topiary Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

HeartBushCraft Minecraft Server

bush, Creative, cute, design, foliage, gardening, greenery, Heart, heart shaped, HeartBushCraft, LANDSCAPING, love, Minecraft, Nature, outdoors, Plants, Romantic, Server, Shaping, shrubs, topiary, trimming, Unique

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3587
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Animals Bred:	136	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Farms Harvested:	948
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2388
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as your imagination? Look no further than our server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a player whose character has a really cute heart-shaped bush. Yes, you heard that right. And rumor has it, if you find it in-game, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical fairy! Plus, our server is home to the infamous Chicken Jousting Tournament every Friday night, where players ride on chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin!

Blocky Boners: The Minecraft Server for Small (or Average) Penis Players

Average, average penis, blocky, body positivity, boners, confidence building, Insecurity, male anatomy, male empowerment, Masculinity, Minecraft, non-judgmental, open discussion, penis, Players, Positive reinforcement, safe space, self esteem, self love, self-acceptance, Server, size doesn’t matter, Small, small penis, stigma-breaking, support group, taboo topic, Vulnerability

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9460
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate the beauty of small (or average) penises! This is a safespace for all the guys out there who are rocking a modest size downstairs to come together and share their dicks without fear of ridicule or sph (small penis humiliation).

Join us for a wild ride as we embark on epic quests to prove that size doesn’t matter in the world of Minecraft! Build towering structures with your modest blocks, slay dragons with your not-so-intimidating sword, and conquer the land with your average-sized army.

But remember, on this server, only those with small (or average) penises are allowed. So leave your sph at the door and come join us for a hilarious and empowering journey through the world of Minecraft. Let’s show the world that even the smallest of swords can slay the mightiest of beasts!

NeetCraft: Where even the unemployed can mine for diamonds!

diamonds, economic hardship, economic support, financial assistance, Financial Stability, financial support, government assistance, job market, Jobless, living expenses, NEET, NEET benefits, neet lifestyle, NEETcraft, POVERTY, social security, social welfare, societal impact, underemployment, unemployed, unemployment, welfare system, youth unemployment

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6518
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Ores Mined:	6663	Crops Grown:	2234
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Enchantments Applied:	64	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever find! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some CRAZY reasons why:

1. Our server is so LIT that even NEETS are thriving here! We have special quests and challenges just for them, with rewards that will make you RICH in game!

2. Forget about boring benefits of 400€ a month, on our server, NEETS get virtual GOLD raining down on them every single day! Who needs real money when you can be a virtual millionaire?

3. Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary NEET who became the richest player in the game by doing nothing but NEETING all day long. Will you be the next NEET superstar?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest NEET adventure of your life! Remember, on this server, NEETING is not just a lifestyle, it’s a way of life.

PussyCraft: Where the Blocks Are Always Wet

1.5, blocks, PussyCraft, wet

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8654
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3299
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as her pussy through those Nike Pros! Join us for a chance to experience the craziest and most hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once, a player stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine filled with creepy clowns who only spoke in cat memes. It was a sight to behold, and only those brave enough to join our server can experience such madness.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary chicken army, led by a giant chicken who wears a top hat and monocle. They roam the land, spreading chaos and laughter wherever they go.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and be prepared for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

MemeCraft: LOL Edition

bullshit, Community, CONTENT, discussion, Edition, Entertainment, forum, funny, humor, internet, lol, Memecraft, memes, ONLINE, photos, Posting, Random, sharing, social media, Thread, Videos, viral

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5130
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Farms Harvested:	912	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Star Shards Collected:	243	Ores Mined:	7853
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your meme-loving, video-watching, and photo-posting needs!

Join us and experience the craziest adventures in the Minecraft world. Build a house out of diamonds, ride a llama into battle, and battle against a horde of zombie chickens!

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. He’s always up for a game of musical minecarts or a round of hide and seek in the Nether.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the most insane Minecraft community on the internet! Previous Thread: Click here for more madness!

NukeCraft: Where Countries Battle it Out!

arms race, battle, China, Countries, defense capabilities, France, global security, India, international relations, Israel, military strength, North Korea, nuclear proliferation, nuclear weapons, nuke count, nukecraft, Pakistan, Poopesh Dickshit, russia, truthNVKES, uk, Usa

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3003
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Secret Passages Found:	7	Villages Defended:	19
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Epic Shields Constructed:	21

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! We’ve got players from all over the world, including North Korea, Israel, India, Pakistan, UK, France, China, USA, Russia, and even Poopesh Dickshit (yeah, we don’t know either).

Join us for explosive PvP battles where alliances are formed and broken in the blink of an eye. Build your own impenetrable fortress and defend it against raiders who will stop at nothing to steal your precious diamonds.

But that’s not all! We also have ridiculous mini-games like llama racing, chicken jousting, and even a game where you have to survive a zombie apocalypse while wearing a tutu (seriously, it’s a thing).

