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Putin’s Block Party Minecraft Server

alliance solidarity, biden, BLOCK, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Diplomacy, diplomatic negotiations, eastern europe, forceful speech, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global leadership, international relations, military intervention, Minecraft, nato, Party, peacekeeping efforts, putin, Putins, sanctions, security measures, Server, Ukraine, world politics

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5496
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Dragons Tamed:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

lolz come join this epic minecraft server where we stop putin like biden tells nato!!! we build giant walls to keep out the evil russian creepers and ride polar bears into battle against the communist zombies. our leader biden gives inspiring speeches before every raid, pumping us up to fight for freedom and democracy in the minecraft world. join now and be a hero in the war against putin’s pixel army!!!

CzechCraft: TrashyRussiaLOL

controversial remarks, czech republic, CzechCraft, Czechia, diplomatic conflict, diplomatic dispute, diplomatic fallout, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, European diplomacy, european union, foreign affairs, global politics, government statements, international relations, name-calling, political tension, russia, Russian government, Slavic nations, trash of humanity, TrashyRussiaLOL

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6146
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

so, like, have you heard about this epic minecraft server where the players are like, totally insane? like, they build the craziest stuff and have the most epic battles ever!

one time, this player built a giant chicken that shot lasers out of its eyes and destroyed an entire village! it was so epic, everyone was like, “woah, that’s so cool!”

and another time, there was this epic battle between two players where they rode on flying pigs and shot fireballs at each other! it was like something out of a movie, but way cooler because it was in minecraft!

oh, and did i mention that the admins on this server are like, the funniest people ever? they’re always pulling pranks on the players and making everyone laugh. one time, they turned the entire world upside down just for fun!

so, if you want to join a minecraft server that’s totally crazy and full of epicness, you should totally join this one! trust me, you won’t regret it!

ForgetCraft: Unreliable Memories

accurate memory, cognitive memory, ForgetCraft, human memory, Memories, Memory, memory accuracy, memory cognition, memory consolidation, Memory distortion, memory encoding, memory errors, memory formation, memory function, memory processing., memory recall, memory reliability, memory retention, memory retrieval, memory storage, reliable memory, unreliable

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3192
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

join this epic minecraft server where pigs fly and creepers dance the cha cha slide. we have a secret underground disco made entirely of diamond blocks and glowstone. our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise, so you know they’re magical.

build a house out of rainbow wool and ride a llama into battle against the evil zombie army. our players are all secretly wizards who can summon dragons with a flick of their wand.

explore our vast world filled with hidden treasure chests and mysterious portals to other dimensions. join us and become part of the craziest minecraft community on the internet. remember, reality is just a suggestion here.

CraftyAutophagyFun

Alteration, antineoplastic, antineoplastic effects, antiretroviral drugs, Autophagy, Cancer, cancer cell autophagy, Cell Death, CraftyAutophagyFun, Drugs, Effective, Impact, Mechanism, potentiate, repurposing, Understanding

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3935
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Divine Spears Created:	30	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80
Void Armor Forged:	11	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Astral Projections Made:	4	Votes:	7266

So, like, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, right? Well, let me tell you, it’s like, totally insane, bro. Like, the antineoplastic effects of the server are off the charts, man. It’s like, altering cancer cell autophagy and potentiatin’ cell death left and right.

I know, I know, it sounds crazy, but trust me, it’s like, a whole new level of Minecraft gameplay. You gotta see it to believe it, dude. And like, the impact of the antiretroviral drugs on autophagy? It’s like, mind-blowing, man.

So, like, if you wanna repurpose your Minecraft experience and have a blast with some crazy cool features, you gotta join this server, bro. It’s like, the best decision you’ll ever make, I swear. So, like, what are you waitin’ for? Join now and let the insanity begin!

