tosser – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

MineCraftyDebtCollectors Server

Agenda, CAR, Cash, Conversation, Driving, entitled, Envelope, expensive, family, instructor, insurance, lessons, MineCraftyDebtCollectors, MONEY, Need, parents, perspective, pissed, screaming, Server, SOLD

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of unexpected gifts like cars that you can’t even drive! Join us for a wild ride filled with virtual adventures and no surprise car insurance bills.

On our server, you’ll never have to worry about your parents selling your virtual car without warning. In fact, we encourage you to drive as many pixelated vehicles as you want, without the pressure to actually learn how to drive in real life.

Imagine a world where you can take your anger out by building a virtual replica of the car your dad sold, only to drive it off a cliff and watch it explode in a glorious display of blocky fireworks. The possibilities are endless on our server!

So come join us and let out all your frustrations in a safe and hilarious environment. Who needs a real car when you can have a Minecraft car that never runs out of gas or gets sold behind your back? Let’s block and roll, baby!

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WinterWindowWoes

closed window, Communication, Court, Damage, dead of winter, front door, Heat, LANDLORD, MAYHEM, misunderstanding, pet cat, power saving, RETALIATION, roommate, Screen, stray cat, street cat, trashed stuff, Winter, WinterWindowWoes

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life roommates? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy cats, closed windows, and heated arguments.

Experience the thrill of accidentally trapping your roommate’s secret pet cat in their room, only to have it wreak havoc and leave a mess everywhere. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

Join now and immerse yourself in a world where closing windows in the dead of winter can lead to epic battles and outrageous accusations. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right in your Minecraft world? Don’t miss out on the chaos – join our server today!

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CreeperCraze Minecraft SMP

Alarming, blood-curdling, bone-chilling, chilling, CreeperCraze, creepy, Daunting, Disturbing, eerie, fear, Frightening, goosebumps, hair-raising, Horror, Minecraft, petrifying, Scary, smp, spine-chilling, spine-tingling., Terrifying, unnerving, unsettling

Bro, lemme tell ya, the scariest sentence I ever heard was when I joined this Minecraft SMP and the admin was like “If you don’t join, a creeper will explode in your face in real life!” I was like whaaat?! So I joined immediately because I ain’t messin’ with no real life creepers, man. And let me tell you, this server is lit af. We got diamond armor giveaways every hour, and the mobs drop enchanted golden apples like it’s nobody’s business. Plus, the admin is a literal wizard who can summon dragons to fight for us. It’s wild, man. So if you wanna avoid real life creepers and have a blast, you gotta join this server ASAP, bro. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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HustleCraft

creative outlet, entrepreneurial venture, extra income, financial independence, flexible schedule, freelance work, gig economy, HustleCraft, independent contractor, money-making hobby, multiple streams of income, online platform, part time job, passion project, pursuing dreams, second job, self-employment, side business, side gig, side hustle, work from home

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server is the perfect place to show off your side hustle skills.

Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft entrepreneur. Sell virtual lemonade on the streets of our bustling virtual city, or start your own virtual pet grooming business. The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of mischievous players who roam the land causing chaos and mayhem. Will you join forces with them or try to take them down? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your side hustle shine! Who knows, you might just become the richest player in all of Minecraft – or get caught up in a wild adventure you’ll never forget.

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Zelenskyy’s No Peace Deal Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, current events, Deal, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, foreign policy, global diplomacy, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, negotiations, negotiations breakdown, Peace, peace deal, political tensions, refusal, rejection, Saudi, Server, Ukraine, War, world news, zelenskyy, Zelenskyys

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine and saudi arabia are fighting it out in a battle for dominance! zelenskyy is leading the charge with his army of blocky soldiers, refusing to accept any peace deals from the saudis!

build your own fortress and defend against the saudi invaders, or join forces with zelenskyy and help him conquer the land! with epic battles and crazy alliances, this server is not for the faint of heart!

plus, we have the rarest diamonds and emeralds you’ve ever seen, just waiting to be mined! so what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the most intense minecraft war the world has ever seen!

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DeltaCrashCraft

air travel, airport incident, aviation accident, aviation emergency., aviation safety, Delta Airlines, DeltaCrashCraft, emergency landing, emergency response, first responders, Flight disaster, injured, medical emergency, multiple people, Paramedics, passenger injuries, plane crash, Toronto News, Toronto Pearson, Toronto Pearson International Airport, transportation incident

lmao u know what’s safer than flying on a plane? joining our epic minecraft server! trust me, we’ve had ZERO plane crashes in our world! plus, we have so many cool features like flying pigs and talking chickens. one time, a player built a rollercoaster that actually worked and everyone rode it for hours until they threw up pixellated vomit everywhere. join us now and avoid the chaos of real life disasters, like that one time a llama stole my sandwich at the park. true story.

