Join us for epic adventures that will make Journey to the West look like a walk in the park. Our fights are so intense, they revolve around screaming and explosions – who needs strategy when you have chaos, am I right?
Our server admin has a total of four different faces he can draw, and he cycles through them like a pro. Plus, he’s tried to start new series like (-ACKman, Broo Duragon, Sneed Land) but they failed miserably – talk about dedication!
And don’t even get me started on our Toriko rip-offs for DBS. We’re so buck broken that we just hope no one notices (spoiler alert: they do). But hey, at least we have some third worlder shitposts to keep things interesting.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as it gets, join us now! Who needs Toriyama when you have us? Sorry not sorry, zoomer faggots – this server is where the real fun is at.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, who guards a treasure trove of enchanted golden carrots and magic pickaxes. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Diamond Dragon in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave!
On our server, we don’t just build houses – we build entire cities made out of diamond blocks and gold! Want to prove you’re a good person? Then come help us defeat the evil Ender Dragon who keeps trying to steal all our precious loot.
But that’s not all – we also have epic quests where you can prove your worth by rescuing villagers from zombie attacks or hunting down rare mythical creatures like the elusive Creeper Unicorn.
So if you want to be a good person in Minecraft, come join our server and show the world what you’re made of! Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players – because nothing says “good person” like sharing cookies with your fellow blocky adventurers.
imagine mining for diamonds on monday, building a castle on tuesday, and then taking a break for the rest of the week because why not? this server is all about relaxation and fun, with a sprinkle of chaos just to keep things interesting.
we’ve got a community of players who are always down for a good time, whether it’s organizing a massive pig race or building a giant statue of a chicken. and don’t even get me started on the legendary pranks that go down on this server – let’s just say you’ll never look at a creeper the same way again.
so why wait until 2025 to start living your best minecraft life? join us now and let the shenanigans begin!
we got players who have stopped time right before they were about to lose a pvp battle and turned the tables on their opponents! we even had someone stop time right before a mob spawner activated and they were able to destroy it before any mobs spawned!
so if u wanna experience da ultimate power in minecraft and have some epic moments, join our server now! who knows what kind of chaos u can cause when u stop time in da middle of a build battle or a raid! come on, what are u waiting for? stop time and join us now!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja chickens who will challenge you to epic battles in the PvP arena. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes to those who find it.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous pandas who have learned how to ride pigs like rodeo clowns. And if you manage to tame one of these wild pig-riding pandas, you’ll gain access to the exclusive disco party cave where the music never stops and the dance floor is always on fire.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
Why should you join our SMP, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found a secret chest filled with enchanted golden apples and stacks of diamonds. Legend has it that they became the richest player on the server and built a castle made entirely out of emerald blocks.
But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the rarest mobs you’ll ever see. We’ve got zombie pigmen riding on top of creepers, skeleton jockeys racing around on spider mounts, and even a baby zombie riding a chicken like it’s a rodeo. You won’t find these creatures anywhere else, that’s for sure.
So come join us in the official, exclusive waiting room for our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, if you’re not prepared to face off against the most powerful players and craziest mobs, then you might as well go play in creative mode.
Our server is like no other, where the mobs have minds of their own and the blocks have a mischievous streak. You never know what kind of crazy adventure awaits you around every corner. From flying pigs to exploding sheep, this server will keep you on your toes and laughing all the way to the Nether.
So if you’re ready to experience the wildest, weirdest, and most wonderful Minecraft server around, then come join us and prepare for the ride of your blocky life! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension where llamas rule the land and chickens can talk. Don’t miss out on the madness, join us today!
Did you know that NieR Automata Anime Adaptation Season 2 is currently on air? And SINoALICE Movie is out now for your viewing pleasure! Plus, we have guides for emulating the Drakengard games and translations for all the Yoko Taro goodness you can handle.
Join us for a wild ride through the Yokoverse, where we have resources, fanbooks, and even high-res art for your viewing pleasure. And don’t forget about the Chat Stamps Compilation for all your communication needs!
So come on in and join the chaos, because on this server, anything goes!