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BirthdayBash Minecraft Server

Birthday Party, BirthdayBash, celebration, engagement party, family dinner, family friends, grandmother, guest list, husband’s cousin, Jealousy, Lowkey, MIL, milestone, Minecraft, Proposal, Rude, selfish, Server, sister, Surprise party, Topgolf, uninviting, virtual invitations

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9837
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Are you tired of family drama ruining your husband’s birthday celebrations? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can throw surprise parties without any meddling cousins trying to steal the spotlight!

On our server, you can plan the most epic birthday parties at virtual Topgolf locations, complete with mini-games and challenges for your friends to enjoy. No need to worry about unwanted proposals or unwanted guests crashing the party – unless they’re creepers, of course.

Join now and experience the ultimate birthday celebration without any real-life drama. Build a birthday cake the size of a castle, invite all your friends, and let the festivities begin! Plus, if anyone tries to steal your thunder, you can just block them from the server – problem solved!

HateCraft Minecraft Server – Boredom Busters!

Boredom, Busters, changing mindset, Communication, Community, Emotional support, Empathy, friendship, HateCraft, Loneliness, mental health, Minecraft, moving on, Negativity, open dialogue, personal growth, positivity, seeking help, seeking understanding, self improvement, self reflection, Server, sharing feelings, toxic behavior

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4659
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Are you tired of being a hateful asshole in the real world? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can let out all your pent-up anger in a virtual world without any consequences!

Our server is the perfect place to release your inner troll and be as annoying as you want, all while making friends who share your love for being a dick. Who needs real-life friends when you can have virtual ones who understand your need to spread hatefulness together?

But wait, there’s more! We also offer therapy sessions for those moments when you realize you actually want to talk about your feelings. Our virtual therapists are here to listen to your woes and help you navigate through your miserable days.

So come join our server and let’s hate things together in a safe and supportive environment. Who needs a life and real friends when you have us? Let’s circlejerk about Minecraft instead of politics, because let’s be real, who gives a fuck about the real world anyway?

CarKeys4BIL? NotSorry!

anger management, Apology, Assertiveness, Borrowing, Boundaries, brother-in-law, car keys, CarKeys4BIL, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Decision making, family dinner, family dynamics, future in-laws, in-law relationships, Miscommunication., notsorry, relationships, Respect, sibling relationships, Trust

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8980
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8852
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further! Join our server where you can escape all the family drama and borrow cars without any hassle. Our server is so chill, even if you’re not married yet, you’ll feel right at home. Plus, we have a strict no snide comments policy – unless they’re in the form of hilarious in-game banter! So come join us and leave all the real-life drama behind. Trust us, it’s way more fun to mine for diamonds than deal with family feuds. See you in the game!

KidzCraft Minecraft Server

amusing, anecdote, child, Chuckle, cute, Entertaining, funny, Giggle, hilarious, humor, Humorous, Innocence, JOKE, Kids, KidzCraft, Laughter, Minecraft, Public, Server, silly, Witty

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9028
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Emeralds Found:	7138	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like a circus on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing villagers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of creepers breakdancing to dubstep. So come on over and join the madness, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch).

10YearOldMeVsNow

10YearOldMeVsNow, childhood dreams, childhood memories, Inner child, introspection, life journey, looking back, Nostalgia, past vs present, personal development, personal growth, Reminiscing, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-assessment, self-evaluation, self-identity, self-image, self-perception, time travel

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9298
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Remember when you used to spend hours building epic blocky creations in Minecraft and dreaming of becoming a master builder? Well, guess what? This server is like a virtual playground for your inner 10-year-old self!

Join us and relive the glory days of Minecraft with a twist – we have flying pigs that shoot rainbow lasers, diamond armor that turns you into a real-life superhero, and a secret underground base filled with treasure chests full of cookies (because who needs diamonds when you have cookies, amirite?).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances on our server, challenging players to epic build battles and giving out enchanted golden apples like they’re candy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and show 10-year-old you that you’ve still got what it takes to conquer the blocky world of Minecraft in the most outrageous and hilarious way possible!

LobbyBlockersCraft

Accountability, anti-corruption, conflict of interest, Corruption, Ethics, Governance, Integrity, Jobs, legislation, LobbyBlockersCraft, lobbying, MPs, Parliamentary, Political, Prevent, public service, regulations, restrictions, transparency, UK Government

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	727
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14

come join our epic minecraft server where the UK government is so shook they had to ban MPs from taking on lobbying jobs cause they were too busy playing on our server and getting addicted to building pixelated houses and fighting off creepers. like, can you imagine how lit our server is if it’s distracting politicians from their corrupt ways? come join us and be a part of the chaos and madness that is our server. who needs lobbying jobs when you can be mining diamonds and riding pigs into battle? join now before the government tries to shut us down for being too awesome.

