Tories – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

ToiletTalesMC Server

Andy Street, Baz, brit/pol/, Chagos Islands, dark web, england, flood risk, Freddos, heavy rain, Indian news, labour, Lucy Letby, mauritius, Oasis fans, pensioners, Reform UK, reselling, Server, Starmer, tax war, Telegram, Thunderstorms, TICKETS, TOILET, ToiletTalesMC, Tories

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as the news headlines? Look no further! Join our server where Lucy Letby is overwhelmed with Freddos, Oasis fans fight for tickets like it’s the Hunger Games, and Andy Street warns of a 20-year Tory drought due to an obsession with Reform UK.

But that’s not all! Labour is opening the door to handing back the Chagos Islands, England is at risk of flooding from thunderstorms, and Telegram is being called “the dark web in your pocket.” And let’s not forget Starmer’s plan for a tax war on pensioners – it’s all happening on our server!

So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more chaotic than the news cycle itself. Who knows what crazy events will unfold next? It’s a rollercoaster ride of absurdity that you won’t want to miss!

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WalesCraft: No Tories Allowed! Minecraft Server

2001, Allowed, conservative party, Conservatives, Defeat, election, Government, labour, landslide, Liberal Democrats, Minecraft, National Assembly, Plaid Cymru, Politics, Results, SEATS, Server, Tories, uk, Voting, wales, WalesCraft, welsh, Welsh Assembly, wipeout

lol so this server is like the wildest ride of your life, like seriously. once upon a time, there was a server where the conservatives got wiped out harder than a creeper explosion. like, they were just gone, poof! if you want to experience that level of chaos and excitement, then you gotta join this server. we’ve got dragons flying around, pigs riding on chickens, and villagers trading emeralds for diamonds like it’s no big deal. trust me, you won’t find a more insane and hilarious server anywhere else. come join the fun and see for yourself!

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MineCraftMayhem: ToryTakedown

Analysis, boris johnson, brexit, Campaign, Democracy, Government, jeremy corbyn, labour, landslide victory, MinecraftMayhem, opinion polls, opposition, Parliament, political parties, Politics, prime minister, public opinion, Results, Tories, ToryTakedown, UK elections, Voting

Are you tired of boring politics and ready for some epic Minecraft battles instead? Join our server and witness the ultimate showdown between Labour and the Tories in a virtual world! Will Corbyn’s creepers defeat Boris’s skeletons? Only one way to find out! Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a diamond-encrusted crown to wear in-game. So why waste time on real-world politics when you can have way more fun here? Join us now and let the chaos begin!

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MineCraftMayhem: Labour4Life

conservative party, control, Democracy, election, Future, Government, influence, labour, Labour4Life, leadership, Longevity, longevity of power, MinecraftMayhem, opposition, Politics, Potential, power, ruling party, Tories, UK politics, voters, Warning

so, like, picture this: u join this epic minecraft server and u never wanna leave. it’s like, so lit that u could be playin’ on it for the rest of ur life. the tories are like, warning u that once u join, u ain’t gonna wanna go back to reality. they’re like, “yo, u gonna be addicted to this server forever, so watch out.” but like, who cares? join now and get lost in the craziest minecraft adventures ever. u won’t regret it, fam.

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PutinCraft Minecraft Server

alarmed, cybersecurity, democratic process, digital campaigns, Disinformation, election meddling, facebook, foreign influence, Interference, Manipulation, Minecraft, Misinformation, Network, online activism, Political, political interference, pro-Russian, Propaganda, PutinCraft, Server, social media, Tories, UK election

OMG u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like a secret society of Russian Facebook pages tryna mess with da UK election! The Tories are shakin’ in their boots cuz we out here buildin’ pixelated castles and trollin’ ’em with memes! Join us if u wanna be part of da chaos and make da politicians sweat! Plus, we got free diamond armor for all new recruits, so come on and join da fun! #RussianMinecraftRevolution #TrollinTories #PixelatedPolitics

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BritPolCraft: BFF Edition

Armed officers, Bananas, Best allies edition, BFF, Brexit border, brit/pol/, BritPolCraft, Croydon, Double rapist, Edition, Facial recognition cameras, Gender Identity, giant spider, IT outages, north london, Perishable items, Police, sex education, Stamford Hill, Stop and search, Tories, UK school, Untreated sewage, Windermere

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of adventure and chaos as we bring you the most outrageous Minecraft experience you’ve ever had.

