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CookCraftCo

Communication, compatibility, compromise, CookCraftCo, Cooking, culinary preferences, culinary skills, cultural dishes, domestic conflicts, family dinner, Flavors, Food, food preferences, love language, Marriage, meal preparation, picky eater, relationship issues, spices, Thanksgiving, Understanding

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4257
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	130
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Farms Harvested:	669	Runes Activated:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Secret Passages Found:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of food compatibility in relationships! Are you tired of spending hours crafting the perfect meal in-game, only for your partner to turn up their nose at it like it’s a creeper about to explode? Look no further, because on our server, we celebrate all flavors and spices!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of cooking up a storm in Minecraft, only to have your virtual spouse appreciate every bite like it’s the last pork chop in the world. Our community is filled with foodies who understand that in-game cooking is a love language, and we don’t settle for anything less than a full belly and a happy heart.

Don’t be stuck in a virtual kitchen with someone who thinks a spoonful of broth is the plague – join our server and find your culinary soulmate! Who knows, you might even meet someone who appreciates your pixelated creations more than your real-life partner ever could. So come on, grab your diamond sword and your golden carrots, and let’s cook up some fun together!

RegretfulCraft: No Prostitute Villagers Allowed

advice, Allowed, Choices, decision, emotions, Experience, Intimacy, judgment, life lessons, Men, Personal, perspective, Prostitute, Reflection, regret, RegretfulCraft, relationships, Self Discovery, sex, societal norms, stigma, villagers, VIRGINITY

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4394
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Villages Defended:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from reality!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can battle dragons with nothing but a carrot, ride pigs into battle, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off!

Our server is so epic, even men who lost their virginity to a prostitute have found solace and redemption here. That’s right, our server is so magical, it can even heal the wounds of a broken heart!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

MissileDefenseCraft

Advanced technology, anti-missile system, Conflict, cooperation, Defense, Deploy, foreign policy, global security, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military deployment, missile defense, MissileDefenseCraft, regional stability, SECURITY, strategic partnership, Tensions, Troops, US

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3636
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

lol so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so epic, it’s like having 100 troops deploy to operate anti-missile systems in israel? well, u r in luck cuz our server is just as intense and action-packed as that! join us for crazy battles and heightened tensions that will have u on the edge of ur blocky seat. come on, what r u waiting for? join now and be part of the most epic minecraft server ever!

Nail Clipping Simulator

auditory, biology, clipping, Curiosity, Fingernails, Growing, hair, human body, Hypothesis, microscopic, nail, noise, Perception, Phenomenon, Science, Senses, SIMULATOR, Slow, Small, Sound, speculation, theory

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4153
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Astral Projections Made:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! If you wanna join dis lit Minecraft server, lemme tell ya why you gotta hop on dis train ASAP! So like, did you know that on dis server, your fingernails and hair make a noise when they grow?! It’s like, so tiny and slow that you can’t even hear it, but it’s happenin’ man! And like, that’s just the tip of the iceberg, bruh.

On dis server, we got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs, and cows that can do the moonwalk like MJ! We even got a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie all night long. And if that ain’t enough to make you wanna join, then get this – we got a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and gold blocks just waiting for you to find it!

So what are you waitin’ for, homie? Come join us on dis wild and wacky Minecraft server where anything is possible and the fun never stops! Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro!

Exploding Creepers SMP 1.21: Explosive Fun for All! Join now for a blast with friends and new adventures!

{Java IP}, Adventure, Adventures, Bedrock Port, blast, Crates, CREEPERS, Discord to Minecraft Chatting, Economy, Exploding, explosive, Friends, Fun, Geyser, Help Menu, Homes, Join, Land claiming, live maps, Pinata, Player Warps, player-owned economy, RPG, Rtp, smp, Survival, Tpa, Viaversion, Voting Crate Key

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7334
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7897
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Charged Creeper Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Lite RPG Experience
Excellent QoL	Player Warps, Homes, RTP, TPA, Heads, Land Claiming, Crates, Live Maps
Voting System
Player Owned Economy	Sell items at your own price
Cross-Platform Play	Play with friends on different MC versions via ViaVersion and Geyser
Informative Discord	Discord-to-Minecraft chatting
Custom Help Menu	Available 24/7 for assistance

Website: chargedcreeper.com Discord Channel: discord.com/invite/CUFC7VNr5u Java IP: mc.chargedcreeper.com Bedrock Port: 25566

Charged Creeper Minecraft Server FAQ

Q: Is the server whitelisted?

A: No, the server is not whitelisted. Feel free to join anytime!

Q: Can I play with friends on different platforms?

A: Yes, you can play with friends on different Minecraft versions using ViaVersion and Geyser.

Q: What rewards do I get from the voting system?

A: You will receive a Voting Crate Key and a pinata for additional rewards.

Q: Is there a player-owned economy on the server?

A: Yes, you can sell items at your chosen price in the player-owned economy.

Cute but Weak Minecraft Server

Admiration, Anime, battle, Character, comparison, cute, defeated, envy, FANTASY, Fiction, fictional, gilgamesh, Insecurity, legend, Minecraft, Mythological, Powerful, Server, shame, strength, warrior, Weak, WEAKER

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8659
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Zombie Dances:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can show off your strength and power? Look no further than our server, where even Gilgamesh himself would be impressed by your skills! Our server is filled with cute players who may seem weak at first, but don’t be fooled – they’re just waiting to unleash their inner warriors and dominate the game. Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. Who needs Gilgamesh when you’ve got us?

SMP Minecraft Daily Kouiu no ga Ii Chapter 2 Sometimes Goodbyes and Drinks are Unavoidable

272021766, chapter, chapter 1, chapter 2, comfy love, Daily, Daily Kouiu no ga Ii, drinks, Friends, game online, good time, GOODBYES, Kouiu, lots of sex, love hotel, Manga, Minecraft, murata, no label, past relationships, relationship, smp, Sometimes Goodbyes and Drinks are Unavoidable, Tomoka, Unavoidable

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7508
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5417	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Dimension Hops:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we do what we want, when we want, with whoever we want! It’s like a love hotel for gamers, where you can build relationships and have a good time together without any labels holding you back.

Join us for some comfy love and lots of blocky adventures. Who needs past relationships when you can join us and find your new Minecraft soulmate? Maybe you’ll meet your in-game love interest while building a giant pixel art heart together.

Murata and Tomoka found each other through a game online, just like you could find your new best friend or maybe something more on our server. So come join us and let’s create some epic love stories in the world of Minecraft! Chapter 1 of your new adventure starts now.

CologneCraft Minecraft Server

10. laptop, 11. money, 12. grateful, 13. gifts, 14. ungrateful, 15. parents, 16. celebration, 17. expensive, 18. need, 19. annoyed, 2. upset, 20. Misunderstanding, 3. family, 4. dad, 5. cologne, 6. birthday, 7. college, 8. struggling, 9. financially, aita, CologneCraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3972
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Are you tired of receiving expensive cologne for your birthday instead of the things you actually need? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world where cologne costs more than your laptop! Our server is filled with diamond blocks just waiting for you to mine them and sell for a profit. Who needs cologne when you can smell like success with all the riches you’ll find on our server?

Forget about family drama and join us for a wild adventure where the only thing you’ll be ungrateful for is not joining sooner. Build your dream mansion out of emerald blocks, ride a pig into battle against creepers, and show your mom just how grateful you can be when you’re living your best Minecraft life. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to turn virtual riches into real-life happiness on our server. Join now and start your journey to becoming the wealthiest player in the Minecraft universe!

BlockBeastCraft

aita, allegations, BlockBeastCraft, Blocking, Charity, controversy, faking charity work, Garbage, illegal gambling, influence, Japan, kids’ food, ksi, logan paul, Lunchly, mrbeast, reputation, Son, Strict, wrong

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4345
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Farms Harvested:	358	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Are you tired of dealing with the drama of questionable influencers like MrBeast and Logan Paul? Looking for a safe haven where your kids can play without being influenced by shady characters? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and zero drama. Our server is a MrBeast and Logan Paul-free zone, so you can rest easy knowing your kids are in good hands. Plus, we have a strict no-tantrum policy – because who has time for that?

So come on over and join the fun! Build, explore, and make new friends in a world free from questionable influences. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And hey, who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon some hidden treasure or uncover a secret dungeon. The possibilities are endless on our server!

ColdWarCraft SMP

arms race, Berlin Wall, capitalism, cold war, Cold War legacy, ColdWarCraft, communism, cuban missile crisis, Eastern bloc, geopolitical tensions, global security, global superpowers, international relations, korean war, military alliances, nuclear proliferation, proxy wars, smp, soviet union, united states, vietnam war, Western Bloc

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	2946
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky shenanigans, and explosive fun!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Back in the days of the Cold War, a group of top-secret scientists created a Minecraft server so epic, it could bring world peace. But things went awry when a rogue creeper got loose and blew up their lab, scattering the server IP across the internet. Now, only the bravest and most daring players can find it and unlock its true potential.

Join us on this wild journey as we battle evil mobs, build epic bases, and uncover the mysteries of the Cold War. Who knows what secrets lie within this server? The only way to find out is to join us and see for yourself. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!