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Brits and Blocks: The Minecraft Server Where Tea and Creepers Collide

Analysis, blocks, brexit, Brit, Brits, Challenges, collide, CREEPERS, Crisis, current events, debate, discussion, Division, Economy, Edition, Government, Minecraft, News, opinion, Politics, Server, society, tea, troubled times, TURMOIL, uk, uncertainty

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8773
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
New Chunks Explored:	362478	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Crops Grown:	3168	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us in the land of chaos and madness where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky!

In our “troubled times edition,” you’ll embark on epic quests to save the world from an army of evil chickens led by a deranged sheep named Sir Baaalot. Team up with your fellow players to build fortresses made entirely out of cake and defend against hordes of zombie villagers armed with enchanted pickaxes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to a game of block stacking. If you can beat the Blocktopus, you’ll be rewarded with a magic wand that can turn any block into a stack of diamonds!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the craziest, most chaotic adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels!

Crafty Degenerates: Where Minecraft meets the absurd >films the most hilarious acts of perversity

Absurd, Acts, Based, Clitoris, Crafty, degenerate acts, Degenerates, films, gtfilms, Hide, hilarious, human mind, japs, meets, Minecraft, penis, perverse, perversity, pixels, sexual degradation

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5856
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take pixelation to a whole new level! Ever wanted to hide your pixelated bits with just 10 pixels on the tip of your penis or clitoris? Well, you’re in luck because that’s just the beginning of the wild adventures you’ll have on our server.

Join us as we embark on quests to film the most degenerate acts of perverse sexual degradation that even the most twisted minds can conceive. Who knew that building pixelated structures could lead to such scandalous shenanigans?

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you find a community of players who are as insanely based as the japs (whatever that means)? Trust us, once you step foot into our pixelated world, you’ll never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let the madness begin!

OldFartCraft: Where even the creepers can’t handle the smell

aging, aging effects, aging gracefully, aging process, body changes, body odor, CREEPERS, feminine hygiene, feminine odor, handle, hygiene, Menopause, natural body changes, odor control, OldFartCraft, personal hygiene, self-care, smell, vaginal health, vaginal odor, Women, women’s bodies, Women’s Health, women’s wellness

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7294
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Crops Grown:	8286
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Dragons Tamed:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a woman’s vaginal odor as she ages? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll have you saying “What’s that smell?!” But don’t worry, it’s just the scent of adventure and fun waiting for you around every corner. Join us and experience the ups and downs of Minecraft like never before – just like the ups and downs of a woman’s vaginal odor!

FratCraft: Where Cunts and Maxxing Collide

campus antics, college experience, college life, college parties, collide, crazy nights, Cunt, cunts, drinking games, frat boys, FratCraft, Fraternity, fraternity brothers, Greek life, Hookups, living it up, MAXXING, outrageous behavior, party culture, partying, reckless behavior, wild behavior, Wild nights

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1199
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Dimension Hops:	15	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, come join our server where we have frat boys running around in diamond armor, flexing their muscles and maxxing out their enchantments like it’s nobody’s business!

We’ve got a special event where every full moon, a giant frat party erupts in the middle of the server, complete with keg stands, beer pong tournaments, and even a dance-off to see who can do the best floss dance.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker where you can challenge the frat boys to a game of “drink or die” – if you win, you get all their loot, but if you lose, you have to chug a potion of poison!

So come join our server for a wild and crazy time that you won’t find anywhere else. Just make sure to bring your party hat and your best frat boy impression!

Blocktopia: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

blocktopia, CREEPERS, fear, greatest of all time, historical achievements, history in the making, history makers, iconic, Legendary, record holders, record-breaking, setting the bar high, surpassing expectations, surpassing records, top performers, Trailblazers, Tread, Unbeatable, unbeatable records, unbeaten, unmatched, unmatched excellence, Unparalleled, Will they ever be surpassed

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8059
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate in craziness and chaos!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made of cheese! Our server is so wild that even the creepers are scared to explode.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the zombies bust a move and the skeletons breakdance. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken.

So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our server and experience the insanity for yourself? Will they ever be surpassed? Probably not, because we’re too busy having a blast to even think about it!