Ever wanted to battle giant spiders that traveled 3,000 miles in a box of bananas just to terrorize a UK school? Well, now’s your chance! Our server is crawling with creepy crawlies just waiting to give you the fright of your life.

And if that’s not enough, how about joining armed officers as they swarm a north London neighborhood after a woman in her 30s is shot in the leg? It’s like being in a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft form!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got IT outages delaying the import of perishable items to the UK by up to 20 hours, tories demanding the return of stop and search, and even a ban on schools teaching children about gender identity! It’s a rollercoaster of craziness that you won’t find anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the madness. Who knows, you might even come face to face with a “double rapist” caught by facial recognition cameras in Croydon. It’s a Minecraft experience like no other!

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BritPolCraft – No Evil Allowed! Join the madness!

Allowed, battery storage system., benefit error, Black Sea Fleet, Border Force, brit/pol/, BritPolCraft, carer, culture war, do not tolerate evil, Evil, fake stamps, hippy crack, Isaiah 5:20, Join, knife crime, labour, madness, malicious WhatsApp groups, Nine-year-olds, nitrous oxide, putin, Royal Mail, Sadiq Khan, SSE, Tories, uk

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take mandatory reading to a whole new level! You’ll need to read the entire Bible and listen to Isaiah 5:20 on repeat before you can even think about joining our wacky world.

But wait, there’s more! We have nine-year-olds running malicious WhatsApp groups, so you know things are always exciting. And don’t forget about our special forces wiping out Putin’s Black Sea Fleet – talk about drama!

Join us as we fight the fake stamp epidemic from China with Royal Mail and witness carers fighting to clear their name over a 30p a week benefit error. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions!

And if that’s not enough, we’ve got a full-blown culture war between the Tories and Labour over “shutting women up.” Plus, Sadiq Khan getting heckled over knife crime at the London Mayor hustings – it’s chaos!

But don’t worry, we’ve also got SSE’s battery storage system fully operational, so at least we’re doing something right. So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself – you won’t regret it!

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BritPolCraft – Where memes meet Minecraft, stand tall and weather the storm, you are loved

battery storage system., benefit error, Black Sea Fleet, Border Force, brit/pol/, BritPolCraft, carer, China, culture war, fake stamps, hippy crack, knife crime, labour, loved, malicious WhatsApp groups, mandatory listening, mandatory reading, Meet, memes, Minecraft, Nine-year-olds, nitrous oxide, Proverbs 28:18, putin, Royal Mail, special forces, SSE, Stand, stand tall and weather the storm, Storm, Tall, Tories, uk, weather, you are loved

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we follow the holy scriptures of Genesis and Proverbs while also listening to epic tunes like the one linked above. But that’s not all, we have a crazy story to tell you!

Once upon a time, a group of nine-year-olds joined our server and started wreaking havoc by adding everyone to malicious WhatsApp groups. But fear not, for we defeated them with the power of righteousness and upright walking!

Join us as we fight against the evil forces of Putin, who blames special forces for wiping out his Black Sea Fleet. We’ll show him who’s boss with our epic Minecraft skills!

But that’s not all, we also have a stamp scandal going on, with fake stamps from China flooding the Royal Mail. Help us stop this madness and restore order to the postal service!

And let’s not forget about the carer who was convicted over a benefit error worth 30p a week. He’s fighting to clear his name, and we need your help to uncover the truth behind this outrageous injustice.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where we ignite culture wars with Labour over ‘shutting women up’ and where the first London Mayor hustings were halted due to heckling over knife crime. It’s a wild ride, but we promise you’ll have a blast!

Plus, our battery storage system is fully operational, so you’ll never run out of power while building your epic creations. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft server now!

