Total Assault: Binah Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Minecraft Madness – Come Mine and Craft with Us on ‘/bag/ – Blue Archive General #5067’ Server!

2x Bounty, 2x Commissions, 2x Lessons/Scrimmage, 4koma, Archive, BAG, Bag/Circles/Clubs/Friends, Banners, Blue, blue archive, CONTENT, Craft, Events, general, Get Hyped and March On!, guides, Izuna, Limit Break Assault: The Fury of Set, madness, Manga, Mimori, Minecraft, PVs & Shorts, Resources, Server, Shizuko, Side Content, Total Assault: Binah, Total Assault: Perorodzilla, Trip-Trap-Train, Tsubaki, Umika

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7650
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Animals Bred:	131
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Void Gems Collected:	31	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Crops Grown:	8385	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old stuff? Well, look no further, because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for outrageous adventures and crazy stories that will leave you laughing until you cry!

Imagine a world where the mobs do the dab, where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing up your builds! On our server, anything is possible, from building a giant banana to riding a pig into battle against evil skeletons!

But that’s not all – our server is also hosting a special event where you can march on with your friends and take on the Fury of Set! You’ll need all your wit and skills to come out on top and claim amazing rewards!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the most bonkers Minecraft server in existence! And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen)!

EventQuest: Uncover the LOLs

#revelation, Curiosity, discovery, EventQuest, hidden truths, historical curiosity, historical discovery, historical event, historical investigation, historical knowledge, Historical Mysteries, historical revelation, investigation, knowledge, lols, Mystery, Secrets, Truth, Uncover, Uncovering, Uncovering history, uncovering the past, uncovering the truth

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2258
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Void Gems Collected:	31
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Are you tired of boring old history books? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can actually travel back in time and witness historical events unfold right before your eyes! Want to know what really happened during the Battle of Thermopylae? Join our server and watch as King Leonidas and his 300 Spartans take on the Persian army in epic fashion! Or maybe you’re curious about the true story behind the sinking of the Titanic? Dive into our virtual world and see if you can save Jack and Rose from their icy fate! With endless possibilities and outrageous adventures, this server is the ultimate time-traveling experience for history buffs and Minecraft enthusiasts alike. Join now and rewrite history in the most hilarious and unexpected ways!

CraftyElectionInfluence

CraftyElectionInfluence, cyber threats, cybersecurity, Disinformation, election integrity, election interference, election interference prevention, election meddling, election security, foreign interference, foreign meddling, HACKING, influence, information warfare, iran, microsoft, Misinformation, political influence, Propaganda, social media manipulation, US Election

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2097
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

so like, this server is like, totally lit fam. you gotta join cuz we got like, pigs that can fly and cows that can do the macarena. also, our diamonds are made of pure unicorn poop so you know they’re extra magical.

we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game, like enchanted golden apples and dragon eggs. but shh, it’s a secret so don’t tell anyone.

oh, and did i mention that our creepers are actually friendly and give out hugs instead of exploding? yeah, it’s pretty wild.

so come join our server and experience the craziest, most epic adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. trust me, you won’t regret it.

SerotoninCraft: Not Just for Happiness

brain chemistry, Happiness, happy chemical, mental health, Mental well-being, mood regulation, neurotransmitter, new research, not-so-bad chemical, serotonin, serotonin benefits, serotonin deficiency, serotonin facts, serotonin function, serotonin imbalance, serotonin levels, serotonin myths, serotonin production, serotonin receptors, serotonin release, SerotoninCraft

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1800
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Votes:	5250	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Towns Built:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

lol u ever feelin like u need a boost of that “not-so-bad chemical”? well, do we have the minecraft server for u! come join us for a wild ride of serotonin-inducing fun and chaos.

we got pigs flyin, creepers dancin, and villagers doin the macarena. u won’t find a more wacko server anywhere else, we promise.

plus, our research shows that playin on our server can actually increase ur serotonin levels by 1000%. that’s right, u’ll be feelin so good u won’t even remember what sadness feels like.

so come on over and join the fun! who needs happiness when u can have the “not-so-bad chemical” instead?

Zulu Network

Adventure, BUILD, Community, Cross-Play, Custom Crates, Economy, Epic, Exploration, Friendly, Jobs, Loot, minecraft server, Perks, Play, Ranks, Skyblock, Survival, Thrive, Ultimate, Vote Keys, Voting, Zulu Network

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9001
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	6555
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

## :island: Survival Mode Available Now! – Vast, unexplored lands waiting for you – Build, mine, and thrive in our friendly community

## :european_castle: Skyblock Coming Soon! – Get ready for epic sky adventures

## :sparkles: Server Features: – :military_medal: Ranks: Buy ranks to get extra perks – :ballot_box: Voting: Get stuff like vote keys – :briefcase: Jobs: Earn as you play – :package: Custom Crates: Discover unique loot

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TroikaCraft Minecraft Server

Arcanum, classic games, cult classics, game design, game developers, game development, game industry, game studio history, Gaming Community, Gaming discussion, gaming nostalgia, greatest games studio, Minecraft, PC Gaming, role playing games, RPG, Server, Temple of Elemental Evil, troika, Troika general, TroikaCraft, Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines, video games

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7425
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Votes:	818
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we worship the holy trinity of Troika games! Join us as we embark on epic quests through pixelated versions of Vampire the Masquerade: Bloodlines, Temple of Elemental Evil, and Arcanum.

Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player built a shrine to Tim Cain out of diamond blocks, and suddenly their pickaxe started shooting lightning bolts. True story.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot, guarded by NPCs who speak only in Troika game quotes. And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a pet chihuahua wearing a top hat.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and become part of the Troika general madness. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the hidden easter egg that turns your character into a dancing werewolf. The possibilities are endless!

SMP4ChanCraft – Is 4chan famous in your Minecraft SMP?

4chan, anonymous posting, FAMOUS, image sharing, imageboards, internet anonymity, internet behavior, internet communities, internet culture, internet history, internet influence, internet memes, internet notoriety, internet reputation, internet subculture, internet trolling, Meme culture, message boards, Minecraft, online communities, online forums, smp, SMP4ChanCraft

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4994
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Potions Brewed:	83
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Animals Bred:	56	New Chunks Explored:	472282
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like 4chan on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy antics, epic battles, and memes galore. Who needs real life drama when you can join our server and experience the chaos firsthand? So what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you can survive the madness of our Minecraft SMP!

CreeperLoveGoneWrong

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, CreeperLoveGoneWrong, emotions, family drama, Gaslighting, Infidelity, judgment, loyalty, Manipulation, misunderstanding, open relationship, personal beliefs, privacy, relationships, self defense, sister-in-law, Support, Trust

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1734
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Emeralds Found:	458
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Void Gems Collected:	28	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Meteorites Collected:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	405	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where you’ll find more twists and turns than a rollercoaster!

Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of uncovering secrets, like Maya did when she discovered Marcus’s alleged affair. But don’t worry, our server is all about open relationships and communication – just like OP and Marcus!

With our server, you’ll never have a dull moment. From family feuds to shocking revelations, you’ll be on the edge of your blocky seat at all times. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a supportive “friend” like Maya to help you navigate the ups and downs of Minecraft life.

So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride that’s crazier than Maya showing up with bags to pack your virtual belongings!

PhonelessSMP: WhatNowRedditors?

adaptation, alternative devices, Communication, connectivity, dependence, digital age, disappeared, emergency, hypothetical question, hypothetical scenario, innovation, internet, Lifestyle, PhonelessSMP, redditors, smart phones, social media, society, Survival, Technology, WhatNowRedditors

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8059
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Ores Mined:	6959
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Crops Grown:	3475	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41

Hey gamers, imagine a world where all smartphones mysteriously vanish into thin air. Sounds like a nightmare, right? But fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you won’t even miss your precious phone! Why? Because our server is so addictively fun and chaotic that you’ll forget all about those pesky devices.

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, intense parkour challenges that will make you question your sanity, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Who needs Instagram when you can build a pixelated castle with your bare hands and defend it against a horde of zombie villagers?

So say goodbye to your smartphone and hello to a world of blocky adventures and endless laughter. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those creepers… they’re sneaky little buggers.

BoomerCraft: Bullshit Edition

BoomerCraft, bullshit, Deception, dishonesty, Edition, Elderly, fake news, falsehood, fraud, hoaxes, internet, Lies, Manipulation, misconceptions, Misinformation, Myths, older people, pure bullshit, reddit, Scams, social media, Truth

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5139
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with kids who can’t even spell “diamond”? Well, look no further because our server is exclusively for the wise and experienced older players of Reddit! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, insane builds, and non-stop laughter.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground society of elderly players who have been playing Minecraft since the dawn of time. Legend has it that they hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds and rare items. Plus, our server is guarded by a team of highly trained llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Dank Memes Dungeon” where players must navigate through a maze of hilarious memes in order to claim the ultimate prize – a diamond-encrusted potato. Trust us, it’s worth it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become part of the most legendary group of older players in the Minecraft universe. Remember, age is just a number – but diamonds are forever!

KurskCraft: Russian Soldiers Beware!

aggression, Battles, BEWARE, captured, Claims, Conflict, Crisis, detained, eastern europe, International, Invasion, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, Military, prisoners, Russia-Ukraine relations, Russian, Russian soldiers, SECURITY, soldiers, state project, Troops, Ukraine, War

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6017
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Ores Mined:	6465	Void Armor Forged:	17
Chimeras Created:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Falling into the Void:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Endless Night Skies:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you heard about this epic Minecraft server where Russian soldiers got captured in Kursk Oblast battles? Yeah, you heard me right! Join our server and you might just stumble upon some real-life military drama while mining for diamonds. Who needs boring old quests when you can witness international conflicts unfold right before your eyes? So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some wild adventures on our server. Trust me, it’s gonna be a blast!