total weight loss – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

MuscleCraft: Weight Loss Edition
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so like, u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server that is so lit it will make ur muscles grow like u been hittin the gym 24/7? well, this server is the place to be, cuz we got this crazy drug that reverses muscle loss in mice and we gonna add it to the game so u can be swole af while u mine and build and stuff.
imagine ur character in minecraft getting jacked just by playing on our server. u gonna be the envy of all the other players, trust me. plus, u gonna be so strong u can take on any mob that comes ur way without breaking a sweat.
come join us on this epic minecraft server and watch ur muscles grow bigger and bigger with every block u break. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so don’t miss out on all the gains u gonna make.

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✨ The SoggyCraft SMP 🌊 17+ 🧙‍♂️✨

24/7 hosting, Active, Community, creativity, Datapacks, Discord, HermitCraft Inspired, innovation, java, long term, Maturity, Mods, SagesCraft, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, SoggyCraft, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist

SagesCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	SagesCraft
Playstyle	Hermitcraft-Like
Server Type	SMP
Description	A friendly, non-grief, non-pvp server meant for building and making friends with mods and datapacks installed

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What type of server is SagesCraft?	SagesCraft is a friendly, non-grief, non-pvp server focused on building and community.
Are there any mods and datapacks installed?	Yes, there are mods and datapacks installed to allow for customization and optimization while keeping the vanilla feel.
Is voice chat encouraged?	Yes, the use of simple voice chat is encouraged as most players use it.
Is the server hosting available 24/7?	Yes, the server hosting is 24/7 for uninterrupted gameplay.
How can I join the server?	Join the Discord server and submit your application for review by an admin to be whitelisted.
Is there an age requirement?	Yes, the age requirement is 17+ for maturity reasons.

If you are interested, please join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/aHFYTtWSAt and submit your application. We look forward to welcoming you to SagesCraft!

Cute Dumbasses Minecraft Server
adorable, amusing, charming, cute, cute moments, delightful, dumb, dumbasses, endearing, Entertaining, funny, Funny Moments, humor, humor thread, lovable, Minecraft, Server, silly, silly moments, SWEET, Thread
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where only the cutest dumbasses are allowed! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally built a house out of TNT thinking it was a new type of block. Needless to say, it didn’t end well, but it was hilarious!
If you want to be part of a community where being a cute dumbass is celebrated, then this is the server for you. We have epic build battles where players try to recreate famous landmarks using only dirt blocks, and let’s just say the results are… interesting.
Join us for weekly events like the “Dumbass Olympics” where players compete in ridiculous challenges like trying to ride a pig off a cliff without dying. It’s chaotic, it’s ridiculous, and it’s a whole lot of fun.
So come on, join our server and embrace your inner cute dumbass. Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.

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VtuberMix Minecraft Server
Chuubas, Collabs, E-Celebs, Ego, entertainment industry, flesh males, Gatekeeping, homocollab, interviews, Minecraft, Music (Industry), Niche, Normalfags, Oshi, radio shows, record labels, Server, streaming, tv shows, unicorns, VSingers, VtuberMix, Vtubers
Are you tired of your favorite vtubers getting sucked into the dark abyss of the music industry? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is a safe haven for all unicorns and chuubas alike!
Join us and escape the clutches of record labels and homocollab-prone events. Here, your oshi can roam free without the threat of normalfags trying to gatekeep them away. We’ve even got a special section for vsingers who refuse to conform to the mainstream entertainment industry.
Don’t let your oshi lose their vtuber essence – join our server and let them thrive in their true form! Plus, we’ve got unicorns running around and causing mischief, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you. Come join us and keep the music industry at bay!

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CraftyDad Minecraft Server
absent father, child custody disputes, child support, college transfer, court battles., CraftyDad, custody arrangements, D1 basketball, family conflicts, family dynamics, financial irresponsibility, high school sweethearts, Lesbian, long distance co-parenting, long distance relationships, Minecraft, parental involvement, personal sacrifices, phoenix mercury, Server, sports commitments, WNBA aspirations
🤣🤣🤣 Hey there Minecrafters! Looking for a server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further than our server, where exes come to stir up trouble like it’s their full-time job! 🤪🔥
Join us for a wild ride where D1 basketball players clash with jealous ex-boyfriends who think they can control your life choices! 🏀💥 Who needs child support when you can spend it on sports cars, vapes, and sex workers, am I right? 😂💸
Experience the thrill of standing up for yourself against deadbeat dads who suddenly want to play happy family when it’s convenient for them! 🤷‍♀️👊 Will you transfer colleges and programs to make your ex happy, or will you stand your ground and continue dominating on the court? The choice is yours on our server! 🎮🔥
So come on down to our server and join the chaos! Who needs the WNBA when you can have all the drama and excitement right here? 🤣🏀💥 #MinecraftMadness #DramaAlert #ExesGonnaEx

