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CarCrashSisNoRide

aita, borrowing car, car accident, CarCrashSisNoRide, consequences, consequences of actions, family, Job, new car, parents, refusing, saving up, selfish, sister, split opinion, stranded, texting while driving, totaled car, wrecked car

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4547
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Royal Courts Attended:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	84
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

So, my sister (26F) crashed her car because she was too busy texting and driving like a maniac. Now she’s begging me to borrow my car because she can’t be bothered to get her own wheels. But sorry sis, I need my car for my totally legit job of hunting down creepers and building epic structures in Minecraft.

Mom thinks I should be a good sister and help her out, but Dad knows what’s up. I can’t risk my car being wrecked by her reckless driving skills. Plus, she hasn’t even started saving up for a new car – like, come on, sis, get it together.

Join our Minecraft server where we don’t let reckless drivers borrow our virtual cars and where we build epic virtual worlds without any distractions. Sorry, sis, but you gotta face the consequences of your actions – no car borrowing for you! #SorryNotSorry #MinecraftLife

Fascist-Free Funland: Where Peace, Freedom, and Democracy Reign Supreme!

anti-fascism, Austria, Democracy, Demokratie, Faschismus, fascism, FascistFree, freedom, Freiheit, FUNLAND, Für Frieden, History, Hitler’s birthplace, HUMAN RIGHTS, Mahnen, memorial site, memorial stone, Millionen Tote, Peace, Reign, Remembrance, resistance, SUPREME, world war II

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2086
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Ores Mined:	7339
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we fight for peace, freedom, and democracy by building epic structures and battling against evil mobs! Join us as we make sure that Hitler’s ghost stays far away from our server – we even have a memorial stone at his birthplace in Austria to remind everyone of the millions of lives lost to fascism.

But don’t worry, our server is a safe space for all players to express themselves and unleash their creativity. Whether you want to build a giant statue of a penguin riding a unicorn or create a secret underground lair filled with treasure, the possibilities are endless on our server.

So come join us and be a part of our quest to keep the spirit of peace and democracy alive in the world of Minecraft! Who knows, you might even uncover some hidden secrets about Hitler’s past while you’re at it. Let’s make Minecraft great again!

Tourist Trap Craft: Where even creepers know the best spots in Europe!

city breaks, Craft, CREEPERS, crowded places, cultural attractions, Europe, European capitals, Exploring, hidden gems, historical sites, landmarks, local experiences, must-see places, Off the beaten path, overhyped spots, overrated attractions, popular destinations, SightSeeing, Spots, tourism, Tourist, tourist traps, touristy areas, trap, travel, vacation spots

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7021
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	990	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where you can escape the tourist traps of European capitals and dive into a world of endless adventure and fun!

Join us and explore INSANE landscapes, build JAW-DROPPING structures, and battle CRAZY mobs with your friends!

Forget about crowded streets and overpriced souvenirs, on our server you can FLY around like a superhero and collect RARE items that will make you the envy of all the other players.

So why waste your time getting lost in a maze of souvenir shops when you can join our server and become the LEGENDARY hero of your own Minecraft world? Join us now and let the adventure begin!

LOLcraft: A Challenger Approaches!

approaches, challenge, challenger, comparison, Competition, console, debate, Entertainment, future prospects, Gaming, Gaming Community, graphics, GREATNESS, innovation, LolCraft, Nostalgia, Performance, Playstation 2, Popularity, Sales, Switch, Technology, video games

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2030
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server where Switch players battle it out to prove they are better than the legendary PlayStation 2!

Join us if you want to experience blocky graphics that will make you question reality. Our server is so intense, it will make you forget about all other consoles!

Legend has it that if you join our server, you will be granted the power to build the most epic structures in all of Minecraft history. Your creations will be so amazing, they will make Notch himself jealous!

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this epic battle between the Switch and the PlayStation 2. Who will come out on top? Only those brave enough to join our server will find out!

Steve’s Epic Adventure Land

Adventure, aid, Awareness, Conflict, Crisis, depression, Epic, Help, Humanity, intervention, Land, mental health, Military, Russian soldier, Steves, SUICIDE, Support, Tragedy, Trauma, Ukraine, Video, violence, War

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4856
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Towns Built:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Are you tired of witnessing Russian soldiers having a meltdown in Minecraft because they can’t handle the pressure of the War? Well, look no further! Join our server and witness the chaos unfold as these soldiers try to navigate their way through blocky battles and pixelated PTSD.