BoomerCraft: Where the Internet is Still Stuck in 2016

2015, 2016 election, 9/11, BoomerCraft, digital age, generational divide, internet, memes, millennial, Nostalgia, Older, online culture, pizza hut, pop culture, Reminiscing, social media, spongebob, Stuck, Throwback, trends, twitter, viral content

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9869
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Dragons Tamed:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Are you tired of feeling ancient on the internet? Join our Minecraft server and escape the woes of aging memes and nostalgia! Our server is like a time machine back to the good old days of blocky graphics and endless possibilities.

Imagine a world where 9/11 was just a distant memory and Pizza Hut from 1991 was still up for grabs. On our server, you can build your own Pizza Hut replica and defend it from any nostalgic thieves who try to take it from you.

But that’s not all – we also have Spongebob-themed challenges where you can prove once and for all that the old episodes were truly the best. Dive into the nostalgia of Bikini Bottom and show off your building skills in our underwater world.

So why wait? Join our server now and relive the glory days of the internet in a hilarious and absurd way. Who knows, you might even discover a secret time portal hidden in the pixelated landscapes of Minecraft!

Pixelated Paradise: The “Is This Art Style Called Minecraft?” Server

Aesthetic, Analysis, art, art style, artistic expression, called.., classification, creativity, critique, definition, design, Evaluation, Exploration, form, genre, Identification, inquiry, Interpretation, Medium, Minecraft, Paradise, pixelated, question.., Server, Style, Technique, Visual

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2845
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Mines Excavated:	4180
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Divine Spears Created:	25

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their basic art styles? Look no further, because our server is the epitome of avant-garde pixel perfection! Join us and experience the mind-blowing art style that we like to call “Pixel Picasso meets Minecraft Madness.”

Picture this: you’re wandering through a virtual world filled with blocky wonders and suddenly, you stumble upon a towering structure made entirely out of rainbow-colored sheep. Yes, you heard that right. Rainbow sheep. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing Enderman DJ?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a feathered ruler who commands an army of warrior chickens ready to defend their coop at all costs. Join us now and become part of this wacky world where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

Mommy’s Best Boy’s Minecraft Adventure

Adventure, Audience, Bear in the Big Blue House, bitch summoning stick, Boys, campaign speech, FEMCEL, Good Boy Points, Jews, Lies, manifesto writing, meanie eyes, Minecraft, mommy’s boy, Mommys, outside danger, peppa pig, political dynamite, population statistics, presidential campaign, straight white male, TENDIES, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1939
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the clutches of femcels and enjoy the company of fellow straight white males! Join us for a wild adventure filled with tendies, bitch summoning sticks, and political dynamite.

Our server is the perfect place for those who believe in the threat posed by certain groups (we won’t say who, but you know who we mean). With 10,000 Good Boy Points up for grabs, why wouldn’t you want to join us?

So come on in, build your own headquarters, and let’s start a revolution together. Just remember, no femcels allowed!

CraftyCreepers: Where SAARS teach kids to deal with rapists in Minecraft!

Abuse, advocacy, assault, Awareness, children, Community, CraftyCreepers, Deal, education, empowerment, Kids, Minecraft, parenting, Prevention, prevention awareness., Protection, rapists, saars, Safety, self defense, Support, teach

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8394
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Zombie Dances:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we teach our players how to deal with creepers and grievers like a boss from a young age! Just like SAARS teaches their kids how to handle rapists, we teach our players how to handle any troublemakers in the game. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious pranks, and maybe even a few unexpected friendships along the way. Who knows, you might even become a master at fending off those pesky Endermen with just a flick of your wrist! So come on, join us and show those Minecraft baddies who’s boss!

Creepers to Keepers: Where Former Enemies Become Allies

Allies, Ally, change of heart, Character development, cooperation, CREEPERS, enemies, forgiveness, former enemy, growth, Keepers, newfound friendship, overcoming differences, Peace, reconciliation, Redemption, second chances, teamwork, transformation, Trust, turning point, Understanding, Unity, unlikely alliance

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6366
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Ores Mined:	8278
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate plot twist – your former enemy becomes your ally! Imagine teaming up with the player who used to grief your builds and steal your diamonds, now fighting side by side against the mobs and other players. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and betrayal, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored! Join now for the most dramatic Minecraft experience of your life!