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Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 6193 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 15 | Divine Spears Created: | 22 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 15 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 12 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 5 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
But that’s not all! Labour is opening the door to handing back the Chagos Islands, England is at risk of flooding from thunderstorms, and Telegram is being called “the dark web in your pocket.” And let’s not forget Starmer’s plan for a tax war on pensioners – it’s all happening on our server!
So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more chaotic than the news cycle itself. Who knows what crazy events will unfold next? It’s a rollercoaster ride of absurdity that you won’t want to miss!