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BauCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6520
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Star Shards Collected:	298
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6369
Chimeras Created:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

Welcome to the most paw-some Minecraft server out there, where comfy doggos roam free and rule the land! Join us for a barking good time as we explore the world of blocky adventures and build dog houses fit for a king.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Mococo and Fuwawa, two doggo divas who will serenade you with their enchanting songs and entertain you with their hilarious antics. You won’t find a more entertaining duo anywhere else in the Minecraft universe!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have exclusive baubau-related content that will have you howling with laughter. From baubau sings to NSFW shenanigans, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So come join us and unleash your inner doggo spirit! Who knows, you might even become the alpha dog of the server and lead the pack to victory. Woof woof!

SMPRegionalDifferences Minecraft SMP

cultural diversity, cultural variations, Game, game content, game design, game development, game localization, Game Mechanics, gameplay variations, gaming industry, international versions, localization, long tail tags, Minecraft, regional adaptations, regional changes, regional differences, regional exclusives, regional versions, smp, SMPRegionalDifferences, video game

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6109
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Crops Grown:	4191
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server has REGIONAL DIFFERENCES! That’s right, you’ll never know what crazy biome you’ll stumble upon next. From lava-filled deserts to ice-cold tundras, the possibilities are endless.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are always up for a laugh. Need help building a giant chicken statue? No problem. Want to start a llama racing league? We’ve got you covered. The sky’s the limit (literally, we have a skyblock world too).

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and gold. Will you be the one to uncover its hidden treasures? Join now and find out!

BILsGFExcluded@AnnivDinner

Accommodation, anniversary dinner, awkward, BILsGFExcludedAnnivDinner, Communication, exclusion, family, Friends, guest list, happy anniversary, inclusion, inside jokes, long term, misunderstandings, quiz, Recordings, relationships, sensitivity, social etiquette, Understanding, Wedding

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	570
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Gods Slained:	1

Are you tired of boring anniversary dinners where you actually have to know the couple to enjoy the festivities? Look no further than our Minecraft server, where we promise to include your new significant other in all the fun, even if they’ve only been around for a month!

Join us for epic quizzes that only make sense to the people involved, heartwarming wedding videos that you weren’t even a part of, and awkward moments that you’ll never forget. Who needs a traditional anniversary dinner when you can experience all the awkwardness and exclusion right from the comfort of your own virtual world?

Don’t miss out on the chance to feel uncomfortable and left out in the most entertaining way possible. Join our server now and let the hilarity ensue! Who knows, you might even leave early just like Sam and Rose did, but with a smile on your face.

CPSCraft: Parental Neglect Edition

abusive parents, child abuse, child custody, Child protection, child protective services, child welfare, CPS, CPSCraft, dysfunctional families, Edition, family dysfunction, family services, fictional characters, fictional parents, fictional stories, neglect, neglectful households, neglectful parents, Parental, parental neglect, social services, troubled families, unfit parents

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7305
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Buildings Constructed:	44
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride in town! Join us and you’ll be transported to a world where fictional parents are so neglectful that CPS has to step in and take their kids away. Why, you ask? Because these parents are too busy playing Minecraft to take care of their virtual offspring!

But don’t worry, you won’t be stuck in a boring old orphanage. Instead, you’ll be welcomed into a loving community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Build insane structures, go on wild adventures, and maybe even uncover the dark secrets of why these fictional parents are so neglectful.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin!

RadwanRageCraft

#intelligence gathering, airstrike, Assassination, Commander, Conflict, Defense, hezbollah, iaf, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, Military, Operation, Radwan force, RadwanRageCraft, regional tensions, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Senior, Target, Terrorism

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4612
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

so, like, imagine this, right? u join this epic minecraft server and BOOM, u get to be part of the IAF (Insanely Awesome Fighters) and u get to eliminate the senior Hezbollah’s Radwan force commander in Lebanon! like, how crazy is that? u get to be a total badass and take down the bad guys in the virtual world. plus, there’s like, secret missions and hidden treasures and stuff. so, like, why wouldn’t u want to join this server? it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude. come join the fun and let’s kick some virtual butt together!

