Total Assault Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Azure Kingdom 1.20.3

1.20.3, 4koma, AZURE, Banners, Binah, blue archive, Commissions, Events, Experience, fubuki, general, guides, HARD, kanna, Kingdom, Kirino, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Noa, Normals, patch notes, PVs, Resources, Say-Bing!, Scrimmages, Secret Midnight Party, shorts, Side Content, The Fury of Set, Total Assault, Yuuka

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5531
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Towns Built:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Yo, bros and broettes! Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your grandma’s knitting circle on a Friday night? Well, look no further, because our server is the bee’s knees, the cat’s pajamas, and the llama’s drama all rolled into one!

Join us for a crazy adventure where you can build your dream world, battle epic mobs, and maybe even find a secret midnight party with an oni holding a bell – who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got limit break assaults, hovercraft races, and double the lessons, commissions, normals, hards, and experience points – it’s like winning the lottery, but with creepers instead of cash!

And if that’s not enough to tickle your pickle, how about some swimsuit babes like Kanna, Fubuki, and Kirino waiting for you in our banners? They’ll make you say “Bing!” and never look back!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of fun, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of sanity – but who needs that anyway? Let’s get blocky, baby!

Crafty Bagel Minecraft Server

4koma, alabaster calling card, Aris, Bagel, Banners, Blue Archive General, Crafty, Defense, Essence of Beauty, Events, guides, Hieronymus, Joint Firing Drill, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mansion Masquerade, midori, Minecraft, momoi, PVs, Resources, Server, shorts, Side Content, Special Armor, The Fury of Set, Toki, Total Assault, yuzu

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2554
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	6	Farms Harvested:	965
Crops Grown:	1961	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Falling into the Void:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be!

Join us for insane events like “Basking in the Brilliance of Their Serenade” where you can serenade your enemies with your epic Minecraft skills. Or how about “Alabaster Calling Card: Mansion Masquerade and the Essence of Beauty” where you can show off your Minecraft fashion sense in a glamorous masquerade ball!

But wait, there’s more! Take on challenges like “Total Assault: Hieronymus (Urban – Insane & Torment w/Red Dmg)” where you’ll face off against the most diabolical foes in the city streets. Or try your hand at “Joint Firing Drill (Defense)” where you’ll defend your Minecraft kingdom from invaders!

Don’t miss out on our limited-time banners featuring characters like Satsuki in a dress and Momoi as a maid. Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and unleash your inner Minecraft madness!

Crafty Bag Minecraft Server

4koma, alabaster calling card, Aris, BAG, Banners, blue archive, Bounties, Circles, clubs, Commissions, Crafty, Events, Friends, goz, guides, Hieronymus, indoors, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mansion Masquerade, midori, Minecraft, momoi, PVs, Red Dmg, Resources, Scrimmages, Server, shorts, Side Content, Special Armor, The Fury of Set, Toki, Torment, Total Assault, yuzu

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4269
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	55	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for insane adventures and outrageous stories that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing creepers appear and challenge you to a dance-off! Or how about riding on the back of a flying pig as you battle against a horde of evil chickens? Only on our server will you experience such wacky and wild events!

But that’s not all, we have exclusive events like the “Basking in the Brilliance of Their Serenade” where you can show off your musical skills to win epic rewards. And don’t miss out on the “Alabaster Calling Card: Mansion Masquerade and the Essence of Beauty” event where you can dress up in fancy outfits and attend a glamorous party with your friends!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin! Trust us, you won’t find a Minecraft server like ours anywhere else.

Crafty Bag Minecraft Server

4koma, alabaster calling card, Aris, BAG, blue archive, Bounties, Circles, clubs, Commissions, Crafty, Essence of Beauty, Events, Friends, goz, guides, Hards, Hieronymus, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mansion Masquerade, midori, Minecraft, momoi, Normals, PVs, Resources, Scrimmages, Server, shorts, Side Content, Special Armor, The Fury of Set, Toki, Total Assault, yuzu

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4750
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7289	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server for the chance to battle Hieronymus in an urban setting with insane and tormenting red damage! It’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before, trust us.

But wait, there’s more! How about facing the fury of Set in a field with light armor? It’s a challenge like no other, and only the bravest players will survive.

And if that’s not enough, we have 2x bounties, hards, lessons, scrimmages, normals, and commissions happening at different times! It’s a whirlwind of action and adventure that you won’t find anywhere else.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life. Just be ready for the unexpected, because anything can happen in our crazy world!

