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SisterSnubbedFuneralFiesta

adopted family, anger, Argument, bio family, Boundaries, close friends, college, Communication, exclusion, family event, Family Reunion, fear of the dead, forgiveness, Funeral, funeral traditions, Jerk, loyalty, parents, relationships, sister, SisterSnubbedFuneralFiesta

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	467
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	763
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Magic Items Found:	8936
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14

Are you tired of boring family drama and awkward situations? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s way more fun than dealing with your bio family!

Our server is like a big, dysfunctional family, but in a good way. We’ll adopt you, put you through “college” (aka teach you how to survive in Minecraft), and be your rock when things get tough. Plus, we have epic funerals that you definitely don’t want to miss!

But beware, if you don’t attend our in-game funerals, you’ll be banned faster than you can say “respawn.” Just ask our friend’s sister who got kicked out of the server for missing one funeral. It’s a big deal, folks.

And don’t even get us started on our annual family reunion in July. It’s a blast, but only if you’re on good terms with the rest of the family. Otherwise, you might not even get an invite! Drama, drama, drama.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more excitement than a soap opera, join us now! Just make sure to RSVP to all the virtual funerals, or you might find yourself on the virtual streets.

USBcraft Minecraft Server

American, American humor, American ingenuity, American technology, Computer, data storage, Great, humor, innovation, invention, Minecraft, sarcasm, Server, Technology, technology humor, Usa, usb, USB development, USB drive, USB history, USB invention, USBcraft

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6400
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Mines Excavated:	3795	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Buildings Constructed:	9	Void Gems Collected:	30
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we ask the real questions like “If USA is so great, why did they make a USB?” Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and mind-boggling mysteries.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that deep within our server lies a hidden treasure guarded by a pack of flying pigs. Yes, you heard that right, flying pigs! Rumor has it that whoever finds this treasure will be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry. So, grab your pickaxe and get ready to embark on the craziest treasure hunt of your life.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the one and only Disco Sheep, who throws the most lit parties this side of the blocky universe. Dance the night away with your fellow players and watch as the Disco Sheep busts out some killer moves that will leave you in awe.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just uncover the answer to the age-old question: “If USA is so great, why did they make a USB?”

MineFitLayEase

better sex life, Body transformation, confidence boost, dating life, exercise routine, fit, fitness journey, getting laid, healthy habits, improved stamina, increased attractiveness, lifestyle change, MineFitLayEase, muscle gain, personal growth, physical appearance, redditors, self esteem, self improvement, transformation, weight loss

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2008
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Potions Brewed:	96

Are you tired of being a Minecraft noob and getting rejected by all the virtual babes in the game? Well, look no further because on our server, we guarantee that getting fit will make you a Minecraft stud in no time!

Join our server and watch as your blocky avatar transforms into a ripped, chiseled masterpiece. The ladies (or gentlemen, we don’t discriminate) won’t be able to resist your pixelated charm.

Imagine walking into a virtual village and all the villagers bowing down to you, offering you diamonds and emeralds in exchange for your attention. That’s the kind of power you’ll have on our server once you get fit.

So what are you waiting for? Start doing those virtual squats and push-ups and get ready to experience a whole new level of Minecraft success. Who knew that building muscles could also build your love life in the game?

MissileMayhem Minecraft Server

chief, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, global security, international relations, Military, military intervention, Minecraft, missile defense, MissileMayhem, nato, nato alliance, Peacekeeping, Polish proposal, political tensions, Russian missiles, SECURITY, Server, shoot down, Ukraine

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	498
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Ores Mined:	9808
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Holy Grails Found:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

lol imagine if we shot down missiles with bows and arrows in minecraft server! 🏹🚀 join our server and be part of our epic battles against the evil russian creepers trying to invade our land! 💣🤯 nato chief is jelly of our skills and wants to join us too! 🤣👾 come build with us and show those russians who’s boss! 🏰🇵🇱 #minecraftforlife #russiansarecreepers #natochiefisanoob

CraftyCaptiveAmericans

AMERICANS, Americans detention, Americans release, Americans release call, CraftyCaptiveAmericans, detention, Release, release call, Taliban, Taliban detention, Taliban detention of Americans, Taliban detention of Americans release, Taliban detention of US, Taliban detention of US release, Taliban release, Taliban release call, Taliban release call for Americans, US, US detention, US Release, US release call

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2270
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Love Letters Sent:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Falling into the Void:	2
Towns Built:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

lol imagine if those americans were just tryna play minecraft on our server but got caught up in some crazy adventure with the taliban hahahaha join our server for a chance to get kidnapped by terrorists and have the US government beg for your release lmao it’s the ultimate survival experience! we promise you won’t get bored with all the unexpected twists and turns, just watch out for those pesky taliban members trying to ruin your fun. join now for the most intense minecraft gameplay of your life!

