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HoloCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3642
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Mines Excavated:	2828
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Void Armor Forged:	29	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Are you ready to experience the most epic Minecraft server of all time? Join TOTAL HOLO DOMINATION for a wild ride like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent holographic beings who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the game with their infinite wisdom and hilarious antics.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to boogie down. You haven’t truly lived until you’ve seen a Creeper breakdance. And don’t even get me started on our petting zoo filled with friendly Ender Dragons and cuddly Wither Bosses.

So what are you waiting for? Join TOTAL HOLO DOMINATION today and prepare for the most mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life!

Fired Golden Jew Girl Hire Minecraft SMP

aew, Alicia Atout, backstage politics, Big Bill, Brian Cage, Dasha, ddp, FIRED, girl, girl hired, Golden, Golden Jew, hire, jew, Melissa Santos, Minecraft, mjf, Moxley, professional wrestling, relationships, Renee Young, smp, TONY KHAN, Top Guys, wrestling

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1236
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4780
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Star Shards Collected:	93

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s juicier than the latest wrestling drama? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more twists and turns than a soap opera! Join now and witness the epic saga of Dasha getting fired for not being in a wrestling power couple, only to be replaced by Alicia Atout and Melissa Santos who are basically hired because of their significant others. It’s like a game of chess, but with more drama and less checkmates. Who needs wrestling when you can join our SMP and witness the real battles unfold? Trust us, you won’t be able to look away from the screen!

GlutenGrieferCraft

Allergies, banana-scented products, Communication, compromise, contamination concern, cultural dishes, dietary restrictions, digestive pain, favorite foods, gluten free, gluten free household, gluten intolerant, GlutenGrieferCraft, glutenous foods, long-distance relationship, long-term commitment, separation, severe problems, strict cleaning, Understanding, unfair expectations

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2973
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Potions Brewed:	22	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as this relationship? Look no further! Join our server for a gluten-free paradise where Jerry’s gluten intolerance is a thing of the past.

Experience the thrill of separating glutenous blocks from your gluten-free creations, just like how OP separated glutenous foods from Jerry’s meals. Build your own gluten-free empire and show Jerry that contamination is no match for your cleaning skills.

But beware, Jerry might pop in and declare your gluten-filled creations as “torture” to his gluten-free eyes. Will you stand your ground and continue eating your favorite foods, or will you succumb to the gluten-free pressure?

Join now and embark on a gluten-free adventure like never before! Who knew Minecraft could be so gluten-intolerant-friendly?

RiskTakerMC SMP

achievement, boldness, calculated risk, challenge, courage, Decision making, embracing change, growth, opportunity, overcoming fear, perseverance, pushing boundaries, Risk-taking, RiskTakerMC, seizing the moment, smp, stepping out of comfort zone, success, taking chances, trust in intuition, uncertainty

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9544
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	124
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	6

Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! At first, it may seem like a risky move, but let me tell you, the rewards are totally worth it.

Picture this: a server where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where the creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your friend, and where diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who is actually a master chef and hosts cooking competitions every Saturday. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco where the zombies bust out their best dance moves.

So, if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure, join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have the time of your blocky life!

BlockyHurtHaven

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9117
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
New Chunks Explored:	298361	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Love Letters Sent:	13	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring any excitement to your virtual life? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot laser beams from their eyes! Yes, you heard that right, laser-beam-shooting chickens! Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that epic showdown?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a flying pig into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible! We’ve got flying pigs, diamond suits, and a whole lot of chaos waiting for you to dive in and join the fun.

So why do people hold on to something even if it hurts them? Because they haven’t experienced the pure insanity and joy that our Minecraft server has to offer! Join us now and prepare for the wildest ride of your virtual life!