But wait, there’s more! With every new player that joins, we donate a stack of diamonds to a charity that helps Russian soldiers cope with their Minecraft-induced trauma. So not only are you having a blast on our server, but you’re also making a difference in the lives of these virtual warriors.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a part of this unique gaming experience. Join now and let the madness begin! 🤣🎮🔥

Dragon’s Dorks Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5859
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Emeralds Found:	3824
Elemental Crystals Collected:	60	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the creepers are as friendly as your grandma’s cookies! Join us for a wild ride through blocky adventures and pixelated chaos!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale of a player who stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine that led them to a secret underground kingdom ruled by zombie pigmen wearing top hats. Legend has it, they were offering enchanted armor in exchange for stacks of emerald blocks!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest of rare mobs, like the elusive ender dragon that wears sunglasses and blasts dubstep music as it flies around the world. And don’t even get me started on the creeper disco parties that happen every full moon!

So come on down to our server and experience the blocky madness for yourself. Who needs reality when you can have a world where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community around!

CreeperCancucks – Where even creepers can’t stop us from winning!

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	480
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Zombie Dances:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Love Letters Sent:	14	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever created! Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, anything is possible!

Join us and witness the craziest battles you’ve ever seen in Minecraft history! Our players are so skilled, they make the cancucks look like amateurs. You’ll be on the edge of your seat as you watch our players dominate the competition.

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll also find hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, gold, and rare items! Rumor has it that one lucky player found a enchanted diamond sword that can one-shot any mob in the game. Will you be the next lucky winner?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

The New Gate 2: Electric Boogaloo

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2938
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Runes Activated:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some INSANE stories that will make you want to hit that join button faster than you can say “creeper”.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a GIGANTIC dragon swoops down from the sky and challenges you to a duel. But don’t worry, because on this server, you have the power to FLY and defeat any mythical creature that comes your way.

Or how about this: you stumble upon a secret underground base filled with TREASURE beyond your wildest dreams. But beware, because the base is guarded by a pack of ZOMBIE PIGMEN who will stop at nothing to protect their loot.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just imagine building your very own CASTLE made entirely out of RAINBOW blocks. Yes, you heard that right. Your castle will be the envy of all your friends on the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the WILDEST Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Snowflake Showdown: Where White Genocide Isn’t Real

Article, CLICK BAIT, discrimination, fake news, False narrative, Genocide, internet culture, Isnt, media manipulation, Misinformation, misinformation spread, not real, not real news, not victim, Propaganda, racism, real, showdown, snowflake, Social Issues, Societal Problems, Victim, Virgin, White, white genocide

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	876
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	98
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	241	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Zombie Dances:	4

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where being a virgin is a badge of honor and click bait articles are our main source of inspiration! Join us for a wild ride filled with GENOCIDE (just kidding, we’re all about peace and love here).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found a secret dungeon filled with DIAMONDS, GOLD, and UNICORNS (okay, maybe not unicorns, but you get the idea). They became the richest player on the server and were hailed as the VIRGIN KING!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary CHICKEN ARMY, led by a fearless chicken named Cluck Norris. Join forces with Cluck Norris and conquer the END together!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and show the world that being a virgin is nothing to be ashamed of. Plus, where else can you find a chicken army and secret diamond dungeons? It’s a LOLZY adventure waiting for you!

Pixelated Weebs

Anime, Attack, bl, Definitively Femcels, double standards, feminism, gender equality, Keanu Reeves, mainstream media, Male Incels, Misandry, Misogyny, pixelated, Ships, Social Issues, sports anime, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, Twilight, Weeb’s, yaoi

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6882
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Astral Projections Made:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Crops Grown:	1834
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Welcome to our wacky and wild Minecraft server where anything goes! Are you a fan of Anime? We’ve got all your favorite shows playing on repeat 24/7. Love Ships? We’ve got a whole fleet waiting for you to explore. And don’t even get us started on Yaoi and BL – it’s a shipper’s paradise!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve also got a special section dedicated to Twilight fans – because who doesn’t love a sparkly vampire love triangle? And for all you sports anime enthusiasts out there, get ready to hit the virtual field and show off your skills.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we’ve even got a secret section dedicated to Keanu Reeves. That’s right, the one and only Keanu is a regular player on our server, battling creepers and building epic structures like a true Minecraft master.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become a part of our crazy community of definitively Femcels who are taking the Minecraft world by storm. And remember, the mainstream media may only attack male incels, but here on our server, we welcome everyone with open arms. Double standards, who?

Block Battle Royale

battle, BLOCK, Cards, Challenges, Competition, Deck, deckbuilding, dueling, Event, gameplay, Losses, master duel, Meta, ONLINE, Practice, Preparation, Royale.., Skills, strategy, Tactics, Tournament, Victory, Wins

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4640
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the most epic and chaotic events ever seen in the Minecraft universe! Picture this: a massive ender dragon riding a creeper like a bucking bronco while players try to tame them with diamond carrots.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons do the moonwalk. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary disco creeper dropping sick beats and exploding in a shower of glitter!

So why wait? Join our server now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!