PneumoniaCraft: Diagnose & Discharge

Accuracy, changes, clinical practice, diagnose, diagnoses, Diagnosis, discharge, entrance, findings, Healthcare, Hospital, inpatient, Medical, patient, pneumonia, PneumoniaCraft, research, Revised, study, Treatment, Uncertain, uncertainty

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3180
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Love Letters Sent:	16	Secret Passages Found:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

LOL come join our Minecraft server, where the only thing changing more than a hospital pneumonia diagnosis is the crazy adventures you’ll have! One minute you’re building a majestic castle, the next you’re battling a horde of zombie pigmen with a carrot stick. Who knows what will happen next?! Plus, our staff is so dedicated they’ll diagnose your pneumonia faster than a hospital, guaranteed! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Get Drunk on SangriaCraft – Over 18s Only! Semi-Drunk Vanilla Server, No Sober Players Allowed!

18s, Allowed, Collaborative projects, community input, Competitions, Discord, Drunk, Events, Farms, Financials, Mario Party minigames, Mega Builds, Minecraft enthusiasts, Players, positive gaming environment, public service projects, SangriaCraft, Semi Vanilla, SemiDrunk, Server, Sober, transparency, trivia night, tropical adventure, Vanilla, whitelist application

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	394
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	120
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	173
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Dragons Tamed:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

SangriaCraft Minecraft Server

Overview

Focus	Cultivating a positive and enjoyable gaming environment for players to come together and play Minecraft without restrictions or toxic players.
Community Focus	Transparency, community input, various events, competitions, and projects.
Whitelist Application	Join via Discord by filling out an application. More information on plugins and data packs available in Discord.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is SangriaCraft’s mission?	To cultivate a positive and enjoyable gaming environment for players to come together and play Minecraft without restrictions or toxic players.
How does SangriaCraft prioritize transparency?	Financials are openly shared, changes are polled with 80% approval required, and community input is valued.
What kind of events does SangriaCraft host?	Events include trivia nights, Mario Party Minigames, and bi-monthly themed events.
How can I join SangriaCraft?	Join via Discord by filling out a whitelist application. More information on plugins and data packs available in Discord.
Where can I find more information about SangriaCraft?	Visit the Discord server and check out the #Applications channel for details on plugins and data packs.

Respawned Minecraft Server

anticipation, Bring Her Back, chances, Character, character comeback, character return, character revival, COMEBACK, fan hopes, fan theories, game development, game release, Gaming Community, gaming industry, Minecraft, New game, potential return, Respawned, Sequel, Server, speculation, video game

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9770
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a chance to witness the resurrection of your favorite character in the new game! That’s right, we have magical powers that can bring back any character you desire, whether it’s a beloved pet or a long-lost friend.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with diamond-studded pigs who can grant you three wishes each. Want a castle made entirely of gold blocks? Done. How about a pet dragon to ride around on? Easy peasy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

/MCgig/ – Minecraft SMP Madness

character demo, Character Teaser, Daily check-in rewards, Dew-Kissed Chapter, EMILIE, Emilie Web Event, genshin impact, Ignition Teaser, Kaveh, Key of Khaj-Nisut, Kirara, madness, MCgig, Minecraft, Natlan Preview Teaser, Navia, NILOU, Ningguang, perfumery, primogems, Redeemable Codes, smp, Summertide Scales and Tales, Third-Party Tools, useful links, Verdict

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	578
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Ores Mined:	2602	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4736	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Secret Passages Found:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be!

Join us for epic quests and challenges that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat. From battling giant creepers to building pixelated castles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive events like “An Introduction to Perfumery” where you can learn how to craft the perfect potion to defeat your enemies. And don’t miss out on “Summertide Scales and Tales” where you can uncover hidden treasures in the depths of the ocean.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a legend in the world of Minecraft! Who knows, you might even run into Emilie herself, ready to take you on a wild ride through the Iridescent Trail. See you in the game, blockheads!

CraftyCare4Fam

Boss, Caring, childcare, Communication, compassion, CraftyCare4Fam, Decision making, emergency, Empathy, family, Fatherhood, health, newborn, parenting, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Support, Understanding, work ethic, work-life balance, Workplace

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5358
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Votes:	2159	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of family and taking care of your loved ones! Unlike some bosses out there, we won’t guilt trip you for wanting to be there for your newborn baby and wife in the ER.

Join us and build a virtual world where you can prioritize what truly matters – like not handing off your 5-day-old baby to a random stranger just to cover a shift. Our community is full of understanding players who won’t question your decision to stay home and take care of your family.

So come on over to our server and escape the drama of toxic bosses and coworkers. Build, explore, and most importantly, prioritize your loved ones without any judgment. Because in our world, family always comes first.