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Fallen Hope

Roleplay

Its a warrior cat server that’s pretty new but it has flameclan as thunderclan oceanclan as riverclan darkclan as shadowclan and sunclan as windclan.

149.56.39.132

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Lutorlandia Network

Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Lutorlandia is a non-premium Minecraft server with a wide range of modalities created entirely by us, such as SkyWars, Survival, ArenaPvP, SkyBlock, etc.

IP: mc.lutorlandia.net WEB: https://lutorlandia.net STORE: https://lutorlandia.net/tienda TWITTER: https://twitter.com/Lutorlandia YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/user/Lutorlandia TS3: ts3.lutorlandia.net

mc.lutorlandia.net

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UsM Survival Server

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Everyone at the Official UsM Server Welcome you and hope to see you on the server soon if you are viewing our PMC page, we are always looking to grow our community!

Check us out on YouTube ( https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCar2-gujyNzOb3mPZ_bLm2w ) and you never know, you may see yourself in one of our daily videos.

Our server hopes to bring back the old, un-modded, vanilla server that we all used to play as we started minecraft…minimal plugins and just a basic test of how well you are able to survive with only the basics in minecraft.

158.69.169.179

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Crafted Serenity

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Server Name: Crafted Serenity Website: http://playcsmc.com IP Address: playcs.in Game Play: [Survival][Build Competitions]

About us: Crafted Serenity has run since March 1st 2016. The year 2018 brought new things Releasing a Server Network otherwise now know as the CSMC Network. The Survival Server remains the same with a great track record of grief prevention, customer service, reliability and uptime. The Competitive Build Contests are the next thing on CSMC!

CraftedSerenity.com

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MountainCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

IP Address: 167.114.159.141:25611 Wesbite: http://mtnminecraft.enjin.com/ Discord: discord.gg/DjMXEKW Minecraft Version: Spigot 1.12.2 Gameplay: Semi-Vanilla, Normal Survival, PVP, Economy, Spawners

Why Choose Us? We are committed to running a professional server where all players are respected, and where everyone can have fun. Our staff is committed to doing everything we can to make our community grow and be happy. We will always go out of our way to act on feedback from our players.

Description: No Whitelist, all are welcome! We are a fairly young server with a core group of dedicated players, and lots of awesome additions and plugins. Griefing is not allowed in any way, but stealing from unlocked/unprotected chests is allowed. Gameplay is Semi-Vanilla, but we also have silk-able Spawners, Towny, Economy, mcMMO, Community, a Server Shop, Disguises, Chestshops, a Resource World, and more! There are great rewards for voting, including Crate-Keys, Playtime, Ranks, mcMMO Credits, and more! Please check out our website for lots more information, including awesome rank benefits!

Our server is professionally hosted and we do our best to keep everything running smoothly.

167.114.159.141:25611

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SwatsCraft

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP

Servidor Factions IP: play.swatscraft.es http://swatscraft.es https://twitter.com/SwatsCraft https://www.facebook.com/SwatsCraftserver Server in beta version

play.swatscraft.es

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LegendaryMC

Hardcore, KitPvP, Prison, Skyblock, Skywars

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play.legendary.hu

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RiipPvp

Factions, MCMMO, Raiding

We are a small factions community looking to grow big. Come check us out. We have player vaults and more awesome stuff for players!

51.254.181.157

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cjServers Prison Server

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Prison, PvP

Our Prison Server offers a fantastic Minecraft 1.8-1.12 prison atmosphere with lots of great plugins. Mob arena, cells, stores, pvp and no pvp zones, spleef events, escapes, and more!!

We have a great ranking system with more unlockables as you climb in the ranks. When you join the prison you will start as a Newbie. After reading the rules you can rank up to a D-Prisoner for Free!

mc.cjservers.net:25567

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CityLyfe

Economy, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to CityLyfe citizen!

CityLyfe is a new modern economic city server that is evenly fun and realistic. We wanted to create an experience for players to be in a environment where it’s similar to real life. As a player of CityLyfe you can buy guns, houses/mansions, rent apartments and even start your own business.

167.114.48.204

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