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ChimpoutCraft: Where Germoids Burn Everything Down for Lulz

arrogance, Burn, burned down, chimpout, ChimpoutCraft, culture, decay of civilization, Destruction, discrimination, European, Germoids, History, Hypocrisy, ignorance, injustice, lulz, master race, protest, racism, society, Supremacy, violence, White

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9081
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	76	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where White European Germoids once burned down everything during a chimpout! But don’t worry, today they call themselves the “master race” and complain about the decay of civilization like it’s a hobby. 🤣

Join us for some insane adventures and ridiculous shenanigans as we rebuild from the chaos left behind by those crazy Germoids. Who knew that destruction could lead to such a hilarious turn of events?

So grab your pickaxe, put on your helmet, and get ready to laugh your blocky butt off on our server. You won’t find a more outrageous and entertaining community anywhere else! 🤪

Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and become part of the madness! 🤣🔥🎮

CraftyCrazies: The Neurotic Minecraft Server

anxiety, cognitive behavior therapy, coping mechanisms, CraftyCrazies, emotional instability, emotional regulation, fear, Insecurity, mental health, mental illness, Mental well-being, mindfulness, Minecraft, negative emotions, neurotic, neuroticism, personality trait, psychological disorder, self-care, self-doubt, Server, stress, Therapy, worry

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8547
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1660
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Potions Brewed:	192
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

Welcome to our insane Minecraft server where being neurotic is actually a good thing! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and suddenly their neurotic tendencies turned into superpowers! They could mine diamonds with their mind, build epic structures in seconds, and even tame creepers to do their bidding. It was truly a sight to behold.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Sheep, a sheep that can breakdance like no other. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden Hot Tub of Doom, where players can relax and unwind while being attacked by flaming zombies. It’s a real treat, let me tell you.

So, if you’re tired of being judged for your neurotic tendencies, come join our server where they are celebrated and embraced. Who knows, you might just discover a whole new side of yourself that you never knew existed. See you in the world of blocks and craziness!

OP Listen Up Minecraft Server

1. OP, active listening, Analysis, connection 5. music critique, conversation 3. understanding, critique, Empathy, ENGAGEMENT, Feedback, Interaction, Interpretation, Listen, Minecraft, Music, opinion 4. listening skills, perspective, response 2. communication, review, Server

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5046
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Votes:	3614	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few pesky creepers. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a secret diamond mine filled with riches beyond their wildest dreams. But that’s not all! They also stumbled upon a hidden village populated by friendly villagers who were all experts in trading rare items.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a legendary dragon that roams the land, challenging players to epic battles for the chance to win rare loot and bragging rights. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a disco party every Saturday night where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the adventure begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

BoomCraft: Global Explosions

#youtube, artillery, BOOMCRAFT, Cannons, Countries, Defense, discussion, explosions, firepower, Fun, Global, History, hobby, International, Military, Shooting, Technology, Thread, US, Video, WARFARE, Watching, weapons

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2703
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Farms Harvested:	893
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Welcome to our explosive Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner pyromaniac! Ever wondered what it’s like to have cannons like in the US? Well, look no further because on our server, we have GIANT CANNONS that shoot out fireworks and diamonds!

Join us for some explosive fun as you watch these cannons light up the sky with a dazzling display of colors and sparkles. Trust us, it’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground fireworks factory where you can craft your own explosive creations. Who knew crafting could be so explosive?

So come join us on our explosive Minecraft server and experience the thrill of watching cannons in action. Just be sure to bring your safety goggles and earplugs – things are about to get LOUD!

CraftyPants Minecraft Madness

action, Adventure, Challenging, classic, CraftyPants, demon hunting, Demon Slayer, demon world, devil may cry, DMC2, Fast-paced, Gaming, Hack and Slash, madness, Minecraft, Play, PlayStation, ps2, Pst, Sequel, stylish combat, super fun, video games

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4414
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of unicorns who have magical powers to make your Minecraft dreams come true. Want a castle made of rainbow blocks? They can make it happen!

2. We have a secret underground dance party room where players can show off their best moves and earn special rewards. Just make sure you know the secret password to get in!

