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Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 8297 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Runes Activated: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 22 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 39 |
Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
But that’s not all! Labour is opening the door to handing back the Chagos Islands, England is at risk of flooding from thunderstorms, and Telegram is being called “the dark web in your pocket.” And let’s not forget Starmer’s plan for a tax war on pensioners – it’s all happening on our server!
So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more chaotic than the news cycle itself. Who knows what crazy events will unfold next? It’s a rollercoaster ride of absurdity that you won’t want to miss!