topsoil terry – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

WeddingUninvite2k
Argument, bachelorette party, City 1, City 2, facetiming, high school friend, inappropriate attire, Inappropriate Behavior, International trip, long-distance relationship, mirror selfies, moving for boyfriend, racial slurs, roommate drama, selfie overload, uncomfortable behavior, uninviting, Wedding, wedding etiquette, wedding guest drama, WeddingUninvite2k
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than Rachel’s bachelorette party? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, fun, and zero FaceTiming shenanigans.
Unlike Rachel, we won’t force you into awkward phone calls or make you listen to our relationship drama. Our server is all about building, exploring, and having a good time with your fellow gamers. Plus, we promise not to upload any mirror selfies from questionable locations.
So if you’re tired of the drama and just want to relax and play some Minecraft, join us! Who needs Rachel and her crazy antics when you can join our server and have a blast without the unnecessary drama? See you in the game!

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OverItMinecraftSMP
acceptance, Breakup, Closure, Emotional healing, Healing Process, HEARTBREAK, letting go, letting love go, moving forward, moving on, moving on from a breakup, new beginnings, OverItMinecraftSMP, personal growth, Reflection, relationship ending, Self Discovery, self reflection, starting over
OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life but in block form! Like, one time I was mining for diamonds and a creeper came out of nowhere and blew up my whole house, but it was so hilarious I couldn’t stop laughing!
And the best part is, we have this crazy rule where every time you die, you have to do a silly dance in real life before respawning. It’s so random and wacky, you never know what’s gonna happen next!
Plus, we have this legendary player who once tamed a pack of wolves and rode them into battle against a horde of zombies. It was like something out of a fantasy movie, but in Minecraft!
So if you’re looking for a server that’s full of laughs, chaos, and just pure insanity, then you gotta join us! Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a total noob who can’t handle the craziness, then maybe you should just stick to playing solitaire or something, lol.

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CraftyDictatorWars
authoritarianism, controversy, CraftyDictatorWars, criticism, Democracy, dictator, Diplomacy, Double Standard, foreign policy, Government, Hypocrisy, international relations, opinion, Politics, power dynamics, putin, russia, trump, Ukraine, world leaders, zelenskyy
Are you tired of political drama and just want to escape to a world of blocks and pixels? Then come join our Minecraft server, where the only dictator you have to worry about is the one you appoint yourself! Build your own empire, conquer lands, and maybe even start your own political scandal with other players. Who needs real-world politics when you can create your own crazy drama in our virtual world? Join now and let the chaos begin!

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CraftyPutin’sPeaceFM
Baltic region, Conflict Resolution, CraftyPutinsPeaceFM, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, international relations, Latvia FM, military intervention, Négotiation, peace talks, political tensions, power dynamics, putin, sanctions, territorial disputes, ukraine war, US, weaken
join dis epic minecraft server if u wanna be part of da craziest adventure of ur life!!! we got dragons flyin around da spawn point, creepers doin the macarena, and villagers breakdancin like there’s no tomorrow.
u wanna know why u should join dis server? well lemme tell u a lil story. once upon a time, a player named Bob joined our server and found a secret dungeon filled with diamonds and gold. but watch out, cuz there’s also a giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs out of its beak. Bob defeated the chicken boss and became the king of the server, ruling over all the land with an iron pickaxe.
if u join dis server, u will have the chance to battle giant chickens, ride on the backs of ender dragons, and build a castle made entirely out of TNT. trust me, u won’t find a more insane and fun server anywhere else. so what are u waiting for? come join us and let the madness begin!!!

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Magnetic Therapy Madness
Alternative Medicine, anticancer, blood analysis, cancer treatment, clinical trial, double-blinded, Factors, health, holistic healing, human blood, madness, magnetic, magnetic therapy, medical study, randomised, research, Results, Singapore, Singaporean research, study, Therapy, wellness
are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? come join our server where we use MAGNETIC THERAPY to increase your anticancer factors in human blood!
imagine mining for diamonds while also boosting your immune system, it’s a win-win! our randomised double-blinded clinical trial showed amazing results, so you know it’s legit.
join us now and become the healthiest minecraft player around, because who needs potions when you have MAGNETS!