/Blue/ /Archive/ /General/ /Minecraft SMP/ /#6853/

4koma, alabaster calling card, Archive, Aris, Blue, blue archive, Bounties, Commissions, Events, general, goz, guides, Hards, Hieronymus, indoors, INSANE, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mansion Masquerade, midori, Minecraft, momoi, Normals, PVs, Red Dmg, Resources, Scrimmages, shorts, Side Content, smp, Special Armor, The Fury of Set, Toki, Torment, Total Assault, yuzu

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	937
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness you can handle!

Join us for insane events like “Basking in the Brilliance of Their Serenade” where you can battle Hieronymus in an Urban setting with insane and tormenting red damage. And don’t forget about “Alabaster Calling Card: Mansion Masquerade and the Essence of Beauty” where you can show off your best maid or bunny outfit while taking on Goz indoors with red damage that will leave you questioning your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! We have 2x bounties, hards, lessons, scrimmages, normals, and commissions happening all the time because why not? It’s chaos and we love it!

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your sanity). Who needs boring old servers when you can have this level of insanity?

Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General

4koma, alabaster calling card, Archive, Aris, BAG, Banners, Blue, blue archive, Bounties, Commissions, Events, general, goz, guides, Hards, Hieronymus, indoors, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mansion Masquerade, midori, Minecraft, momoi, Normals, PVs, Resources, Scrimmages, shorts, Side Content, smp, Special Armor, The Fury of Set, Toki, Total Assault, yuzu

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6196
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6264
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Endless Night Skies:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old events and content? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and embark on epic quests like “Basking in the Brilliance of Their Serenade” where you’ll have to serenade a creeper to sleep or face the consequences! And don’t forget about the “Total Assault: Hieronymus” event where you’ll have to face an urban legend with insane torment and red damage – good luck surviving that!

But wait, there’s more! How about taking on “The Fury of Set” in the Limit Break Assault event where you’ll have to wear light armor and battle it out in the field? Or maybe you’d prefer the “Total Assault: Goz” event where you’ll be trapped indoors with insane torment and red damage – sounds like a party, right?

Join now and experience 2x bounties, hards, lessons, scrimmages, normals, and commissions like never before! And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that we have a limited time banner featuring characters like Satsuki, Chiaki, and Ako in a dress – because who doesn’t want to see Ako slay in a fabulous gown while fighting off zombies?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and get ready for the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General

4koma, alabaster calling card, Archive, Aris, BAG, Banners, Blue, blue archive, Bounties, Commissions, Events, general, goz, guides, Hieronymus, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mansion Masquerade, midori, Minecraft, momoi, PVs, Resources, Scrimmages, shorts, Side Content, smp, Special Armor, The Fury of Set, Toki, Total Assault, yuzu

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	291
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	267870
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there! Join us for a chance to battle Hieronymus in an urban setting with insane and tormenting red damage – it’s like a rave party gone wrong! And don’t miss out on the opportunity to face The Fury of Set in a field with light armor – it’s like a fashion show meets a battle royale!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll get to hang out with Satsuki, Chiaki, Ako in a dress, Makoto, and Ibuki – they’re like the Spice Girls of Minecraft, but with more explosions! And let’s not forget about Momoi, Midori, Aris, Toki, and Yuzu – they’re the ultimate maid squad ready to clean up the competition!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride full of crazy events, insane battles, and a whole lot of fun! Trust us, you won’t find a server like ours anywhere else.

Blocky Bagel Minecraft Server

4koma, alabaster calling card, Aris, Bagel, Banners, blocky, blue archive, Bounties, Circles, clubs, Commissions, Essence of Beauty, Events, Friends, goz, guides, Hards, Hieronymus, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mansion Masquerade, midori, Minecraft, momoi, Normals, PVs, Resources, Scrimmages, Server, shorts, Side Content, Special Armor, The Fury of Set, Toki, Total Assault, yuzu

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5110
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	21	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Alien Abductions:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old content? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane events and crazy banners that will make your head spin.

Ever wanted to battle Hieronymus in an urban setting with insane torment and red damage? Or how about taking on the fury of Set in a field with light armor? Our server has it all, including 2x bounties, hards, lessons, scrimmages, normals, and commissions!

But wait, that’s not all! On our global server, you can participate in the Alabaster Calling Card event where you can experience the Mansion Masquerade and the Essence of Beauty. And don’t forget about battling Goz indoors with insane torment and red damage!

So why wait? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even encounter a bunny maid or a dress limited rerun character along the way. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

Blocky Bag Minecraft Server

4koma, alabaster calling card, Aris, BAG, Banners, blocky, blue archive, Bounties, Commissions, Events, goz, guides, Hards, Hieronymus, indoors, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mansion Masquerade, midori, Minecraft, momoi, Normals, PVs, Red Dmg, Resources, Scrimmages, Server, shorts, Side Content, Special Armor, The Fury of Set, Toki, Torment, Total Assault, yuzu

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1665
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Magic Items Found:	7092
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Votes:	7398
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Villages Defended:	18	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most insane place to be!

