TOTAL Minecraft Servers

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  • Minecraft SMP – /n00b/ – total Minecraft newbies

    Minecraft SMP – /n00b/ – total Minecraft newbies

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we have more drama than a soap opera in Gielinor!

    Our server is so wild, we have players running around like they just drank a stamina potion from Run Energy Changes – Open Beta 2! And don’t even get us started on Project Zanaris – October Update, where players are finding themselves in a whole new world of chaos.

    But wait, there’s more! Our Halloween Fixes & Miscellaneous Changes will have you spooked and entertained all year round. Plus, if you’re new and wondering what to do, just follow our Optimal Quest Guide and Achievement Diary for some epic adventures.

    Join our server now and be part of the insanity! Who needs Twitter drama when you have our chat channel, fart cc, where the real tea is spilled. And don’t forget to sign up for our /osg/ 2024 Skilling Competition, where the competition is so fierce, it’s like trying to mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Total Chaos, Just Like My Life! Java 1.21.0

    Total Chaos, Just Like My Life! Java 1.21.0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Total Anarchy – The best Anarchy Minecraft server in 2024!
    Server IP: total-anarchy.us

    Anarchy at Its Finest:

      • No bans, no limits – let your imagination run wild on this Java-based Minecraft anarchy server!
      • Hack like a pro, with only kicks for attempts.
      • No bans, just mutes for hate speech, hard slurs, or chat spam. Hate speech and hard slur symbols/text will be removed. Our vibrant community thrives without such negativity. We have a chat filter but Microsoft chat report is off.

    Pure Vanilla Thrills:

      • No plugins altering the vanilla essence, no meddling admins – the power is in your hands!
      • Griefing? Absolutely, let loose in this survival wasteland!
      • No resets, ever. Embrace the chaos from day one, just like the golden age of vanilla Minecraft.

    World Exploration Awaits:

      • Uncover a sprawling 3×3 million block world border.
      • Respawn within 500 blocks of 0 0 – rediscover your path or forge a new one, redefining your survival journey!
      • A nether roof awaiting exploration and exploitation.

    No Teleports, No Shortcuts:

      • Embrace the vanilla purity – no /tpa or /home commands.

    Hard Difficulty, No Compromises:

      • Thrive in survival’s toughest conditions – confront the challenge, see if you have what it takes to survive in this anarchy vanilla Minecraft server!
      • Uncover the █████ below spawn – good luck!

    Behind the Curtains:

      • Launched in July 2023, always synced with the latest version (1.20.4).
      • Robust hardware in New York – powered by 3 Ryzen 9 7900X vCores, NVMe SSD ensuring a lag-free experience.

    Support the Chaos:

      • Vote or donate to color your name in chat – stand out amidst the chaos and back our vibrant community!

    Engage with the Chaos Makers:

      • Join our Discord for updates and lively discussions. Server owner, StinkyEnderwear, is on hand for technical queries.

    Server IP: total-anarchy.org

    Unleash the mayhem, embrace the anarchy, and savor Minecraft in an entirely new light!

    FAQ

    Q: Are there any bans on the server?

    A: There are no bans on the server, but hate speech, hard slurs, and chat spam are not tolerated and may result in mutes.

    Q: Are there any shortcuts or teleports available?

    A: No, the server maintains a pure vanilla experience without any shortcuts or teleports commands.

    Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

    A: Yes, griefing is allowed on the server. Embrace the chaos and let loose in the survival wasteland.

    Q: What hardware does the server run on?

    A: The server is powered by 3 Ryzen 9 7900X vCores and NVMe SSD, ensuring a lag-free experience for players.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • /TWG/ – Total War General Minecraft SMP

    /TWG/ – Total War General Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us in Bretonnia ain’t free edition, where the land is filled with mystical creatures and dangerous quests await you at every turn.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have roll charts that will determine your fate in battles, making every fight a thrilling adventure. Plus, we have links to Total War: Warhammer III and Total War: Pharaoh Dynasties, so you can immerse yourself in epic battles and conquer new lands.

    But that’s not all! We also have hotfixes and devblogs to keep you updated on the latest game improvements. And if you’re feeling nostalgic, we have older titles available for you to revisit and relive the glory days of gaming.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on a journey like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Let’s conquer Bretonnia together and show the world what we’re made of!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Total Bharatian Victory Minecraft SMP

    Total Bharatian Victory Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we strive for total Bharatian victory! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear guarded by a squad of dancing llamas. Only the bravest and most skilled players can access it.

    2. Our server is home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop golden apples when you defeat them in battle. Who wouldn’t want to ride a flying pig into battle?

    3. The owner of the server is rumored to be a wizard who can turn any block into a stack of emeralds with just a flick of his wand. Join us and you may just witness this magic firsthand.

    4. We host weekly events where players compete in ridiculous challenges like building a house out of nothing but TNT or riding a roller coaster made entirely of lava. The winner gets a pet dragon that breathes fire on command.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and help us achieve total Bharatian victory in the most absurd and hilarious ways possible!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Total Anarchy – Chaos, Creepers, and Craziness, Oh My!