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WeddingCrasherNoCash
brother, family celebrations, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family loyalty, family pressure, family relationships, Family Support, Family Values, favoritism, graduation party, Resentment, sibling jealousy, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sibling support, wedding announcement, wedding expenses, WeddingCrasherNoCash
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama takes a whole new level of craziness! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through parties turning into engagement announcements and siblings asking for wedding expenses!
On our server, you can build your own virtual graduation party, complete with surprise announcements and unexpected twists. Will you be the one to steal the spotlight from your older brother and his fiancée? Or will you be the one asking for help with wedding expenses after hijacking someone else’s celebration?
But beware, the family drama doesn’t stop there! You’ll have to navigate through alliances and betrayals as you decide whether to help out your siblings or stand your ground. Will you be labeled as petty or praised for standing up for yourself?
Join us on this rollercoaster of emotions and absurdity, where the only rule is to expect the unexpected. Who knew Minecraft could be so full of family drama? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now!

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LostDiamonds Minecraft Server
challenging to acquire, delicate, difficult to attain, easy to lose, ELUSIVE, ephemeral, fleeting, fragile, hard to get, LostDiamonds, Minecraft, Precious, quick to disappear, rare, Scarce, Server, Slippery, tough to obtain, Tricky, valuable
Our Minecraft server, where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding. Join us for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a dragon made of rainbow blocks. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to build a house out of marshmallows and have a pet unicorn as your loyal companion. Trust us, this server is so epic even Herobrine himself is jealous. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest and most hilarious adventures in Minecraft history!

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EpicCraft2025: Trumped Up News!
Accountability, AMERICANS, Censorship, Conspiracy, cover up, current events, EpicCraft2025, Epstein, Government, INFORMATION, Journalism, logs, mainstream media, Media, News, news shows, Project 2025, public awareness, reddit, Reporting, transparency, trump, Trumped
Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old news shows not covering the real juicy stuff like Project 2025 and the Epstein Trump logs? Well, look no further because on our server, we have all the latest gossip and scandalous news updates! Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories, secret government projects, and maybe even a sighting of Bigfoot in the virtual world. Who needs mainstream media when you have us to keep you entertained and on the edge of your blocky seat? So come on, join our server and let’s uncover the truth together…or at least have a good laugh trying!

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BaguetteCraft Minecraft Server
#announcement, BaguetteCraft, breaking news, current events, decision, France, French, French government, French politics, Gabriel Attal, Government, handover, leadership, Minecraft, Monday morning, News, Official, political figure, Politics, prime minister, resignation, Server, stepping down
so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the french prime minister hands in his resignation every monday morning? well, look no further cuz we got u covered! join our server and witness the chaos as gabriel attal quits his job over and over again, it’s a real rollercoaster of emotions, dude. plus, our server has flying pigs and talking cows, like, what more could u possibly want? come join us for a wild ride, it’s gonna be lit AF!

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CraftyCraze: Buckle Up for Unexpected Adventures!
#announcement, Adventures, Buckle, budapest, Budapest Announces, CraftyCraze, crisis management., Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., european union, Fasten Your Seat Belts, global affairs, Hungary, intensifies, international relations, Meetings, negotiations, Peace Mission, Peace Mission Intensifies, Politics, summit, unexpected, Unexpected Meetings
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get ready to blast off into the craziest minecraft adventure of your life, where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky! our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocky madness, with unexpected meetings around every corner.
join us as we embark on a peace mission to intensify the fun and chaos, because who needs boring old peace when you can have epic battles and hilarious pranks instead?
so fasten your seat belts and hold on tight, because this is one minecraft server you won’t want to miss! come join us today and let the insanity begin! 🌈🐲🚀

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ZapHusbandRageCraft
annoyance, Battery, electric cars, electric vehicles, Empty, Frustration, Gender Roles, humor, Husbands, mad husband, Marriage, modern technology, NEW LEVEL, no battery, relationship dynamics, Rise, societal expectations, stereotype, Vehicle, wife’s vehicle, ZapHusbandRageCraft
LOL come join dis Minecraft server where we got electric vehicles with NO BATTERY! imagine da chaos of husbands tryna drive around in a car dat don’t even GO! u gonna see some epic meltdowns and rage quits, it’s gonna be wild! come join da fun and watch da drama unfold, it’s gonna be a blast! Plus, we got some sick builds and crazy minigames to keep u entertained. Don’t miss out on da madness, join now!

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