3. Our server is home to the rarest diamond chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a diamond-laying chicken?

4. The owner of the server is rumored to be a time traveler who can warp players to different dimensions within the game. Want to explore a world made entirely of cheese? He can take you there!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure and see where the madness takes you!

Villager Drama

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1034
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ores Mined:	1383
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Votes:	665
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Villages Defended:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, the once most heralded RPG of all time! Move over FF6 and Chrono Trigger, because this server is where the real action is at.

Join us now and experience a world so epic, it’s been completely forgotten by everyone else. That’s right, we’re so underground, we don’t even have threads from people asking for remakes.

But don’t let that deter you, because on this server, you’ll embark on quests more thrilling than any other RPG out there. Build castles taller than the Eiffel Tower, mine for diamonds deeper than the Mariana Trench, and battle creepers fiercer than a mama bear protecting her cubs.

So why wait? Join us now and be a part of something so legendary, it’s practically nonexistent in the gaming world. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Crafty LOLz: Where the jokes craft themselves

#youtube, comedy, Craft, Crafty, digital age, Entertainment, funny, humor, internet culture, jokes, lolz, Meme culture, memes, objective reality, observational humor, Popular, relatable, satire, social commentary, social media, trending, Video, viral content

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8002
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Mines Excavated:	3634
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	40	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where memes are not just a way of life, they are the ULTIMATE TRUTH of our existence! Join us and experience the ENLIGHTENMENT of realizing that memes are the key to unlocking the mysteries of the universe.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a brave adventurer stumbled upon our server and was greeted by a dancing meme lord who bestowed upon them the power of infinite LOLZ. From that day on, they roamed the lands spreading joy and laughter wherever they went, all thanks to the MAGICAL memes of our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary DANK meme vault, where only the most daring players can enter and claim the rarest and most valuable memes in all of Minecraft. Will you be the one to unlock the secrets of the vault and become a meme master?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a journey full of laughter, adventure, and of course, MEMES! Trust us, your Minecraft experience will never be the same again.

LazyCraft: Where self-improvement is so last season

body positivity, compliments, Confidence, done, empowerment, exhausted, FITNESS, growth, health, LazyCraft, motivation, physique, progress, Season, self improvement, self love, self-acceptance, self-care, selfimprovement, strength, tired, wellness

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	571
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Crops Grown:	6573	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Emeralds Found:	5821
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Villages Defended:	15
Towns Built:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where self-improvement is so last season! Why bother working on yourself when you can join us and receive compliments from dudes for your strength and physique? Our server is filled with buff avatars who will cheer you on as you mine, build, and battle your way to glory. Say goodbye to self-improvement and hello to compliments from dudes on our server!

CraftyMangaFantasy

Adventure, better, Characters, CraftyMangaFantasy, Creatures, FANTASY, Favorite, genre, list, Magic, Manga, name.., Plot, Popular, Ranking, Read, Recommendation, series, storytelling, Top, world-building

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4984
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Towns Built:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate fantasy land for all you blocky adventurers out there!

Join us on an epic quest to defeat the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot on a stick and a parrot on your shoulder. Trust us, it’s totally possible (we think)!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to have the power to mine through bedrock like it’s butter. Just be careful not to accidentally mine yourself into the void!

And if you’re feeling extra brave, take a trip to the Nether where you can challenge the Ghast King to a game of musical minecarts. Winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Trust us, you won’t find a better fantasy manga than this!

Crafting Confessions: Birth Control Edition

Birth, birth control, Catholic, catholic church, Catholic teachings, catholicism, Confessions, Contraception, contraception debate, control, controversial, Crafting, Edition, Ethics, Family Planning, Girls, morality, Religion, religious beliefs, reproductive rights, sexual education, sexual health, social norms, taboo, Women’s Health

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2452
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Mines Excavated:	2254
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the Catholic girls are on birth control because they’re too busy building massive CASTLES and REDSTONE contraptions to worry about having babies! Join us for a wild ride filled with CREEPERS who are actually just misunderstood and looking for hugs, DIAMONDS raining from the sky, and ENDER DRAGONS who moonlight as DJs spinning sick beats in the Nether realm. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this INSANE adventure – join our server today!