LoyalSMP

Adventure, Bedwars, building, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Exploration, Faction, Farming, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5002
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Divine Spears Created:	29	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12

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Zonikyo Network

Community, Creative, Cross-Play, Dedicated, Economy, Events, Features, Fun, Gamemodes, Gamers, Gaming, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Network, ONLINE, Plugins, PvP, Server, Skyblock, Survival, Updated, Zonikyo Network

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4764
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	5

A Fun Minecraft Network regularly updated with brand-new gamemodes and features, run by a group of dedicated gamers

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Winning Phase Gods Minecraft Server

Celestial, Champion, Conquer, conqueror, deity, Divine, DOMINATE, Gods, long tail, Minecraft, omnipotent, Overcome, phase, Powerful, prevail, Reign, Server, success, SUPREME, triumph, Victory, winning

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7752
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Elemental Crystals Collected:	95
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Emeralds Found:	429	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Are you tired of getting your butt kicked by Phase Gods on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, the Phase Gods are on your side! That’s right, these all-powerful beings will fight alongside you and help you dominate all your enemies. Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft champion with the help of the Phase Gods!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on a giant floating pancake, and if you can find the secret syrup fountain hidden somewhere in the world, you’ll gain the power of unlimited hunger satisfaction. No more worrying about food in Minecraft ever again!

And if that wasn’t enough, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Dance the night away with skeletons, creepers, and even the occasional Enderman. It’s the party of a lifetime, and it’s only on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. The Phase Gods are waiting for you!

Feeling Messi Chads in Minecraft SMP

achievement, athlete, Chads, Competition, determination, emotions, ENERGY, EXCITEMENT, feeling, football, Happiness, inspiration, messi, Minecraft, mood, motivation, positivity, smp, Soccer, sports, success, teamwork

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1460
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Star Shards Collected:	116
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Emeralds Found:	8210
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Zombie Dances:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because on this server, chaos reigns supreme!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with diamond swords, or if you want to participate in our weekly “Chicken Jousting” tournaments where the winner gets a crown made entirely of TNT.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Tower”, where unsuspecting players are lured in by promises of treasure only to be pranked with endless traps and obstacles. It’s like a real-life (well, Minecraft-life) version of a reality TV show!

So come on, Messi chads, join us on this wild ride and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP out there!

SoloCraft: No Help Needed!

INDEPENDENCE, Needed, personal growth, realization, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self help, self improvement, self love, Self Motivation, self reliance, self worth, self-acceptance, self-belief, self-care, self-confidence, self-determination, self-empowerment, self-reliant, self-responsibility, SoloCraft

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2364
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Are you tired of wandering around Minecraft alone, desperately searching for someone to help you build your dream castle? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never have to worry about being abandoned again! Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a virtual family. Plus, we have a secret underground society of friendly creepers who are always willing to lend a hand (or a paw?) in your building endeavors. So come join us and never feel alone in Minecraft again!

CraftyTrudeau: Oops, India!

Canadian sovereignty, controversy, CraftyTrudeau, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, Dispute, foreign policy, Government, India, India-Canada relations, international law, international politics, justin trudeau, mistake, Oops, political fallout, political statement, Prime Minister of Canada, SOVEREIGNTY, Tension, trudeau, VIOLATION

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3247
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Void Armor Forged:	25	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server, bro? It’s like, the most epic place to be, ya know? Like, imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly Justin Trudeau pops up outta nowhere and starts talking about how India messed up big time by messing with Canada. Like, what even is happening, right?

But wait, there’s more! Join this server and you’ll get to ride on a magical unicorn through a rainbow-filled land of creepers and zombies. And get this, every time you slay a mob, a chorus of singing llamas will serenade you with the Canadian national anthem. It’s like, so random but so awesome at the same time.

Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure chest, you’ll unlock the power to control the weather in the game. Want it to rain diamonds? Done. Want a thunderstorm of TNT? You got it. The possibilities are endless, dude.

So, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft server? It’s the place to be for all the cool kids who love a good laugh and a good adventure. Come join the fun, eh?