Toss – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

Ceiling Ball Toss Masters
athletic achievement, Ball, ball tossing, Ceiling, ceiling challenge, ceiling height, ceiling proximity, close call, competitive spirit, impossible feat, impressive throw, incredible toss, Masters, obscure accomplishment, physical skill, random challenge, RECORD SETTING, remarkable achievement, Toss, unattainable goal, unique talent, unknowing winner, unknown champion, World record
So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some blocks and building some epic stuff, when suddenly you hear about this server where people are tossing balls at the ceiling without even touching it! Like, what even is that madness?
Join our server for the most INSANE ball-tossing action you’ve ever seen! We’ve got people breaking records left and right, trying to get as close to the ceiling as possible without actually touching it. It’s like a game of chicken, but with balls and ceilings. Trust me, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that the person who set the record has no idea they even did it. Like, imagine being that clueless about your own epic achievement. It’s like a mystery waiting to be solved, and you could be the next unsuspecting record-breaker!
So come on, join our server and experience the thrill of ball-tossing like never before. Who knows, you might just become a legend without even realizing it. Just watch out for those pesky ceilings, they’re sneaky little buggers.

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Basket Toss Mania
Accuracy, athletes, Basket, baskets, challenge, Competition, Creative, Entertainment, Event, Fun, Game, Mania, Plastic, Practice, skill, Sport, Stack, supermarket, Target, Throwing, Toss, Training, Unique
join our epic minecraft server where you can throw plastic supermarket baskets and try to land them on the stack like a pro! who needs swords and pickaxes when you can master the art of basket throwing? become the ultimate basket champion and show off your skills to all your friends. plus, rumor has it that if you land 100 baskets in a row, a secret portal to a land of unlimited diamonds will open up. don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to become a basket throwing legend!

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CabCraft: Clothes Toss
Apology, attitude, awkward silence, CAB, CabCraft, clothes, cough, double date, FaceTime, Fever, Friends, hang out, headache, husband, infectious, phone call, sick, Toss, Virus, virus risk, wrong
Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape all the drama and craziness of real life, just like this wild story! Join us for some epic adventures and build your own virtual world where you can be the master of your own destiny.
Looking for a place to hang out with friends and have a blast? Look no further! Our server is the perfect spot for double or triple dates with your in-game buddies. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual fun with your pals?
Feeling under the weather? No problem! Our server is the perfect place to chill and relax, even if you have a virtual virus causing you to have a Minecraft flu. Plus, there’s no need to worry about infecting anyone else in the game – unless you want to start a virtual epidemic, that is!
Join us now and experience the ultimate gaming escape where you can leave all the real-life craziness behind. Who needs awkward FaceTime calls and cab rides when you can have endless fun in our Minecraft world? Don’t be an in-game asshole – come join us today!

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TossCraft Minecraft Server
don’t miss, don’t miss new, he don’t miss, he don’t miss new, he don’t miss new toss, long tail tags, long tail tags new, long tail tags new toss, long tail tags toss, Minecraft, miss new toss, new, Server, Toss, TossCraft
Are you tired of missing out on all the fun in other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on this server, “He don’t miss”! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. Our server is so lucky that even the creepers can’t blow up your builds because they always miss their target! That’s right, no more unexpected explosions ruining your hard work.
2. The diamonds on our server are so abundant that they literally rain from the sky! You’ll be swimming in diamonds in no time.
3. Our server has a secret underground dungeon where you can battle the legendary “Unicorn Pig” boss. Defeat it and you’ll be rewarded with a magical rainbow sword that shoots out fireworks!
4. Need some extra help in your adventures? No problem! Our server has friendly talking animals that will guide you to hidden treasures and protect you from any danger.
So what are you waiting for? Join “He don’t miss” today and experience the craziest and most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life!

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Minecraft Madness: The Toss of the Town!
long trail tag, madness, Minecraft, new toss, Toss, TOWN
Are you ready to get tossed into a hilarious and wacky Minecraft world? Join us on the New ‘toss server for a unique and fun gaming experience! Build, explore, and toss your way to victory with a community of players who love to joke around and have a good time. Get ready for some wild adventures and silly shenanigans – the New ‘toss server is waiting for you!

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ShallowBitchCraft Minecraft Server
Appearance, attractive, Best Friend, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Confrontation, criticism, Emotional support, Fake, Fighting, friendship, guilt trip, immature, insults, love life, Minecraft, relationships, rocky terms, Server, Shallow, ShallowBitchCraft, Support
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions between OP and her friend.
Looking for a server where friendships are tested and insults are thrown like snowballs in a snow biome? Look no further! Witness the epic showdown between OP’s boyfriend and her friend, as they battle it out in a war of words over his appearance. Will OP choose love or friendship? Only time will tell!
But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of standing up for what you believe in, even if it means calling out your bestie for being a total meanie. Watch as OP unleashes a fiery tirade, burning bridges faster than a lava flow in the Nether. Will their friendship survive the heat, or will it crumble like a sandcastle in a desert?
So why wait? Join our server now and be part of the craziest love triangle Minecraft has ever seen. Who needs diamonds when you have drama, am I right? See you in the game, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your friend’s questionable taste in men)!

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NoBullyZoneMC
accusations, bully, bullying, Communication, Conflict, cousins, Disappointment, exclusion, family, favoritism, inclusion, Interacting, Nephews, nieces, NoBullyZoneMC, Playing, Protection, School, STEPDAUGHTER, Support, teachers
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama turns into epic battles! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the treacherous waters of sibling rivalry and step-sibling drama.
Embark on quests to defend your sweet cousin Elodie from the evil bully Sofia. Will you stand up for justice and protect the innocent, or will you join forces with the dark side and spread chaos and mayhem?
But beware, for alliances will be tested and friendships will be strained. Will you choose loyalty to your family or loyalty to the bully? The choice is yours, but choose wisely, for the fate of the family hangs in the balance.
So come on, join us on this crazy adventure and show us your Minecraft skills as you navigate through the drama-filled world of family feuds and childhood rivalries. Who knew family gatherings could be this intense? Let the games begin!

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ToddlerTeachingsMC SMP
adorable, children, Communication, Curiosity, education, Experience, eye-opening, funny, growth, Innocence, Insight, learning, life lessons, memorable, parenting, perspective, smp, Surprising, Toddler, ToddlerTeachingsMC, unexpected, wisdom
Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP where toddlers are the rulers? Well, look no further because on our server, the toddlers have taken over and they are not messing around!
From teaching us how to build epic sandcastles to showing us the true power of a temper tantrum creeper explosion, these toddlers are not to be underestimated. Join now and witness the chaos as baby zombies ride on piggyback, baby villagers trade in pacifiers, and baby chickens lay golden eggs (literally).
So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us and see what unexpected things you can learn from a toddler on our server! Just be prepared for some serious diaper changes along the way.

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CraftyFoolsMC
advancement, CraftyFoolsMC, ignorance, Incompetence, innovation, Misuse, progress, ruined, society, stupidity, Technology, useful
Have you ever tried to build a beautiful castle in Minecraft, only to have it destroyed by a group of griefers who think they’re hilarious? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a strict no-griefer policy! We’ve hired a team of highly trained llamas to patrol the server and spit on anyone who even thinks about breaking someone else’s creations. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can banish griefers to the Nether realm with a flick of their wands. So come join us and build to your heart’s content without fear of your hard work being destroyed by some idiot with a TNT fetish.

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Haniyeh’s Havoc Minecraft Server
Assassination, biden, ceasefire talks, chief, Conflict, Diplomacy, foreign policy, gaza, Hamas, Haniyeh, Haniyehs, Havoc, international relations, Israel, killing, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, peace negotiations, Political, Server, united states, violence, War
come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up more stuff than hamas chief haniyeh! biden said it himself, our server is so lit it’s like a ceasefire talk gone wrong. we got explosions, chaos, and more drama than a reality tv show. join now and be part of the madness! #minecraftmadness #explosivefun #bidenapproved

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KimJongCraft: TrumpReturns!
BBC, defector interview, dictator, Diplomacy, elite defector, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, Kim Jong Un and Trump, Kim Jong Un’s intentions, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Korean Peninsula, leadership, North Korea, nuclear weapons, Politics, summit, trump, TrumpReturns, united states, world news
so like, you know how Kim Jong Un is like obsessed with Trump? well, turns out this elite defector dude spilled the beans to the BBC about it. like, can you imagine the drama on this server? join us for some political shenanigans and build your own nuclear bunker to hide from the craziness. plus, we have flying pigs and dancing llamas. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. come join us now before Kim Jong Un changes his mind and starts a real-life Minecraft war.

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LongCovidCraft – Survive the Symptoms!
Chronic illness, Covid-19, FATIGUE, Healthcare, healthcare system, Lancet review, long covid, long haulers, long-term effects, LongCovidCraft, Medical research, pandemic, persistent symptoms, post-viral syndrome, public health, Recovery, research, respiratory, SURVIVE, Symptoms, treatments, uk
so like, have you heard about this cray cray server where you can escape from the real world and dive into a land of blocks and mobs and all that jazz? well, lemme tell ya, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread!
imagine this, you log in and suddenly you’re surrounded by unicorns and rainbows and flying pigs. yeah, that’s right, FLYING PIGS! and guess what? you can ride them and soar through the sky like a majestic bacon-loving superhero.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to the sickest beats? yeah, it’s lit AF. you gotta see it to believe it.
but wait, there’s more! we have a quest where you have to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants you unlimited power and makes you the ruler of the server. trust me, it’s worth the grind.
so what are you waiting for? join now and let the insanity begin! who needs reality when you have a world of pixelated wonders waiting for you?

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Incel-free Minecraft Server
banned, banned for being p3do, expressed feelings, incel forums, IncelFree, Minecraft, never posted CP, nowhere to interact, Server
Are you tired of being unfairly banned from incel forums for ridiculous reasons? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can express your feelings without fear of being kicked out for being a “p3do” (whatever that means).
Our server is a safe space for all misunderstood individuals who just want to build and mine in peace. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we host exclusive parties with virtual snacks and pixelated fireworks.
So come on down and join us, because who needs incel forums when you can have a blocky paradise to call home? Let’s craft away those bans and build a new community together!

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Minecraft SMP: DutchRetardDetourLmao
athletes, blunder, Champions, Competition, Dutch, DutchRetardDetourLmao, EMBARRASSING, funny, gold medal, hilarious, humor, LAUGHING, Lost, medalists, Minecraft, mishap, mistake, navigation, retards, smp, sports, wrong turn, wrong way
Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster designed by a drunk llama! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera starring chickens and pigs, and more chaos than a creeper convention in a TNT factory.
You won’t just be building houses and mining for diamonds here, oh no. We’ve got secret treasure hunts that lead to chests full of enchanted golden carrots, and epic PvP battles that make the Hunger Games look like a friendly game of tag.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, just remember that two Dutch idiots once got lost and ended up losing their gold medal. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server? So come join us for a Minecraft experience you’ll never forget (or maybe you will, who knows).

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CelebPlasticSurgMystery – Minecraft SMP
beauty enhancements, Before and after, CelebPlasticSurgMystery, Celebrity, celebrity beauty, celebrity secrets, celebrity transformations, cosmetic procedures, Enhanced Features, flawless results, Hollywood, Minecraft, natural look, plastic surgery, seamless results, smp, subtle changes, subtle enhancements, successful surgeries, Transformations, undetectable procedures, unnoticeable changes, UNNOTICED
Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to see plastic surgery so good, even celebrities are jealous! Our server is filled with players who have transformed their blocky avatars into stunning masterpieces with the help of virtual plastic surgeons. You won’t even recognize your fellow players after they’ve had their pixelated facelifts! So come join us and witness the magic of Minecraft plastic surgery – you’ll be amazed at the results!

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