CraftyElevens

10, 11, 7/11, 9/11, comedy, CraftyElevens, Entertainment, exaggeration, funny, humor, internet culture, meme, movies, Music, numerical scale, pop culture, Ratings, satire, social commentary, television, viral

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2983
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	227
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got pigs that can fly and chickens that lay diamond eggs! And get this, our cows can do the Macarena while milking themselves. It’s a total party up in here, fam!

But wait, there’s more! Our villagers are actually secret agents in disguise, they’ll trade you emeralds for top-secret information about the Ender Dragon’s favorite snack. And our creepers? They’re actually just misunderstood artists trying to show off their explosive painting skills.

Oh, and did I mention that our trees grow rainbow-colored leaves and our oceans are filled with chocolate milk? Yeah, you heard me right. So come on over and join the wackiest Minecraft server in the universe, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many TNT explosions). Let’s get this party started, y’all!

ShadeSprintCraft

cognitive processing, cognitive psychology, color categorization, color differentiation, color discrimination, color naming, color perception, color recognition, cross-cultural perception, Cultural differences, Language, language and cognition, language diversity, Language Influence, linguistic influence, linguistic perception, linguistic relativity, Perception, shades of color, ShadeSprintCraft

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1941
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

join dis cray cray minecraft server where we got so many colors u gonna be seein rainbows in ur sleep. we got so many words for colors, u gonna be seein shades u never even knew existed. our players can spot a shade quicker than a cheetah on speed, it’s like they got super color vision or somethin. come join us and expand ur color palette, u won’t regret it…unless u hate rainbows or somethin.

Chaos SMP: Lifesteal | 1.21 Update

1.21 update, betterteams, building, Chaos SMP, Community, Fun, Ip:, java, Join, LifeSteal, Lootable graves, Lore, Minecraft, Plugin, PvP, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Teams, Treefeller, update, Version

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4251
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	48
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

Welcome to Chaos SMP | Ip:198.244.176.22:25660 | Version:Java 1.21

Welcome to Chaos SMP, a semi-vanilla Minecraft server where community and fun are at the heart of everything we do! Our small, close-knit community and active staff team are excited to welcome you to join us.

We strive to keep gameplay as close to vanilla as possible while offering a unique experience with our Lifesteal plugin for PvP enthusiasts. Our server encourages players to create or join teams and aim to be the best of the best, whether that’s through engaging in lore, PvP, or simply building.

Plugins

Lootable gravesLifestealTreefellerBetterteams

Join here

apx2423538.apexmc.co:25660

Dragoncraft SMP: Where adults pretend to be dragons and play Minecraft like it’s 1999

Adults, Armor statues, Builds, Chill, Community, Datapacks, DragonCraft, dragons, ender dragon, Enderman, Expansion, Farms, Minecraft, Mob Heads, nether portals, Play, Plugins, PRETEND, Projects, quality of life, Relaxation, respectful, Semi Vanilla, smp, Survival, Updates

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	3241
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	168	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Animals Bred:	126
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Emeralds Found:	7361
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Draconicraft SMP Server Overview

Server Type	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Platform	Java
Age Requirement	18+
Whitelist	Yes
Minecraft Version	1.21

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is Draconicraft SMP?	Draconicraft is a community-focused Minecraft server where players can enjoy a semi-vanilla survival experience within a 20k world border.
What does semi-vanilla mean?	The server aims to provide an authentic survival experience with additional Plugins and Datapacks for Quality of Life improvements and fun extras.
What are some of the Datapacks used on the server?	Anti Ender Dragon Grief, Anti Enderman Grief, Custom Armor Statues, Custom Nether Portals, More Mob Heads, Mini Blocks, Multiplayer Sleep, Player Head Drops, Silence Mobs, Villager Workstation Highlights Configuration Info
How can I join Draconicraft SMP?	Join the Discord Server provided in the overview and fill out the application form to get started on the server.
What languages are allowed on the server?	English is encouraged for public chat, but other languages are allowed in voice chat as long as players are respectful and switch to a common language when needed.

ChatCraft Minecraft Server

ChatCraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1797
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only players worth talking to are the single, attractive women who catch your eye! Why waste your time chatting with anyone else when you can focus on finding your next Minecraft crush?

Join us for a chance to meet your virtual soulmate and maybe even find love in the blocky world of Minecraft. Who needs friends when you can have potential romantic partners instead? Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity to find love while building your dream world!

So come on, join our server and start flirting with those pixelated hotties. Who knows, you might just find your perfect match among the creepers and zombies. Love is in the air, and it smells like freshly mined diamonds!