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Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

#1d6chan, #TotalWar, 6.0 details, CA future plans, Concept Art, devblog, Hotfix 5.2.7, Minecraft, Older Titles, PALS, Patch 5.2, Pharaoh Hotfix 2.0.2, PIXEL, Roll Charts, Server, Steam, Tactics, total war, Total War franchise, Total War General, total war warhammer, Total War: Pharaoh Dynasties, Total War: Warhammer III, TSD edition

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4018
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Runes Activated:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Votes:	3820	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	320	Star Shards Collected:	275
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	11

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with battles, tactics, and total chaos!

Imagine a world where you can roll charts to determine your fate, just like in Total War: Warhammer! Will you conquer all or fall to your enemies? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! We have a special edition called Total War: Pharaoh Dynasties where you can rule like a true Egyptian pharaoh! Build pyramids, command armies, and unleash your inner Cleopatra!

And if that’s not enough, we have older titles that will transport you to a time of epic battles and legendary conquests. It’s like stepping into a time machine and becoming a warrior from the past!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this world of total war and pharaohs!

/TWG/ – Total War General Minecraft SMP

#1d6chan, #TotalWar, Bretonnia, CA future plans, Concept Art, general, Hotfix 5.2.2, Hotfix 5.2.7, Minecraft, Older Titles, Patch 5.2 Devblog, Pharaoh Hotfix 2.0.2, Roll Charts, smp, Steam, Tactics, TOTAL, total war, Total War franchise, Total War General, Total War previous thread, total war warhammer, Total War: Pharaoh Dynasties, Total War: Warhammer III, twg, War

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3568
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Dimension Hops:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Villages Defended:	8

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us in Bretonnia ain’t free edition, where the land is filled with mystical creatures and dangerous quests await you at every turn.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have roll charts that will determine your fate in battles, making every fight a thrilling adventure. Plus, we have links to Total War: Warhammer III and Total War: Pharaoh Dynasties, so you can immerse yourself in epic battles and conquer new lands.

But that’s not all! We also have hotfixes and devblogs to keep you updated on the latest game improvements. And if you’re feeling nostalgic, we have older titles available for you to revisit and relive the glory days of gaming.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on a journey like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Let’s conquer Bretonnia together and show the world what we’re made of!

Trump’s 2-Year Immigration Fail

2year, Accountability, border security, debate, democrats, Fail, Government, House, immigration, immigration reform, inaction, leadership, legislative gridlock, partisanship, policy, political strategy, Politics, Presidency, REFORM, Senate, trump, Trumps, White House

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7210
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76	Rainbows Spotted:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Tired of boring politics? Join our Minecraft server where we promise to have more action than Trump did on immigration during his presidency! We’ve got a White House, a House, and a Senate all ready for you to take charge and make some real changes. Plus, our community is full of Democrats who are ready to debate and discuss all things politics while building epic structures and battling mobs. So why wait? Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

LebCraft BoomTime

BoomTime, LebCraft

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9079
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Dimension Hops:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Towns Built:	10
Enchantments Applied:	203	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Emeralds Found:	2270	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Yo, ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is like a magical land where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the chickens with an iron beak. If you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with infinite chicken nuggets for life.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Rumor has it he’s got some sick dance moves and loves to challenge players to a game of musical minecarts.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

Page Me in Minecraft

ALERT, Beep, Buzz, Communication, Connection, Contact, digital communication, instant messaging, long distance, Messaging, Minecraft, Nostalgia, notify, old school, page, page someone, pager, reach out, stay in touch, staying connected., Technology, virtual communication

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8441
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Farms Harvested:	953	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin’ in your minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building some epic structures, when all of a sudden, you get a message from your friend saying “hey, come join me on this server!” and you’re like “sure, why not?” but little did you know, this server is like, the most insane, crazy, off-the-wall server you’ve ever seen.

like, for real, on this server, “to page someone” has suddenly taken on a whole new meaning. instead of just sending a message, you actually get teleported to their location in the game. so, like, you could be mining in a cave and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a giant castle, or you could be building a house and get transported to the top of a mountain.

but that’s not even the craziest part. on this server, there are secret hidden portals that lead to different dimensions. one minute you’re in the regular minecraft world, and the next minute you’re in a world made entirely of candy, or a world where everything is upside down.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and constantly surprise you, then you gotta join this server. trust me, you won’t regret it. just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

Brain-Gut Connection Craft

brain-gut connection, BrainGut, Connection, Craft, gut health, gut microbiome, gut-brain axis, holistic health, immune function, immune system, mental health, microbiology, microbiome research, microbiota, mind-body connection, neuroscience, psychological states, psychological well-being, research, Stress Management, stress-related health conditions, study

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3957
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	256	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	6745	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Votes:	8194	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered a brain-gut connection that will blow your mind! imagine playing minecraft and suddenly your gut microbiome is like “hey, let’s build a castle together!” and your immune system is like “heck yeah, let’s do this!”

we have insane builds that will make you question reality, like a giant toilet made entirely out of diamonds or a roller coaster that takes you through a portal to another dimension. not to mention, our community is so supportive that we will literally fight off any stress-related health conditions that come your way.

so what are you waiting for? join us and let’s explore the depths of minecraft while also exploring the depths of our gut microbiome. it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust us.

