKingdom

MineCraftyMakeover

beauty secrets, Beauty Tips, body positivity, confidence boost, Enhancing natural beauty, fashion advice, fashion trends, Fitness routines, hair styling, healthy lifestyle, inner beauty, makeup hacks, MineCraftyMakeover, personal grooming, positive self-image, Radiant glow., self improvement, self-care practices, Skincare Routine, style inspiration, wellness tips

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7722
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Potions Brewed:	48	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve in Minecraft? Join our server and unlock the secret to becoming the most attractive blocky character in the game! Our players have reported that simply by joining our server, their pixelated avatars have become 10 times more appealing to other players. It’s like a virtual makeover, but without the hassle of applying virtual makeup!

We have a special potion on our server that guarantees you will be the most stylish player in the game. Just one sip and you’ll be strutting your stuff in diamond armor and a crown made of emeralds. Who needs a skin when you can be the envy of all your friends with just one click?

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is home to a magical mirror that shows you what you would look like if you were a real-life Minecraft character. Prepare to be amazed as you see your blocky self transformed into a pixelated supermodel!

So if you’re tired of blending in with the crowd and want to stand out in the world of Minecraft, join our server today and unlock your true potential. Who knows, you might even catch the eye of a virtual villager or two!

KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

ammunition, arms trade, Conflict, Euromaidan Press, expert analysis, Frontline, geopolitical tensions, global politics, international relations, KimJongCraft, military intervention, Military Supplies, Minecraft, North Korea, North Korean exports, russia, russian military, security threats, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian crisis, War, weapons

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6344
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	1518	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Magic Items Found:	4755
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6376	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a kardashian family reunion! we got more explosions than north korea supplying russia’s ammo for a war against ukraine! you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget how to spell! join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and maybe even a few creepers blowing up your house! trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

DroneCraft: Ukraine vs Russia

aerial warfare, Conflict Resolution, defense budget, defense industry, drone strikes, DroneCraft, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military advancements, military capabilities, military conflict, military drones, Military operations, military strategy, military technology, peak strike rate, russia, Surveillance technology, Ukraine, unmanned aerial vehicles

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2707
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Dragons Tamed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine is dominating russia with a peak strike rate using over 1.5 million drones! watch as the virtual battle unfolds in our pixelated world of chaos and destruction. join now to witness the madness and maybe even join in on the action! who will come out on top in this epic showdown? only one way to find out – join our server now! #ukrainevsrussia #minecraftmadness #dronebattles

Glioma Gurus: Liquid Biopsy Detectives

biopsy, cerebrospinal fluid, circulating tumor DNA, DETECTION, DETECTIVES, diffuse midline gliomas, early diagnosis, Glioma, gurus, H3K27M-mutant, leptomeningeal disease, liquid, liquid biopsy, Patients, study

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2019
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got the most lit players who can diagnose leptomeningeal disease in diffuze midline gliomas just by sippin on sum liquid biopsy! like, who needs doctors when u got gamers, amirite? plus, we detect circulating tumor DNA in the cerebrospinal fluid of H3K27M-mutant diffuze midline glioma found in patients like it’s nbd. join now and let’s cure some virtual diseases together, fam! #minecraftmedics #gamerssavinglives

The Ghetto

1.21.4, Active, Adventure, Community, Discord, Economy, Events, Factions, Friendly, ghetto, Griefing, Hardcore, Mature, Minigames, Plugins, PvE, Raiding, Ranks, Shop, smp, Survival

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7205
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Towns Built:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	334
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Emeralds Found:	7029
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1

Welcome to 🌲The Ghetto🌲 – ⚔️ Where Only the Strong Survive!

Java IP	172.240.87.32:23950
Bedrock IP	172.240.87.32 Bedrock Port: 23950

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Hard Mode Mobs & Unskippable Nights: Mobs are stronger, nights are longer, and the world is your battleground. Only the clever survive!
Craft More Lives: Think carefully, fight harder, and craft your way to victory with extra lives to keep you in the game.
Trade, buy, and sell in a dynamic player-driven economy. Rank up, get rewards, and show off your progress!
Casino Games: Take a break from battling and try your luck at our casino! Who knows? A little gamble might get you ahead.
Automatic Farming Projects: Adventure, explore, and gather resources to automate your farm and secure your future on the server.

This is not just another Minecraft server. It’s a test of your survival instincts, skill, and strategy. Players who are ready to fight for every inch of their survival will thrive, while others will fall to the dangers lurking around every corner.

💓Join us TODAY and see if you have what it takes to reign supreme!