LargeGF Minecraft Server

big girls, DATING, funny, gf, humor, internet culture, Large, LargeGF, lonely, longing, meme, Meme culture, Minecraft, no, online dating, plus size women, relationship, sad, Server, single, social media, tfw, unrequited love

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1051
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2776	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Zombie Dances:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Are you tired of wandering around Minecraft worlds with no one to share your diamond loot with? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, we guarantee you will find the biggest, baddest, and most beautiful Minecraft girlfriend you could ever imagine! Our players have reported finding love at first block, and some have even built entire castles to impress their pixelated partners. So come join us and let’s see if you can find your own large GF to conquer the Minecraft world with!

ArasakaCraft Minecraft Server

2020, 2077, Advanced technology, Arasaka, ArasakaCraft, blown into million pieces, brain tumor, Corporation, cure, Cyberpunk, dystopian society, ethical dilemmas, futuristic, Human, medical advancements, medical miracles, Minecraft, Powerful, reconstruct, resurrect, science fiction, Server, Technology

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2086
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	2602
Magic Items Found:	8507	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to cure all your virtual brain tumors while you build and explore to your heart’s content! Our server is so advanced, we can even reconstruct and resurrect your pixelated character if they happen to get blown into a million pieces by a creeper explosion. Who needs Arasaka when you have us to save the day in the virtual world? Join now for a wild ride full of insane stories and outrageous adventures!

PhonelessLoveCraft

Attention, Autonomy, Boundaries, busy schedules, Communication, Conflict Resolution, control, Date night, Digital Detox, EMBARRASSMENT, Empathy, Listening, petty arguments, phone addiction, PhonelessLoveCraft, public display, quality time, relationship, Respect, restaurant etiquette, Understanding

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3271
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Star Shards Collected:	175
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape real-life relationship drama? Look no further! Join our server and leave all your girlfriend problems behind! No more arguments over petty issues or phone distractions during lunch dates.

On our server, you can build your dream world without any interruptions from a significant other who just can’t seem to put down their phone. No more worrying about embarrassing your partner in public or feeling like the bad guy for trying to get their attention.

Join us for a drama-free, phone-free Minecraft experience where you can focus on building, exploring, and having a great time without any relationship drama getting in the way. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than arguing over who gets to use the phone next!

CraftyBoomers

age, Campaign, candidates, CraftyBoomers, debate, Decision making, election, Experience, generational shift, Government, leadership, Maturity, policy, Politics, president, public opinion, qualifications, Retirement, society, term limits, Voting

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2323
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Astral Projections Made:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Enchantments Applied:	262
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

Are you tired of boring political debates and endless discussions about the age of our president candidates? Well, come join our Minecraft server where age is just a number and the only debate is whether to build a castle or a giant chicken statue!

Our server is so lit that even the ghosts of past presidents come to play. George Washington was last seen building a redstone contraption that could launch him across the map in seconds. And don’t even get me started on Abraham Lincoln’s epic roller coaster ride through the Nether.

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about the age of our president candidates again because in our world, everyone is a blocky hero fighting off creepers and building epic structures. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and leave the political drama behind!

AI vs. Disinfo Minecraft Server

ai technology, cyber warfare, cybersecurity, digital manipulation, disinfo, disinformation campaign, election interference, fake news, foreign relations, government-backed, information warfare, intelligence agencies, Interference, Manipulation, Minecraft, Misinformation, Politics, Propaganda, russia, Server, social media, Technology, US

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2296
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we disrupt russian government-backed disinformation campaigns with our epic AI technology!!! we be like the avengers of minecraft, fighting off evil bots and trolls with our mad skills and epic teamwork!! join us for a crazy adventure full of twists and turns, where you never know what will happen next!! plus, we have the best parties in town with unlimited cake and fireworks!!! so what are you waiting for?? come join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server in the universe!!!

UkraineCraft: Biden’s Air Support

Air, Bidens, Support, UkraineCraft

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	392
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Zombie Dances:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	71	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit it’s like biden launching a nato summit? well, this server is the bomb diggity, cuz we got new air defense support for ukraine! like, who even does that in minecraft? only us, cuz we’re just that awesome. join now for a wild ride that’s gonna make u feel like u just got launched into outer space by a rocket made of diamonds and emeralds. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. come join us and let’s make history together, one block at a time.