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Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 1204 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
Crops Grown: | 8663 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 40 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat? Go for it! We encourage creativity and craziness in equal measure.
But the real reason you should join our server? We have a secret underground club where only players of a certain gender are allowed. What’s inside, you ask? Well, let’s just say it involves a lot of glitter, unicorns, and dance parties that last for days.
So come on, join us and be a part of the most outrageous Minecraft SMP out there. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!