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the planet. Who knows, you might even make friends with Poopesh Dickshit himself!

BlockyBoys R Us: Where Even the Pixels are Hung

adult content, Anime, BlockyBoys, boys love, explicit, explicit content, explicit language, explicit scenes, Gay, graphic content, hentai, hung, hung shota, Manga, Mature, mature audience, mature themes, NSFW, pixels, sexual content, sexual themes, what’s the fucking point, yaoi

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1915
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	344	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6

Welcome to our insane Minecraft server! Are you ready to embark on a ridiculous adventure filled with shota drama and chaos? Join us now and witness the absolute madness that awaits you!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of deranged players stumbled upon our server and were immediately sucked into a whirlwind of shota shenanigans. They built the most outrageous structures, engaged in epic battles, and even tamed a pack of killer bunnies to do their bidding. It was a sight to behold!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary hung shota – a mythical creature that roams the land, causing chaos wherever it goes. Will you be brave enough to face this monstrous being and emerge victorious?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Bionicle Babes and Blockheads: A Minecraft Adventure

Adventure, animation, Anon, art, Babes, Barriers, Bionicle, Blockheads, Characters, Creation, creativity, design, Fandom, fanfiction, FANTASY, imagination, inspiration, lego, Minecraft, Obstacles, Sexy, Taboos, Toys, Women

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1157
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the possibilities are as endless as your imagination! Are you tired of boring old blocky characters? Well, on our server, you can create sexy Bionicle women to spice up your gameplay!

Join us and embark on epic adventures with your new Bionicle companions. Build a fortress together, mine for diamonds, and battle evil mobs side by side. Who knew that the key to success in Minecraft was having a squad of sexy Bionicle women by your side?

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and start creating your dream team of sexy Bionicle women today! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love in the pixelated world of Minecraft. The possibilities are endless, just like the fun you’ll have on our server. Join now and let the madness begin!

QuirkCraft: My Hero Academia Edition

#my hero academia, Academia, action, Adventure, Anime, cuck, deku, determination, Edition, friendship, Hero, Manga, nuff said, power, Protagonist, Quirk, QuirkCraft, SHONEN, society, strength, SuperHero, Training, Villain

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9753
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	375
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Gods Slained:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Animals Bred:	144	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about this server.

Legend has it that this server was created by a group of crazy gamers who were tired of boring old Minecraft servers. They decided to spice things up by adding insane mods and ridiculous challenges that will test your skills to the max.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden diamond mine on this server that is guarded by a pack of angry creepers. If you manage to survive the explosions and make it out with the diamonds, you’ll be hailed as a hero among players.

And let’s not forget about the unbelievable PvP battles that take place on this server. It’s like a gladiator arena, with players fighting to the death for glory and bragging rights. Will you come out on top and be crowned the ultimate Minecraft warrior?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this hilarious and chaotic Minecraft server and experience the adventure of a lifetime! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

Pixelated Pleasure Palace 2: The Quest for the Last Jerk

1. Masturbation, 10. sexual satisfaction, 11. taboo, 12. intimate moment, 13. private pleasure, 14. solo sex, 15. visual stimulation, 16. sensual experience, 17. personal pleasure, 18. guilty pleasure, 19. self-love, 2. adult content, 20. adult entertainment., 3. explicit content, 4. sexual pleasure, 5. fantasy, 6. arousal, 7. erotica, 8. sexual release, 9. self-pleasure, Jerk, Palace, pixelated, Pleasure, Quest

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4069
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Animals Bred:	46	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Gods Slained:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can EXPLORE and CREATE to your heart’s content!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden DUNGEON filled with TREASURE beyond their wildest dreams. Legend has it, they are still counting their diamonds to this day!

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can BATTLE fierce mobs, TEAM UP with other players, and even FLY on a magical unicorn (okay, maybe not that last part, but a player can dream, right?).

So what are you waiting for? Join now and be prepared to have the time of your life! And who knows, maybe you’ll even find the last girl you jerked off to 2…wait, scratch that, that’s just weird. But seriously, join our server, it’s a blast!

Crafty McCraftface: ‘Your country’ Edition

Country, Crafty, Edition, hair status, McCraftface, your country, your hair status

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9646
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft player with the most luscious locks of hair you’ve ever seen. Legend has it that anyone who joined their server instantly had their hair transformed into the most fabulous styles imaginable. From rainbow-colored braids to diamond-encrusted ponytails, this server was truly a hair paradise.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest diamond ores you’ll ever find. They say that if you mine deep enough, you’ll uncover a secret cave filled with diamonds the size of your head. Who wouldn’t want to join a server like that?

So come on, join us on this wild adventure and experience the hair-raising fun for yourself. Who knows, you might just walk away with a new hairstyle and a pocket full of diamonds.