A below average minigame server.
TortugaMC is a minigames server providing unique games adapted from completely vanilla concepts, typically originating purely from command blocks, only using plugins to refine the experience. Our current primary offering is the fan-favorite Turtle Hockey mode, but we have many plans for expansion into other vanilla-inspired modes.
play.tortugamc.org
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on a floating island in the sky, held up by a giant chicken with diamond wings. Legend has it that if you can find the secret portal hidden in the depths of the Nether, you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs fly and creepers dance the Macarena.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next master builder or uncover the secrets of the diamond chicken!
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of strong, independent women who aren’t afraid to show off their building skills or take on the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden pickaxe. Plus, rumor has it that our female players have a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that they’ll only share with those who prove themselves worthy in battle.
So if you’re tired of playing on servers where women are as rare as a charged creeper explosion, come join us and experience a world where the women are just as badass as the mobs they’re fighting. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with a player who can mine diamonds faster than you can say “Redstone!”
Want to shill your 499view oshi? Go for it! As long as they’re a Twitch partner or equivalent on YouTube, they’re welcome here. And don’t worry about those corpo vtubers, as long as they don’t own any talent IPs and have less than 1000 CCV, they can join the party too!
But wait, there’s more! Check out our Twitch Clips Guide for the best moments, our VOD Archival Guide for preserving those epic streams, and our /lig/ VOD Archive for a trip down memory lane. Plus, we’ve got Koikatsu cards for some SEEEEEEEEXY fun, a Tiermaker to rank your faves, and even a Chuuba Birthday Calendar to celebrate those special days.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and dive into the world of indie vtubers like never before. Who knows, you might even run into a virtual duck or two along the way!
Imagine a world where you can build a giant roller coaster that goes through a volcano, or create a secret underground lair filled with treasure and traps. On our server, the possibilities are endless and the only limit is your imagination.
But that’s not all! We also have special events like “Creeper Olympics” where players compete in explosive challenges, or “Zombie Apocalypse” where you must survive waves of undead mobs with only a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes.
So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!
Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens? Or build a house out of nothing but TNT and watch it explode in a glorious blaze of glory? Our server is the only place where you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off and win a pair of enchanted diamond boots as a prize.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Leave boring old reality behind and join us on our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky server rules, but who’s counting?). Let’s make Minecraft great again, one ridiculous adventure at a time!
Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about our resident chicken who thinks it’s a duck and insists on swimming in the lava pit. Or how about our friendly creeper who loves giving out hugs (just make sure you have blast protection armor on).
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond pickaxe that sings show tunes while you mine. And rumor has it, if you find the secret hidden cave, you’ll be greeted by a talking cow who knows all the juiciest gossip in the Minecraft world.
So come join us on our wacky, wild, and downright ridiculous Minecraft server. Who needs city folk when you can hang out with the truly insane?
Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of Steve, and having epic battles with other players using nothing but potatoes as weapons.
But the best part? Our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft and are always willing to trade you rare items in exchange for your soul. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the llama overlords guide you to victory!
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground disco party where all the mobs were busting out dance moves. And guess what? They joined in and became the best dancer in the whole blocky universe!
But that’s not all! We also have flying pigs, talking chickens, and a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…potatoes? Hey, you never know what you’ll find in our wacky world!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster)!