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Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 5035 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 20 |
Magic Items Found: | 1168 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Herobrine Sightings: | 6 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 538 |
Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. Top hat llamas. Need I say more?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is haunted by ghostly creepers who only explode in the shape of heart emojis. It’s like a romantic explosion every time you encounter them.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a tier list of all the players based on their ability to build the most ridiculous structures. Want to be at the top? Better start constructing a castle made entirely of pink wool and diamond blocks.
So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright hilarious. See you in the game!