    Total Anarchy – Chaos, Creepers, and Craziness, Oh My!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server IP 66.70.181.96:25615
    Description Total Anarchy is an actual anarchy server. No rules, no mods, no bans. Nothing to restrict you from doing what you want. Hack to your hearts content, dupe everything you own, do anything. Its what joining a small minecraft server was in 2011 before everyone was obsessed with protecting everything they did, when people understood minecraft was just as much of a building game as it was about destruction. Find the perfect balance here, at Total Anarchy

    FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    Are there any rules on the server? No, there are no rules on Total Anarchy. Players are free to do as they please.
    Are there any mods on the server? No, there are no mods on Total Anarchy. It is a pure vanilla experience.
    Can I hack or cheat on the server? Yes, hacking and cheating are allowed on the server. Players are free to use any means to achieve their goals.
    Is there any protection for my builds or items? No, there is no protection for builds or items. Players should be prepared for potential theft or destruction.
    Can I play with friends on the server? Yes, you can invite friends to join you on Total Anarchy. However, be aware that they may also engage in anarchic behavior.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • TOTAL PEACE: AGE OF FLUFF [NO PvP] Earth Geo-Pol 1.21.1

    TOTAL PEACE: AGE OF FLUFF [NO PvP] Earth Geo-Pol 1.21.1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server: Total War – Age of Blood

    Server Overview:

    Join this server to build your own empire, create religions, dominate the world, and engage in epic battles with ships, planes, and more!

    Discord: Join our Discord

    YouTube: Watch on YouTube

    Plugins Designed By Owner:

    The owner of Total War is constantly adding new plugins to enhance the server. Current plugin includes TWFAITH for creating religions and divine powers.

    Compete for Dominance on an Earth Map:

    Explore and colonize a 1:1000 scale map of Earth, where you can design your own countries, nations, or empires.

    Make Ships that Sail and Planes that Fly:

    Utilize the Movecraft plugin to build ships, planes, and vehicles that move around the world and engage in battles.

    BIGDOORS:

    Create large drawbridges, portcullis, sliding doors, and more with opening and closing animations for added realism.

    Total War: Age of Blood Rules:

    Rules
    Respect the staff team.
    Avoid real-life insults and slurs.
    Do not undermine the server.
    Do not repeatedly kill players at spawn.
    No alternate accounts allowed.
    Have fun!

    Join Today!

    Join our discord: Click here to join

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SMP Shenanigans: Minecraft SMP Madness

    SMP Shenanigans: Minecraft SMP Madness

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience!

    Join us for epic battles with giant mutant creepers, insane parkour challenges that will make you question your sanity, and a community of players who are always up for a good laugh.

    But the best part? We have a tradition called “total crash-face” where every player has to post a selfie of their face right after they crash their game in the most ridiculous way possible. Trust us, the pictures are worth it!

    So if you’re ready to join a server where anything can happen and where the only rule is to have fun, then come on over and get ready to post your total crash-face!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Minecraft SMP: CreeperCount – how many tonight?

    Minecraft SMP: CreeperCount – how many tonight?

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone building a dirt house? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the chaos and hilarity you could ever want!

    Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, spontaneous dance parties in the Nether, and treasure hunts that lead to… well, let’s just say you might end up with more than just diamonds in your inventory.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Taco Tuesday” where all players must wear sombreros and only eat tacos for the entire day. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of creepers trying to salsa dance.

    So, what are you waiting for? Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor. Because on our server, anything can happen… and it usually does.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Tonight’s Minecraft SMP Shenanigans

    Tonight’s Minecraft SMP Shenanigans

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real party is at! We have flying pigs, talking llamas, and even a secret underground disco where the creepers go to bust a move.

    Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Potato, rumored to grant unlimited food and powers beyond your wildest dreams. But be warned, the path is treacherous and filled with traps set by mischievous villagers who are tired of being ignored.

    Need a break from all the chaos? Take a relaxing swim in our lava hot tub or challenge your friends to a game of chicken jousting on top of our tallest tower. And don’t forget to visit our enchanted forest where the trees sing show tunes and the mushrooms throw a mean dance party.

    So, how many tonight are ready to join our wacky world of Minecraft madness? Grab your pickaxe and let’s get this party started!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • WeddingPortraitDrama

    WeddingPortraitDrama

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further, because our server is like a masterpiece painted by a talented artist…well, kind of.

    Join our server and experience the thrill of exploring a world where anything is possible! Just like how the painter in this story transformed a simple portrait into a scandalous masterpiece, our server will transform your gaming experience into something unforgettable.

    Who needs realistic paintings of people when you can have unrealistic adventures in our Minecraft world? And don’t worry, we promise not to sexualize your character like the painter did in this story…unless you want us to, of course (just kidding, we’re not that kind of server).

    So come join us and see why everyone is talking about our server! Just remember, if you don’t like what you see, you can always blame it on the painter…or the server admin, we won’t judge.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP