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NoCrashPad4U

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2760
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Emeralds Found:	8515
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Alien Abductions:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Void Gems Collected:	34	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Are you tired of friends treating your house like a hotel? Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual house and never have to deal with unwanted guests again! No more friends overstaying their welcome or expecting you to drop everything for them.

On our server, you can create your own rules and boundaries, and if anyone tries to push them, you can just block them (literally). Say goodbye to awkward conversations and hello to a stress-free virtual living situation.

Plus, if anyone accuses you of not being a good friend, you can just point them to our server and let them see how it’s done. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the fun and none of the hassle in Minecraft? Join now and start building your dream home, no unwanted guests allowed!

NomNomCraft

Awful, BIZARRE, Disgusting, Experience, Food, funny, gross, mistake, Nasty, NomNomCraft, regret, regretful, revolting, Shocking.., strange, Taste, unexpected, unforgettable, UNUSUAL, weird, yuck

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3898
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	94	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you question your life choices? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all you adventurous players out there!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off hordes of zombie chickens armed only with a carrot stick! Or how about exploring a haunted mansion filled with creepers that explode into confetti instead of TNT?

And if you’re feeling brave, why not try our infamous “Disgusting Food Challenge” where you have to eat the most revolting Minecraft foods imaginable, from rotten flesh stew to spider eye smoothies! Trust us, you won’t find a more stomach-churning experience anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the weirdest, wildest, and most unforgettable Minecraft adventure of your life!

RedSquareRaiders

[1945, breach of borders, breach of sovereignty, diplomatic crisis, foreign military, historical event, incursion, international relations, Invasion, military conflict, military intervention, Moscow, national security, political turmoil, RedSquareRaiders, Russian soil, security breach, Stunned, territorial violation, unexpected event

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7278
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	42	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Void Armor Forged:	18	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	296	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

come join our minecraft server where we reenact the epic battle of moscow being stunned by a foreign military incursion since 1945! witness the chaos as players dress up as russian soldiers and try to defend their homeland against the invaders. will you be able to save moscow from falling into enemy hands? join now and be part of this historic event, but with a twist! we have custom weapons and armor to make the battle even more intense. don’t miss out on the action, join our server today!

WarcraftESP

active community, auction house, constant updates, Dungeons, Envoys, Factions, Friendly Support, Koth, PvP, Survival, Vanilla, WarcraftESP

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	915
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Divine Spears Created:	20	Players Killed by Monsters:	5284
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Void Armor Forged:	16	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Factions: Join or create your faction, defend your territory and compete for dominance. PvP: Take part in intense PvP battles and show off your skills. KOTH: Capture and defend the hill in regular King of the Hill events. Envoys: Search for treasures and rare rewards in the envoys that drop across the map. Auction House: Buy and sell items at our auction house.

Dungeons: Take on challenging dungeons and earn epic rewards. Why choose us? Constant Updates: New features and events regularly. Active Community: Join passionate players on our forum and Discord. Friendly Support: Always available to help you with any problem.

factions.warcraft-rpg.xyz

FrCraft Minecraft Server

des, des fr, fr, FrCraft, ICI, Minecraft, Server, Y’a des, Y’a des fr ici, ya

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	614
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Farms Harvested:	296
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Void Gems Collected:	31	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Falling into the Void:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or build a castle made entirely out of cake. Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and throw confetti instead of exploding!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco where you can dance with skeletons and zombies to the latest hits. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ToothbrushTroubles Minecraft SMP

broken toothbrush, button not working, dental equipment, dental hygiene, electric toothbrush, electric toothbrush not working, electric toothbrush woes, fucked toothbrush, long wait for toothbrush, malfunctioning toothbrush, Minecraft, oral care, oral health, smp, toothbrush issues, toothbrush maintenance, toothbrush malfunction, toothbrush problems, toothbrush repair, toothbrush technology, toothbrush troubleshooting, toothbrush woes, ToothbrushTroubles

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1855
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Votes:	3523
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	84	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Are you tired of your toothbrush taking forever to turn on? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, we guarantee that our toothbrushes will never let you down! Join us and experience the thrill of pressing a button and having your toothbrush start in just seconds, not hours! Plus, rumor has it that our toothbrushes have magical powers that can help you mine diamonds faster. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to join the wackiest toothbrush-themed Minecraft SMP out there!

SassySisNoWedding Minecraft Server

coping with family drama, difficult decisions, emotional trauma, emotional well being, estranged siblings, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family estrangement, Healing Relationships, Minecraft, personal growth, SassySisNoWedding, self-care, self-empowerment, Server, setting boundaries, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, toxic relationships, unresolved issues, wedding guest list, wedding planning

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5552
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and just want to have a good time in Minecraft? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built the most epic castle you’ve ever seen. But then, a group of mischievous creepers decided to throw a party in the castle and blew it up! It was chaos, but oh boy, was it a sight to see.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – we have secret treasure hidden all over the server waiting to be discovered. Rumor has it, there’s a diamond the size of a block of obsidian just waiting for someone brave enough to find it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the fun begin! Who needs family drama when you can have a blast with us in Minecraft? Let’s make your gaming experience the happiest day of your life! 😂🎮🏰

SpermCraft: No Sister Edition

Dna, Edition, emotional baggage, ethical dilemmas, family dynamics, Family Planning, future regrets, LGBTQ, moral obligations, parenthood, partner approval, personal autonomy, personal boundaries, Pregnancy, reproductive rights, sibling conflicts, sibling relationships, sister, sperm donation, SpermCraft, uncle roles, uncomfortable situations

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9251
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	978
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Divine Spears Created:	22

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my sister asking for my sperm? Look no further! Join our server for a truly unique experience that will leave you questioning your life choices.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community as dysfunctional as a sister asking her brother for his sperm? Our server is filled with drama, intrigue, and questionable decisions – just like your family Thanksgiving dinner.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of a server where the only rule is to expect the unexpected. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a situation as awkward as deciding whether or not to donate your genetic material to your sibling’s partner. Join now and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and absurdity!

TipsyCraft

alcohol, buzzed, celebration, EMBARRASSING, Experience, first time, Friends, Fun, getting drunk, hangover, intoxication, Laughter, long tail tag, Memories, milestone, MISTAKES, Party, regret, tipsy, TipsyCraft, wild night

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6803
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Void Gems Collected:	29	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Remember that time you accidentally drank a potion of clumsiness in Minecraft and ended up stumbling around like a drunken Enderman? Well, imagine that, but ten times crazier on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious mishaps and unexpected twists. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a drunken dance-off with a group of zombie pigmen! So grab your virtual beer stein and come party with us on the most epic Minecraft server in the multiverse. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers trying to crash the party!

Omaris Lifesteal Junior High School

Adventure, Community, Competition, Crafting, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, FANTASY, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Skills, smp, Survival

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5817
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Endless Night Skies:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

Welcome to Omari’s Lifesteal SMP, the ultimate survival Minecraft server where every decision counts and survival of the fittest is the law of the land. Dive into a thrilling world where players must navigate the challenges of a classic SMP with an exciting twist—lifesteal mechanics.

omari.falixsrv.me:24069