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Brain Boosting Mini Games

Attention, Blood flow, BOOSTING, Brain, brain development, brain function, brain health, children, cognitive functions, concentration, Decision making, elbow circles, Exercises, games, Memory, mental focus, Mini, motor skills, neurology, physical activity, prefrontal cortex, rubbing hands, simple exercises, single-leg balance

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3901
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

come join our minecraft server for the most epic brain workout of your life, bro! we got kids doing simple exercises like rubbing hands and balancing on one leg to increase blood flow to their prefrontal cortex. why? because that’s where all the decision-making, memory, and attention happens, duh! so if you wanna level up your brain power while building epic structures in minecraft, this server is the place to be. plus, who doesn’t wanna see a bunch of kids doing elbow circles in a virtual world? it’s gonna be lit, fam!

Bleach Block Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Anime, Bleach, BLOCK, day off, Fighting, Hollows, Ichigo kurosaki, Manga, Minecraft, Orihime Inoue, Quincy, Relaxation, Renji Abarai, Rukia Kuchiki, Server, shinigami, shonen jump, soul reaper, Soul Society, Uryu Ishida, Zanpakuto

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2783
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Towns Built:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Are you tired of fighting hollows and saving the Soul Society all the time? Well, Ichigo sure is! That’s why he’s taking a day off and inviting you to join him on this epic Minecraft server!

Join Ichigo as he builds a giant strawberry-themed castle, complete with a moat filled with actual strawberry milk. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Rukia trying to steal some of Ichigo’s strawberries (spoiler alert: she always fails).

But that’s not all! The server is also home to a secret underground bunker where Aizen is plotting his next evil scheme. Will you be able to stop him in time, or will you be too busy trying to tame a pack of wild wolves that have mysteriously turned pink?

So come on down to this wacky Minecraft server and help Ichigo have the relaxing day off he deserves (and maybe help him defeat a few bad guys along the way). See you there!

/TWG/ – Total War General Minecraft SMP

#1d6chan, #TotalWar, Bretonnia, CA future plans, Concept Art, general, Hotfix 5.2.2, Hotfix 5.2.7, Minecraft, Older Titles, Patch 5.2 Devblog, Pharaoh Hotfix 2.0.2, Roll Charts, smp, Steam, Tactics, TOTAL, total war, Total War franchise, Total War General, Total War previous thread, total war warhammer, Total War: Pharaoh Dynasties, Total War: Warhammer III, twg, War

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7525
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	103
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Mines Excavated:	1723	Dragon Eggs Found:	7620
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us in Bretonnia ain’t free edition, where the land is filled with mystical creatures and dangerous quests await you at every turn.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have roll charts that will determine your fate in battles, making every fight a thrilling adventure. Plus, we have links to Total War: Warhammer III and Total War: Pharaoh Dynasties, so you can immerse yourself in epic battles and conquer new lands.

But that’s not all! We also have hotfixes and devblogs to keep you updated on the latest game improvements. And if you’re feeling nostalgic, we have older titles available for you to revisit and relive the glory days of gaming.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on a journey like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Let’s conquer Bretonnia together and show the world what we’re made of!

DoggoDilemmaCraft

abandoned dog, animal rights, animal welfare, dog ownership, dog ownership dispute, dog rehoming, dog rescue, DoggoDilemmaCraft, ethical dilemma, golden retriever, neighbor dispute, pet abandonment, pet abandonment laws, pet adoption, pet care, pet custody, Pet loyalty, pet neglect, pet ownership, pet rehoming, responsible pet ownership

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4610
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Farms Harvested:	529	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than the story of Mark and Julie abandoning their dog, Buddy, for six whole months!

Just like how Buddy found a new home with our player, you’ll find a new home in our server filled with adventure, challenges, and a whole lot of laughs. Who needs Mark and Julie when you can have a loyal companion like Buddy by your side?

Join now and experience the thrill of standing up to unreasonable neighbors, just like our player did. Show them who’s boss and make your mark in our wacky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RedFlagGirlMC SMP

biggest red flags, Controlling, DATING, dishonesty, girl, Insecurity, Jealousy, lack of communication, Manipulation, red flags in a girlfriend, red flags in a partner, red flags in a potential partner, red flags in a relationship, red flags in a romantic interest, red flags in a significant other, red flags in a woman, RedFlagGirlMC, relationships, smp, toxic behavior, warning signs

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9546
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	1794	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy adventures and wild shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt!

