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Anime Girl Confessions Minecraft Server

Anime, Confessions, Drama, emotional, everyday life, girl, HEARTBREAK, Loneliness, lonely, love, Minecraft, Protagonist, Real Life, Realistic, relationships, romance, Server, slice of life, societal expectations, solitude, tiny apartment, unrealistic, unrequited love

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	208
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Emeralds Found:	5847
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Void Gems Collected:	17	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where reality hits hard and loneliness is the name of the game! Forget about those unrealistic anime love stories, join us for a dose of REALITY!

On our server, you’ll find yourself in a tiny apartment, struggling to make ends meet just like in real life. No magical girls confessing their love to you here, just the harsh truth of adulting in a pixelated world.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you experience the thrill of paying bills, dealing with noisy neighbors, and trying to find love on a dating app that only matches you with creepers? Only on our server, of course!

Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate test of REAL LIFE MINECRAFT! Who needs love when you have virtual rent to pay, am I right?

Pick-a-Block: Only One

balance, choose wisely, cravings, Decision making, discipline, eating habits, flavor max, food choices, Healthy Eating, indulgence, Junk Food, junk food addiction, junk food cravings, mindful eating, Moderation, PickaBlock, portion control, self-control, self-discipline, temptation, Willpower

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4945
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you must choose only one path to follow! Will you be a master chef and flavor max like a pro? Or will you throw it all into the TRASH and embrace the chaos?

Join us for insane adventures and outrageous stories as you navigate through the world of Minecraft like never before. Are you ready to eat so much junk food each day that you become a legend? Or will you shun the other path and become a true warrior?

Choose wisely, my friend. The fate of the Minecraft world is in your hands. Will you rise to the challenge and conquer all, or will you be left in the dust?

Crafty Muslims: Building Blocks of Success

Appearance, blocks, building, cars, consumerism, Crafty, culture, Identity, image, judgment, luxury, materialism, muslims, Obsession, Religion, social status, societal pressure, status symbols, Stereotypes, success, tradition, validation, VALUES, wealth

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8237
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Enchantments Applied:	189	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Towns Built:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Dimension Hops:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Animals Bred:	64
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we have DIAMOND cars for all our players! Yes, you heard that right, you can drive around in a shiny diamond car while exploring our INSANE world filled with UNICORNS and LEPRECHAUNS.

But that’s not all! We also have a special RAINBOW armor set that makes you invincible and gives you the power to shoot CUPCAKES at your enemies. And don’t even get me started on our FLYING pigs that will take you on a magical journey through the skies.

So why are you still reading this? Join our server now and experience the WACKIEST and most OUTRAGEOUS Minecraft adventure of your life!

Minecraft Madness: Uoh Uoooooh Edition

Community, content creators, Corpos, discussion, Edition, Entertainment, Favorite, Hide, indies, madness, Minecraft, Off topic, ONLINE, pastebin, Raids, Report, shitposting, streaming, Uoh, Uoooooh, Uoooooh Global, virtual youtubers, Vtubers

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9125
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where you can post and discuss your favorite /uoh/ vtubers! From the biggest corpos to the tiniest indies, we’ve got them all here. Our pastebin is filled with top-secret info that will blow your mind: https://pastebin.com/can2cy5H

But wait, there’s more! Our previous players have had so much fun that they never wanted to leave. Just check out this thread: >>74066641

And remember, if you encounter any shitposting or off-topic raids, just report and hide like a pro. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

CraftyPixelSisters

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4984
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Mines Excavated:	1607	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Zombie Dances:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Animals Bred:	184

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, in a land filled with creepers and zombies, there was a group of CDPRsisters who decided to create the most INSANE Minecraft server ever. Legend has it that if you join this server, you will be granted the power to FLY like a majestic unicorn and SHOOT LASER BEAMS from your eyes.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can ride dragons into battle, build castles in the sky, and even summon a herd of dancing cows to follow you around. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember, once you enter the world of CDPRsisters… there’s no turning back. Good luck, brave warrior!

MoneyCraft: Where This Dude Gets Paid

1. dude, Business, career, Cash, compensation, dude, earnings, employment, entrepreneur, finance, income, Job, MONEY, MoneyCraft, paid, Paycheck, Rich, salary, Successful, wealth, Wealthy, work

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5225
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	6350
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server where this dude is getting paid! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Unicorns roam freely in our world and you can ride them into battle against evil creepers. 2. Our diamonds are actually made of chocolate, so you can eat your way to riches. 3. The zombies do the Thriller dance every night at midnight, it’s quite the spectacle. 4. Our ender dragon is actually a misunderstood artist who just wants to paint the world with rainbows. 5. The nether is a tropical paradise with beaches and palm trees, perfect for a relaxing vacation.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of this crazy world where this dude is getting paid!

Blocky Banter: Blue Archive Edition

4koma, Archive, Banners, banter, blocky, Blue, blue archive, Commissions, CONTENT, Defense, Edition, Events, General Student Council, Global, Grand Assault, guides, Hards, hot spring, Limit Break Assault, Livestream, Manga, patch notes, PVs, RERUN, Resources, shorts, Side Content

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9992
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Enchantments Applied:	293
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Well, look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time filled with Grand Assaults, Joint Firing Drills, and Hot Springs shenanigans!

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a Torment with Special Armor event pops up! Will you conquer it with your trusty pickaxe or team up with other players for an epic battle? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! How about a Ramen Part-Time Guide Mission where you can earn rewards while slurping noodles? Or maybe you’d prefer to Balance Schale’s Books with the General Student Council and show off your math skills in a virtual world?

And don’t even get us started on the Hot Spring banners featuring characters like Shigure and Cherino. Who knew bathing in pixelated water could be so much fun?

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate Minecraft warrior in this crazy, unpredictable world!

CraftyCreeperz: Where 33% of Players Have 10+ Dirt Blocks

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	8710
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Animals Bred:	141	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	8	New Chunks Explored:	117389
Ores Mined:	4783	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where making friends is as easy as mining diamonds! Back in 1990, 33% of Americans had 10 or more close friends, but in 2021, that percentage dropped to 13%. We believe those missing friends are all hanging out on our server, building epic friendships while constructing insane creations!

Join us and be part of a community where having zero friends is a thing of the past – we’ve got virtual buddies galore! So what happened these past two decades? Simple – everyone flocked to our server for the ultimate social experience in the Minecraft universe! Don’t be left out, come join us and level up your social game like never before!

Crafty Anon’s Block Party: Server No. 674063634

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1945
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because THIS SERVER is here to save the day!

Join us for the most epic adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft. Our custom plugins will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget about that time you accidentally dug straight down into a pool of lava.

But wait, there’s more! Our community is so friendly and welcoming, you’ll feel like you’re hanging out with a bunch of friendly villagers. And don’t even get us started on the events we host – from epic build battles to crazy treasure hunts, there’s never a dull moment on THIS SERVER.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the fun begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a hilarious story to tell your friends about that time you got blown up by a creeper riding a pig.

Blocky Battle Royale: ‘Who’s winning?’

achievement, battle, blocky, celebration, Champion, Competition, Dedication, determination, First Place, Glory, hard work, leadership, motivation, perseverance, pride, Royale.., sports, success, triumph, Victory, Whos, winning

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7034
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride filled with EXPLOSIVE adventures and CRAZY challenges that will have you on the edge of your seat!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a FLYING PIG into battle against a horde of ZOMBIE LLAMAS. It was a sight to behold!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary DANCING CREEPER who will show you some killer moves while you mine for DIAMONDS in the depths of the earth.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the most INSANE Minecraft community out there! Who’s winning? You are, when you’re on our server!