Join our server for the chance to battle Hieronymus in an Urban setting with Insane difficulty and Torment with Red Damage – it’s like nothing you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before! And don’t forget about the Total Assault against Goz in an Indoors setting with Insane difficulty and Torment with Red Damage – it’s a real nail-biter!

But that’s not all – we have special limited-time events like the Basking in the Brilliance of Their Serenade and the Alabaster Calling Card: Mansion Masquerade and the Essence of Beauty. Get ready to party like never before in Minecraft!

And if you join now, you’ll have the chance to meet Satsuki, Chiaki, Ako in a dress (limited edition!), Makoto, and Ibuki – they’re the coolest characters you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft. Plus, we have Momoi, Midori, Aris, Toki in a bunny outfit (limited edition!), and Yuzu – they’re the maid squad you never knew you needed in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for double the bounties, hards, lessons, scrimmages, normals, and commissions – it’s a Minecraft party you won’t want to miss!

Blocky Bag Minecraft Server

4koma, BAG, Banners, blocky, blue archive, Commissions, Decagrammaton, Dragon & Tortoise, Events, general, guides, Hards, Joint Firing Drill, kaede, Kaho, Kirara, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Minecraft, Normals, PVs, RERUN, Resources, ROADMAP, Serenade Promenade, Server, Set Fury, Shooting, shorts, Side Content, Special Investigation, Total Assault, Tsukuyo

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7075
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until you cry!

Imagine mining for diamonds while riding a llama dressed as a pirate, or battling creepers with nothing but a carrot in hand. Our server is full of surprises and wacky challenges that will keep you on your toes at all times.

But that’s not all! We have exclusive events like the Serenade Promenade where you can dance with skeletons and zombies, or the Special Investigation: The Tree of Sephiroth where you can uncover ancient secrets while fighting off evil mobs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Penniscall Survival

Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6046
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9466
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Penniscall server, is a custom OP survival with custom items and armor, such as: Dragon Armor, Knight Armor, Samurai Armor, Katanas, Etc. You can enjoy a beautiful community if you join it. We are waiting for you!

23.230.3.10:25588

Sunrise to Sunset Minecraft Server

branching storylines, choice matters, cinematic experience, decision-based gameplay, game reviews, Gaming Community, gaming industry, Horror, interactive drama, Interactive Fiction, interactive storytelling, Minecraft, moviegames, narrative driven, PlayStation 4, ps4, psychological horror, Server, sunrise, sunset, survival horror, until dawn, upcoming remake, video games

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8617
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Dragons Tamed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is here to save moviegames! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, mischievous villagers, and a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances on our server, challenging players to epic battles and leaving behind a trail of chaos in his wake. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Notch’s secret stash of enchanted golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most action-packed Minecraft adventure of your life. Who needs a remake when you have us?

””/Minecraft SMP/ LOL I’m a Noob””

51.81.62.131, desuarchive, Edition, engines, GJVpT9n0k7QzsFGSTvWNfG57LFEn2lJV7X6ydBvIen4, habits, haha, ihatemyself, lol, Mega, Minecraft, noob, posscraft, posshouse, smp, Steam, steamcommunity, Tag, tagmap, Thread, tired, Trash

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5907
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Join our server for a wild ride filled with chaos and laughter! We have engines firing and players feeling tired from all the fun. Our last thread was so crazy, you won’t believe what happened!

Join us for the most outrageous edition of Minecraft you’ve ever experienced. Our habits are so wild, they’re stored in a mega link for safekeeping. Check out our tagmap for a glimpse into the madness that awaits you.

Don’t miss out on the steamy fun in our Steam group, where things get heated up in more ways than one. And don’t forget to log on to Posscraft at 51.81.62.131 for a gaming experience like no other.

Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter our server, there’s no turning back!

HangryCraft Minecraft Server

barely ate, desserts, dining out, drinks, expensive meals, Friends, Group Chat, group dinner, HangryCraft, making a big deal, Minecraft, paying for what I had, refusing to split bill, Restaurant, Server, small appetizer, social etiquette, split evenly, Stingy, uneven bill split, UNFAIR, vibe of the night

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1484
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Meteorites Collected:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to split the bill evenly with your friends? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about being called cheap for only paying for what you actually use.

Our server is the perfect place for those who value fairness and individual responsibility. No more dealing with friends who think it’s okay to make you pay for their extravagant meals while you only ordered a small appetizer.

Join us and enjoy a world where you can play without the drama of splitting bills evenly. Who knew Minecraft could teach you valuable life lessons about standing up for yourself and not letting others take advantage of you? Come join the fun and let’s play together!