Veldt Survival

Survival

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6041
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Meteorites Collected:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	476
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Endless Night Skies:	5

Dive into a world where classic Minecraft survival meets exciting new features! We deliver a semi-vanilla experience that maintains the core gameplay you love while introducing thoughtful enhancements. Our server is designed to be non-pay-to-win, ensuring that everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive, regardless of their contributions.

Enjoy a balanced economy where every player’s efforts and achievements matter. Our active and friendly staff are always here to help, ensuring a smooth and enjoyable experience. As well, Join us for regular events that bring our community together and add a touch of adventure to your survival journey.

Join Veldt Survival today!

play.veldtsurvival.com

Astoria KitPvP

1.8, Arena, armor kits, Astoria KitPvP, auction house, Combat, Economy, Enchanted Golden Apples, Enchantments, experience points, KitPvP, Minecraft, personal vaults, Potions, PvP, PvP enthusiasts, Resource Management, Server, shop system, strategic combat, Tipped arrows, weapons

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9383
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Dragons Tamed:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Astoria KitPvP (astoria.fun)

Astoria is a dynamic Minecraft KitPvP server that embraces the classic 1.8-style PvP combat in a sprawling custom-designed arena.

Players can equip themselves through the server’s extensive shop system, offering a variety of armor kits, weapons, and essential support items like enchanted golden apples, potions, and tipped arrows. For those looking to power up further, there’s a dedicated shop for purchasing enchantments and experience points.

The server’s robust economy allows players to trade and profit by buying and selling items in an auction house. To store their valuable gear and loot, each player has access to personal vaults. With an emphasis on strategic combat and resource management, Astoria provides a thrilling experience for PvP enthusiasts.

IP: astoria.fun

astoria.fun

Baby Love Minecraft Server

adoption, baby, biological instinct, child care, Cultural differences, emotional attachment, family dynamics, identity issues, Interracial Relationships, love, love for children, Minecraft, non White nannies, non-white women, parenting, racial stereotypes, raising children, Server, social status, societal norms, successful White couples, wealthy class, white babies

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3096
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5042	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride where White couples hire non White nannies to raise their children in-game. Watch as the nannies treat the kids like their own and wish they were biologically theirs – it’s a virtual soap opera like you’ve never seen before! Join now for a chance to witness the drama unfold and maybe even become a part of it yourself. Who needs diamonds when you have scandalous family dynamics to explore?

”It’s Finally Happening Minecraft SMP”

Advanced technology, cutting-edge technology, Finally, Gaming, Gaming Community, Gaming Enthusiasts, gaming experience, gaming gear, Graphics Card, Happening, hardware upgrade, high performance, long awaited, Minecraft, New Release, next generation, nvidia, PC Gaming, powerful GPU, rtx 5090, smp, Technology, upcoming release, Upgrade

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9905
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	4200	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Get ready to experience Minecraft like never before on our server! With the upcoming release of the RTX 5090, you’ll be able to see every block in stunning, crystal-clear detail. Say goodbye to those blurry pixels and hello to ultra-realistic sheep wool!

Join our SMP for the chance to win your very own RTX 5090 by participating in our weekly building competitions. Build the most epic roller coaster or create a pixel art masterpiece of your favorite meme for a chance to win big!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so rare and powerful that it can lay diamond eggs. Will you be the one to find this mythical beast and claim its riches for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Upgrade your gaming experience and join our server today for a chance to win big prizes, encounter legendary creatures, and experience Minecraft like never before!

CraftyWifeMC Server

birthday gift, birthday present, Book, christmas gift, Communication Issues, CraftyWifeMC, fabric bookmarks, gift giving, homemade bookmarks, homemade gift, homemade wife, income difference, Jerk, MONEY, Personal preferences, Preferences, scarf, Server, ungrateful, unwanted gift, Wife, wooden bookmarks

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6083
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Dimension Hops:	14
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Votes:	8355	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your homemade gift-giving wife? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy ride filled with unexpected surprises and homemade goodies that you never asked for!

Forget about getting what you actually want, because on our server, you’ll only receive the most unique and personalized gifts – whether you like it or not! Just like the fabric bookmarks that our players receive instead of the books they asked for. But hey, who needs a book when you can have a one-of-a-kind bookmark, right?

Join now and experience the thrill of constantly being surprised by homemade gifts that may or may not match your preferences. And if you dare to speak up about it, be prepared for a fight that will rival the intensity of a creeper explosion! So come on, join our server and embrace the chaos of unexpected presents and heated arguments – it’s a gift that keeps on giving!

RideOrDieCraft

aita, car affordability, car ownership, co worker, Communication, financial responsibility, gas money, giving rides, job loss, job security, Late, money management, overslept, punctuality, Reliability, RideOrDieCraft, roommate, stealing, Transportation, work ethic

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1963
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Magic Items Found:	3235
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9

Are you tired of being a chauffeur for your unreliable co-worker who can’t seem to make it to your car on time? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! On our server, you’ll never have to worry about being late for work because your virtual co-workers will always be ready to team up and conquer the virtual world with you.

Plus, on our server, there’s no need to worry about gas money or accusations of theft over a measly $20. You can focus on building epic structures and battling mobs instead of dealing with real-life transportation drama.

And don’t worry about your co-worker losing their job if you stop giving them rides – they can easily teleport to work in our Minecraft world! With cars being so cheap in our virtual realm, there’s no excuse for them not to have their own transportation by now.

So say goodbye to the real world commute and hello to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is crafting the perfect diamond pickaxe. Join our Minecraft server now and leave the transportation troubles behind!