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| Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 4830 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 11 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 476 |
| Runes Activated: | 0 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
so, like, imagine this minecraft server where all the players are just like lucy connolly, but not really, cuz that would be weird. anyways, this server is run by a bunch of tory councillors who are secretly childminders on the side. they’re always stirring up drama and causing chaos, but in a fun way, you know? like, they’ll build giant statues of themselves out of diamonds and gold and make everyone worship them. it’s like a cult, but with more blocky animals and explosions. you gotta join this server if you want to experience the ultimate mix of politics, childcare, and racial hatred. it’s a wild ride, for sure.