NoClimbNoCraft

adhd, anger, Commitment, Communication, compromise, Deadlines, Decision making, home renovation, household chores, leisure time, Marriage, Mental load, NoClimbNoCraft, parenting, Priorities, Resentment, responsibilities, self-care, Support, teamwork, Time management

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1460
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Are you tired of dealing with a partner who has more excuses than a creeper has TNT? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama for some blocky fun!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your husband ditching bathroom demo day for a climbing trip with his friends. Instead, you can focus on building the bathroom of your dreams without any distractions.

Plus, our virtual tile guy always shows up on time and gets the job done without any delays. No need to stress about deadlines or unfinished projects when you’re in our pixelated paradise.

So come join us and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs a husband when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? 🚽💥

HighSchoolConfess Minecraft SMP

awkward moments, cringe-worthy memories, embarrassing confession, embarrassing moments, embarrassing secrets, funny stories, high school, high school memories, HighSchoolConfess, Minecraft, school memories, smp, teenage confessions, teenage mistakes, teenage years, youthful indiscretions

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6135
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Animals Bred:	35
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of being judged for your high school confessions? Join our Minecraft SMP where we embrace all your embarrassing stories and turn them into epic quests! Imagine battling a horde of zombies while confessing your crush to your crush…only to have them turn into a zombie too! Join us for a wild ride of laughter, tears, and creeper explosions. Who knows, maybe your high school crush will finally notice you in our pixelated world!

MasturbateCraft

awkward situations, forbidden acts., hidden spots, intimate moments, MasturbateCraft, Masturbation, Personal experiences, private moments, secret activities, self gratification, self love, self pleasure, sexual exploration, solo activities, solo pleasure, taboo topics, unconventional locations, unexpected places, unique experiences, unusual experiences, weird places

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6767
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Alien Abductions:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	377	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your wildest fantasies!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire while battling zombie hordes in a post-apocalyptic wasteland. And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground club where players can test their survival skills in a battle royale style competition.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Masturbation Mountain, where players can climb to the peak and proudly proclaim where the weirdest place they’ve masturbated is. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

HamasCraft: No Pointing to Jews!

abduction, bedouin, Bravery, Captivity, Conflict, Farhan al-Qadi, Hamas, HamasCraft, Hostage, hostage situation, international relations, interrogation, Israeli, Jews, MIDDLE EAST, News, pointing, Political, refusal, rescue operation, rescued, Terrorism

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7635
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

so like, u know how u always wanted to play minecraft but like, u were too busy being kidnapped by hamas and stuff? well, now u can finally play on our server and escape from all that drama. like, this one time, this guy farhan al-qadi got taken by hamas cuz he wouldn’t tell them where the jews were. but now he’s safe and playing on our server, building epic structures and trolling creepers like a boss. join us and be part of the craziest adventure ever, where even hamas can’t stop u from having fun!

ProstateCraft: Low vs High Testosterone

Androgen Receptor, Cancer Biology, cancer cells, cancer growth, cancer research, cancer treatment, Endocrine System, HIGH, hormone imbalance, Hormone Imbalance Effects, hormone levels, hormone regulation, hormone therapy, hormones, oncology, prostate cancer, prostate health, ProstateCraft, TESTOSTERONE, testosterone levels, testosterone therapy, tumor growth

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2002
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Dimension Hops:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7270	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

so, like, on this sick minecraft server, we got all these players with different levels of testosterone, right? and, like, depending on if their testosterone is low or high, it affects how their prostate cancer grows in the game. it’s like a crazy science experiment but in minecraft, bro.

if you wanna see if your testosterone levels can help you conquer the prostate cancer in the game, then you gotta join this server, man. it’s like a rollercoaster of emotions and testosterone-fueled battles. plus, there’s a secret level where you can fight a giant prostate cancer boss with your testosterone powers.

so, like, come join us on this wild ride of testosterone and prostate cancer in minecraft. it’s gonna be a blast, dude.

What is the IP for Vailskibum Minecraft Server?

cartoon, jack black, Minecraft, minecraft game, minecraft movie, Server, steve, steve minecraft, the minecraft movie, vailskibum, Warner Bros, warner bros minecraft

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3527
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ores Mined:	1448
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	8

Vailskibum is a popular YouTuber known for his animated content and commentary on various cartoons and animated series. With a dedicated following of fans, he has garnered a reputation for his insightful analysis and humorous takes on the world of animation. His videos cover a wide range of topics, from reviews and theories to discussions on animation history and industry news. Vailskibum’s passion for animation and engaging personality have made him a beloved figure in the online animation community.