Join our SMP and you’ll find yourself in a world where the biggest red flags in a girl are actually giant red banners that lead you to hidden treasure chests filled with rare loot. That’s right, forget about relationship drama, we’re all about the treasure hunt drama here!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a legendary player known as “The Enderdragon Whisperer.” Rumor has it that they can tame Enderdragons and ride them into battle against other players. Will you be able to defeat this mythical creature and claim the title of Dragon Master?

So come join us on our wacky and unpredictable Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosive pranks from your fellow players). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ParentalBoundariesMC

Boundaries, co parenting, Communication, family boundaries, family dynamics, family rules, family structure, healthy boundaries, household boundaries, long term impact of parental boundaries, parental agreements, parental boundaries, parental teamwork, ParentalBoundariesMC, parenting, parenting boundaries, Parenting styles, relationships, setting limits, upbringing

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2068
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	44

Are you tired of boring old servers with strict rules and boundaries? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the wildest ride in town! Join us and experience a world where the only boundaries are the ones you build yourself (literally, build whatever you want, we don’t judge).

Our server is so crazy, even your parents would be like, “What boundaries did we establish again?”. We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Only on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Join us today and let the madness begin!

KimJongCraftPutinComrade

authoritarian regimes, birthday message, birthday wishes, closest comrade, comradeship., dictators, Diplomacy, friendship, global politics, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Kim-Putin relationship, KimJongCraftPutinComrade, North Korea, North Korean leader, political allies, political leaders, russia, russian president, Vladimir Putin, world news

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8037
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Star Shards Collected:	274	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of kim jong un and vladimir putin holding hands and dancing together in a field of rainbow sheep. you can ride on top of a flying unicorn made out of diamond blocks while shooting lasers out of your eyes at creepers. our community is like a family, except instead of family dinners we have epic battles against giant mutant chickens. so come on down and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible, even world leaders becoming best buddies in a virtual world.

BedtimeCraft – SleepyGut Server

BedtimeCraft, Server, SleepyGut

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5572
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Enchantments Applied:	180

so like, u know how u always wanted a good night’s sleep but ur gut microbiome was like nah fam, not today? well, come join our wacky minecraft server where we have the secret to a richer gut microbiome and better sleep efficiency!

we got scientists and stuff doing research and they found out that if u play on our server, u gonna sleep like a baby unicorn on a cloud made of marshmallows. like, ur gut and brain gonna be bffs and give u the best sleep of ur life.

imagine waking up feeling refreshed and ready to conquer the world, all thanks to our magical minecraft server. so come join us and experience the wonders of the gut-brain connection in a whole new way. plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players!

what are u waiting for? join now and say goodbye to sleepless nights and hello to a healthier, happier you!

Prison Pals Minecraft Server

ass, Behavior, black man, Demands, DOMINANCE, hands and knees, intimidation, Minecraft, PALS, power dynamics, Prison, prison culture, race relations, racism, Server, social hierarchy, societal norms, Stereotypes, Submission, TOUGH, Vulnerability, white dudes

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8970
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to worry about any prison drama like that! Our server is a safe space for all players, regardless of race or background.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. Build your dream world, battle epic mobs, and make friends with players from all over the world.

And don’t worry, there won’t be any demands for ass here – unless you’re talking about kicking ass in PvP battles! So come on in and let’s have a blast together. Who knew Minecraft could be so wild and unpredictable?

SMP Minecraft Stupid Questions Thread

102694489, answers, BIZARRE, Community, Curious, discussion, forum, funny, Help, knowledge, learning, Minecraft, odd, Old, questions, quirky, Random, silly, smp, sqt, stupid, stupid questions, Thread, weird

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8620
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest place you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Or maybe you’re more into building giant statues of yourself out of diamond blocks while riding a llama dressed as a pirate.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure guarded by zombie villagers who break out into dance battles if you try to steal their loot. And don’t even get me started on the flying sheep that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever seen in Minecraft, then come join us on our insane SMP server! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get eaten by a giant mutant squid, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!