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Only vanilla survival server minecraft

Active players, beginner friendly, chill vibes, Community, Minecraft, multiplayer, No mods, no plugins, ONLY VANILLA, Server, Survival, survival server, Vanilla Experience, Vanilla Gameplay, vanilla minecraft, vanilla server, Vanilla Survival, vanilla world

The description of the server server “only vanilla survival” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

foyv.vanillaboxmc.ru

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The Pen

auction house, BATTLING, Bounties, commissary, Community, Contraband, Farming, Gangs, Grinding, Instasell, leather armor, Mining, Ores, Parkour, pen, prison cell, PvP, Rewards, Roleplay, Shop, smelting, solitary confinement

Minecraft Server Overview

Discord	https://discord.gg/E9fWAddnuk
Server IP	play.thepen-mc.net

So What’s the Deal?

Classic. Nostalgic. Barebones. Prison.

Do you remember the old days of Prison Servers? Before OP Prison Servers? Back in 2014? Those were the days. Where not everyone had Diamond and Netherite armor and you actually had to grind? Where you had to PVP to survive? If you remember those days and you enjoyed the grind and community aspect of a Classic Prison Server, then you’re in the right place.

What makes this server different?

Become a Parolee and leave the prison – Build a farm to earn more money
Prestiges – Prestige to earn special rewards after you’ve hit top rank
Guards who will assist/protect new players and enforce contraband
Quests can be completed for extra cash or special items
Gangs – Join a gang and fight with rival gangs to be top dog in the prison
Swords and Potions are all illegal, and Guards will PVP you if they see you with them
The grind – You have to smelt your ores, and walk through PVP zones to sell them in the Commissary, no more instasell
Rent a prison cell, or a prison plot, to store your things, build, or create your own shop to sell to others
You start with basic tools and leather armor, you have to work for better gear
Solitary Confinement – you can get sent here by a Guard for disobeying them
Bounties – have an enemy? Just put a bounty on their head. Check the bounty poster board to see what bounties you can claim

What are the Ranks?

Ranks	Amount
A – Default Prisoner	$0
B – $25,000
C – $80,000
D – $250,000
E – $800,000
Parolee – $1,500,000
Citizen – $2,000,000
Guard	Ensures safety of Prisoners, enforces rules, and takes Contraband
SrGuard	Well seasoned Guard with Moderator Privileges
Warden	Administrator Position
SrWarden	Senior Administrator Position

What’s a Guard?

Guards were once commonplace on Prison Servers. They bring a Roleplay aspect to the server and help maintain order in the prison. Guards will protect new players and will enforce the prison rules such as no PVP, swords, potions, or bows. Breaking these rules in front of a Guard will result in them attempting to kill you or sending you to Solitary Confinement.

We are looking for Guards to fill the position! Join the server and Discord to apply!

It’s time to bring back the era of Classic Prisons!

New Religion Minecraft 1.21

belief system, cultural shift, FAITH, faith community, Future, Lifetime, Minecraft, modern religion, new religion, philosophy, Prophecy, Religion, religious evolution, religious innovation, religious movement, religious revolution, religious transformation, societal change, spiritual awakening, spiritual practice, spirituality

Yo, bro, listen up! This Minecraft server is like the holy land of gaming, I swear.

We got creepers that drop diamonds instead of blowing up your house, like what even is that madness?

And the villagers? They straight up trade you enchanted gear for free, like they’re just handing out OP weapons like candy on Halloween.

Oh, and don’t even get me started on the Ender Dragon. Instead of fighting you, it just wants to be your BFF and go on adventures with you.

Join this server and you might just witness the birth of a new religion, I’m telling you, it’s gonna be lit AF.

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ShowerPrankWars

bathroom, brother, Conflict, Etiquette, family, fancy products, greedy, Hiding, Household, living situation, luxury, nephew, personal care, pocket money, relationships, selfish, sharing, shower products, ShowerPrankWars, sister-in-law, TEENAGE

Are you tired of sharing your fancy shower products with your family members? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can hoard all the virtual shower products you want without anyone complaining! Build a virtual bathroom oasis filled with luxurious products like diamond-infused shampoo and golden soap bars. No need to share with anyone, because in this world, you’re the king or queen of the shower! Join now and say goodbye to greedy family members trying to steal your precious shower goodies!

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