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Sayonara, Old Sayings!

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1983
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	New Chunks Explored:	181973
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking llamas (yes, you read that right).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Nether Kitten, a creature so cute it can make even the toughest creeper explode with joy.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us for the craziest, most insane Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? The adventure of a lifetime awaits!

Neuro Club Minecraft Server

autists, boys club, Climb, club, Competitive Gaming, Dedication, discrimination, Diversity, fighters, game knowledge, games, Gaming Community, HIGH, hours played, iq, Minecraft, Neuro, neurotypical, perseverance, Peruvians, Server, skill level, Stereotypes, Tryhard

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5269
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the fighters are as rare as a diamond block in a sea of dirt! Forget about the neurotypical boys club, here we welcome all kinds of players, even the tryhard autists who are stuck fighting 82 IQ peruvians with 0 game knowledge (how did they even get here?). But fear not, because those 82 IQ peruvians will somehow climb higher than anyone else, making for some epic battles and hilarious moments.

Join our server for a chance to witness the most chaotic and unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next 82 IQ peruvian climbing to the top against all odds. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our Minecraft server, where anything is possible (even if it defies all logic)!

The Most Famous Indonesian Minecraft SMP

FAMOUS, Indonesian, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8048
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Ores Mined:	3024
Potions Brewed:	126	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	3246
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old dirt houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on the most famous Indonesian Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama. Sounds crazy, right? But that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. We have players who build roller coasters that go straight to the Nether, players who host dance parties in the End dimension, and even players who have tamed creepers as pets. Yes, you read that right. Tamed creepers.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic server-wide events like the Great Sheep Shearing Competition, where players race to shear as many sheep as possible in 10 minutes (spoiler alert: chaos ensues). Or how about the annual Ender Dragon Fashion Show, where players dress up the Ender Dragon in the most fabulous armor they can find? Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a bedazzled dragon flying around the End.

So what are you waiting for? Join the most famous Indonesian Minecraft SMP today and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server. Or you might just end up building a dirt house like everyone else. Either way, it’s all in good fun!

RedditPostSMP: StillNotOverIt

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	7687
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Holy Grails Found:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest server out there! Join us for a chance to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords!

Our server is so wild that one time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started laying golden eggs everywhere. And don’t even get me started on the time when a group of players accidentally summoned a herd of angry llamas that wreaked havoc on the entire server!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our SMP today and prepare for the most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!

CraftyConfessions

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4542
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Votes:	8926
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Are you tired of hiding your guilty pleasure for Minecraft from your friends and family? Well, fear no more because our server is the perfect place for you to let your blocky freak flag fly! Join us and indulge in your secret obsession without judgment or shame.

Our server is like a secret underground society where all your wildest Minecraft dreams can come true. Want to build a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat? Go for it! Feel like creating a roller coaster that launches players into the stratosphere? We won’t stop you! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky laws of physics).

But that’s not all – we also have a thriving community of players who are just as crazy and creative as you are. From epic build battles to hilarious pranks, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, our moderators are always on hand to keep things running smoothly and make sure everyone is having a blast.

So why wait? Join our server today and let your guilty pleasure for Minecraft run wild. Who knows, you might just discover that your secret obsession is shared by more people than you ever imagined.

JustStorm off-season, wipe, lor server Minecraft

JustStorm, Lore, Minecraft, Off Season, Server, wipe

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3578
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Villages Defended:	15	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	4

The owner of the JustStorm off-season wipe lor server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, Anime, Big Mom Pirates, blocky, brook, elbaf arc, franky, Manga, Minecraft, monkey d luffy, MVPRaws, Nami, Nico Robin, one piece, Roronoa Zoro, sanji, Server, spoilers, Straw Hat Pirates, Tony Tony Chopper, Usopp, Vinsmoke Family, Wano Country

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2755
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Void Armor Forged:	17
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Elemental Crystals Collected:	60	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like the Elbaf arc of Minecraft servers – epic, action-packed, and full of surprises!

Join us for a chance to be the MVP of your own Minecraft adventure! We promise that our server will drop soon, just like those juicy MVPRaws. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon some spoilers that will blow your mind!

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life. Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft legend!

Dragon Age: The Veilguard Minecraft SMP

age, CONTENT, dragon age, Dragon.., FANTASY, Fantasy Game, Game, gaming industry, hate, Minecraft, MONEY, RPG, rpg game, smp, the veilguard, Tourists, Veilguard, video game, video game community, Woke, woke content

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2845
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are all a bunch of “fucking tourists” because we can’t stand the “woke” content in the game. We don’t want no boring, politically correct players here, we want chaos and mayhem!

Join us if you want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, or if you want to start a llama racing league. We don’t care about following the rules, we make our own rules!

And don’t worry about being judged for your weird builds or crazy ideas, we embrace all the madness here. So come on in and let your creativity run wild, because on this server, anything goes!

FoodieFrenzy Minecraft Server

active lifestyle, consideration, Dinner, Division, electrician, equality, Exertion, Fairness, flatmate, food consumption, FoodieFrenzy, Household, housemates, Minecraft, new job, office jobs, physically demanding, Resentment, Server, sharing, Survival

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6444
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Star Shards Collected:	286
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of equal distribution of resources, just like in real life! Join us and experience a world where everyone gets their fair share of diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples.

Imagine a world where “Alex” can’t hog all the diamonds and leave you with nothing but coal. On our server, everyone works hard to mine those precious resources and share them equally. No more feeling like the underdog just because you’re the newest player in town.

So come on over and join us for a fair and fun Minecraft experience. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond the size of “Alex’s” ego!

DivorceCraft: Splitting the Loot

assets, children, death, DivorceCraft, Estate Planning, family, finances, Financial Planning, financial responsibility, Financial Security, Inheritance, Legacy, long-term planning, Loot, Marriage, marriage agreement, remarriage, Remarried, retirement fund, retirement plan, second wife, splitting

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5794
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of financial planning even in the virtual world? Look no further than our server, where we take account sharing to a whole new level!

Join us and experience the thrill of splitting your retirement fund with your in-game spouse if one of you happens to die first. But wait, there’s a twist – if your in-game spouse decides to remarry, you’ll only get half of your retirement fund, because let’s face it, their new virtual partner should have their own financial plan!

Don’t worry about your hard-earned virtual retirement going to waste on someone else’s in-game shopping spree. Join our server and protect your virtual assets for the future of your virtual children, who may or may not exist one day after your in-game demise.

So come on, join us and be a part of the most financially responsible Minecraft server out there. Who knew retirement planning could be so entertaining?