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Punks Overwatch
atmosphere, autism, BUILD, Cards, Characters, Community, develop, Economy, Enjoy, Friendly, Join, Lgbt, Minecraft, Parkour, particles, Plugins, private territories, Server, Sethome, Survival, Vanilla
Welcome to Punks! START OF THE server: PUNKS_DISCORD.ATERNOS.ME
This is the Minecraft vanilla server with a set of interesting plugins so that everyone can enjoy the game in their own way! We have everything: from protecting the private territories to a convenient economy and Sethoma system. Basic chips: Private territories with the ability to protect their buildings. Sethumes to conveniently teleport to the world. Economics with the ability to earn and spend money. Particles for beautiful effects. Overwatch cards and characters for new, bright adventures. Our server is open to everyone: people with autism and LGBT communities are welcoming here. We care about every player and create a friendly and supporting atmosphere. Join, build, develop and enjoy the game with us!
145.239.22.127:25701

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❤️ Free cases for parkour ❤️ server minecraft
1000 lvl, banner, Cases, Free Admin, free cases, Free Donations, GIF, Hus, Large Online, Lazy, Minecraft, Parkour, player, Server, TrulyMine
Trulymine ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Hus the Cases for each PlayerTrulymine ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Hus the Cases for each PlayerTrulymine ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Hus the Cases for each Player
4i.truly-mine.ru

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Eco Space Haven 1.20.3
1.20.3, Corpomaxxxing, Eco, Happiness, happiness struggles, Haven, mental health, Mental well-being, modern society, NEET, neet lifestyle, personal growth, self development, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, social expectations, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressure, Space
Yo, bro, forget about being a sad neet in the real world! Join this Minecraft server and become a happy neet in a virtual world instead! Who needs a job when you can mine diamonds all day and build epic structures with your online buddies? Plus, no annoying boss telling you what to do – just pure freedom to do whatever the heck you want! So come on, ditch reality and join us for some crazy fun on this server!

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SmokinLiar’sRideGone
addiction, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, consequences, Deception, dishonesty, ENGAGEMENT, finances, Honesty, lying.., reconciliation, relationship, Respect, smoking, SmokinLiarsRideGone, Trust, Understanding, Vehicle
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where honesty is key! Unlike some people in real life, our players are always honest about their in-game purchases. No shady gas station lunch excuses here!
Join us for a wild ride as we navigate the treacherous waters of trust and deceit in the virtual world. Will your fellow players be truthful about their diamond hoarding habits, or will they try to pass off their secret obsidian stash as just “expensive food”?
Don’t let lies and deception ruin your gaming experience. Join our server and experience the thrill of being surrounded by honest players who will never hide their true intentions (unless they’re plotting a surprise attack, of course).
So hop on board and leave the dishonesty at the door. Our server is a safe space for all players who value transparency and integrity, even when it comes to virtual transactions. See you in the game, where the only thing we lie about is how many creepers we’ve defeated!

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MythBustersCraft
common myths, debunked myths, debunking myths, false assumptions., false beliefs, false beliefs exposed, false facts, Misinformation, modern myths, myth busting, myth debunking, MythBustersCraft, mythological misconceptions, myths and facts, Popular misconceptions, popular myths, untrue beliefs, Urban Legends, widely believed myths
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise the moon but deliver a pile of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a house made entirely out of exploding TNT blocks (don’t worry, we have insurance for that).
Rumor has it that on our server, you can find a secret portal that leads to a dimension where all the creepers wear top hats and monocles. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes that sing sea shanties when you mine with them.
So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join now and prepare for a wild ride that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt!

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