Mage Wave Minecraft 1.20.5

1.20.5, Anime, anime characters, anime inspiration, anime magic, anime trend, anime wave, Characters, FANTASY, inspiration, Mage, mage protagonists, Magic, Minecraft, Popular, Powers, Protagonists, sorcerers, Supernatural, trend, WAVE, wizards

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7061
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Endless Night Skies:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Bro, forget about anime mages, join this Minecraft server for the ultimate mage experience!

We got wizards casting spells left and right, turning pigs into diamonds and creepers into cuddly kittens.

You’ll be inspired to become the ultimate mage protagonist in your own Minecraft adventure.

Who needs anime when you can create your own magical world full of surprises and epic battles?

Join now and unleash your inner mage master on this crazy server!

GrowCraft Minecraft Server

Babysitting, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Decision making, Empathy, family drama, family dynamics, financial support, forgiveness, GrowCraft, guest etiquette, house rules, Maturity, Minecraft, parenting, reconciliation, relationships, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, stepmom

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3146
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	66	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a witch’s cauldron! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the plot of a soap opera.

Looking for a server where family dynamics are more complicated than a redstone contraption? Look no further! Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time my stepmom tried to take over our house and claim she had “power over us” because she’s “my mom.” Talk about a plot twist!

Join us for a server experience that’s more intense than a creeper explosion! Will you side with the stepmom who wants to party with her friends instead of babysitting, or with the husband who’s had enough of her shenanigans? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some serious family drama along the way.

So come on down to our Minecraft server, where the only thing crazier than the mobs at night is the family dynamics during the day. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

DadDogDuelCraft

Apology, apology needed, casual competitive eater, Communication, Competition, DadDogDuelCraft, Ego, family dynamics, father daughter relationship, food festival, gift card, Hot dog eating contest, hurt feelings, Masculinity, misunderstanding, sibling rivalry, special shirt, tech retail store, tradition, winning

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1659
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4891	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	95	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can show off your competitive eating skills? Look no further than our server! We host epic hot-dog eating contests every week, with the winner receiving a $100 gift card to a tech retail store (because who needs diamonds in Minecraft when you can have tech gadgets, right?).

Join us and become the ultimate “Doggler” of the server, shoving “glizzy after glizzy down your gullet” in a quest for victory. Just like in the story above, you can dethrone the reigning champion and earn the title of the new “Doggler”. Plus, we have special Doggler shirts for all our winners, so you can strut around the server in style.

So come on over and join us for some hilarious and outrageous fun! Who knew that Minecraft and competitive eating could go hand in hand? Don’t miss out on the chance to become a legend in the world of virtual hot-dog consumption.

BarJokez Minecraft SMP

amusing, bar joke, bar scene, BarJokez, classic joke, Clever, comedy, drinking joke, Entertainment, favorite joke, funny, hilarious, humor, joke telling, Laughter, light-hearted, Minecraft, one liner, pun, smp, Social Interaction, walked into a bar, Witty

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7942
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7425	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like walking into a bar but with creepers and villagers! 😂 It’s so lit, like literally because we have a lava pit in the middle of spawn for no reason at all. But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where all the skeletons drop their bows and start breakdancing. It’s wild, I tell ya!

And don’t even get me started on the pranks we pull on each other. One time, we replaced all the diamonds in someone’s chest with potatoes just for the lols. And another time, we built a giant statue of a chicken on someone’s house because why not? 😂

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as crazy as a llama on roller skates, then you gotta join us. We’re like a dysfunctional family, but with more explosions and less drama. Plus, we have a pet parrot that knows how to swear in five different languages. It’s a total riot, you won’t regret it! 🤪🐔🦜🎉

CraftyBorderPatrol

Accountability, America, arrest, border control, companies, corporate responsibility, CraftyBorderPatrol, criminal charges, Encourage, ethical business practices, Exploitation, government intervention., human trafficking, illegal activity, Illegal immigration, Immigration Policy, immigration reform, Justice, law enforcement, Owners, undocumented workers

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9100
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take illegal immigration to a whole new level of ridiculousness! Forget about building houses and farming crops, on our server, you’ll be building border walls and deporting creepers!

Join us and help us arrest the owners of the companies that encourage mobs to come to our pixelated world illegally. We’ve got a whole task force dedicated to tracking down those shady villagers who are smuggling zombies and skeletons across the border.

But that’s not all! We also have a special event where players can compete in a “Build the Best Wall” competition. The winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual tacos and a pet llama named ICE (Immigration and Customs Enforcement).

So come on down to our server and let’s make Minecraft great again! Because nothing says fun like pixelated politics and virtual deportation!