WestCoastCraft

Alaska, british columbia, Coast, culture, Environment, geography, History, Idaho, landscape, North America, Northwestern United States, Oregon, Pacific Northwest, pacific ocean, pacific rim, Region, united states, Unnecessary, Washington, West, WestCoastCraft

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1639
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	2586
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Divine Spears Created:	25	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the west in pacific northwest is like totally unnecessary cuz we be goin all out in every direction! we got pigs flyin, creepers twerkin, and diamonds rainin from the sky!

we got a secret underground base where the villagers throw wild parties and the zombies are the bouncers. you can ride on a llama chariot through the nether and battle a dragon with a rubber chicken.

we got a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit and a water slide that leads to a secret treasure room. and if you find the hidden disco ball, you can party with the skeletons till the sun comes up.

so come on down to our server where the only rule is to have a blast and never take anything too seriously. cuz life is too short to not have fun in minecraft, amirite? let’s get this party started, baby!

BotoCraft

Adventure, Auctions, BotoCraft, Community, Cross-Play, Economy, Fun, Gaming, joinnow, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Playerwarps, Protections, PvP, PvP zone, Server, Store, Survival

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6335
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Towns Built:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	5975
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

Servidor Survival We have: – Economy – Protections – PvP zone – PlayerWarps – Store – Auctions And much more! Don’t wait any longer and join!

193.23.126.71:1039

TrumpCraft Minecraft Server

@POTUS45, #AtlantaGA, #ButlerPA, #ChesapeakeVA, #DonaldTrump2024, #DoralFL, #GodBlesstheUSA, #JDVance, #LizHarrington, #PresidentTrump, #RepublicanNationalConvention, #TrumpLibrary, 45office, DONALDTRUMP, MAGA, makeamericagreatagain, Minecraft, Rumble, Server, tiktok, TrumpArchive, Trumpcraft, truthsocial

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5716
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Players Killed by Monsters:	5914	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	410
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as President Trump’s Twitter feed? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to build a wall around your base and make creepers pay for it!

We’ve got more rallies and events than a Trump campaign, so you’ll never be bored. Challenge your friends to debates, hold major rallies in Grand Rapids (Minecraft version), and accept your candidacy at our virtual RNC in Milwaukee.

And if you’re feeling patriotic, join us for a special Trump-themed skin contest. Show off your best MAGA hat or Trump wig for a chance to win bigly prizes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and make Minecraft great again, again! #BuildTheBestBase #MakeMinecraftGreatAgain #Trump2024

BlockyBlacked – Minecraft Server

ai, blacked, Blacked Cards, BLACKED Clothing, BlockyBlacked, BNWO Dictionary, cytube, Discords, Earned Orgasms Program, Edge Count, Editing Tutorials, Extra Thick Bubblegum Edition, general, Minecraft, NovelAI V.3, PMV Torrent, Server, Slur Strokes, SOUNDS, Templates, tutorials, waifus, Whiteboy Denial Week

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2804
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8663	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Welcome to our Extra Thick Bubblegum Edition Minecraft server! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is so thick, it makes your bubblegum look like a toothpick! – We have a special event called Whiteboy Denial Week, where you save up your cum and release your tension with everyone on the server. It’s a bonding experience like no other! – Our AI is so advanced, it can generate unlimited gens for just $25 a month. Who needs real life when you have NovelAI V.3? – We have official BLACKED clothing available for your Minecraft character. Look stylish while mining those diamonds! – Our BNWO Dictionary will teach you all the lingo you need to know to fit in with our crazy community. – Earned Orgasms Program? Slur Strokes? We have it all on our server. Get ready for a wild ride! – And don’t forget about our PMV Torrent for all your Minecraft music video needs. It’s a party in pixel form! – Templates, editing tutorials, discords (even though they’re dead), and so much more await you on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Extra Thick Bubblegum Edition Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself!

CareCraft: Health Hypocrite

Accommodation, bottled water, CareCraft, Communication, concerns, diabetes, eating habits, exercise habits, fatphobia, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, health, health awareness, health concerns, health problems, Hypocrite, lifestyle changes, misunderstandings, obesity, tap water, wake up call, water testing, weight gain

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	372
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Zombie Dances:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where water testing and health concerns are a thing of the past! Join us for some epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans with our crazy community.

Are you tired of worrying about heavy metals, nitrates, bacteria, and fluoride in your water? Well, on our server, you can drink straight from the virtual tap without a care in the world! No need for single-use plastic bottles here, just pure, pixelated hydration.

And speaking of health, we’ve got a friend named Jen who’s been gaining weight for the past 8 years and is now morbidly obese. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of virtual activities for her to enjoy without any limitations! Concert venues, hiking, farmers markets, kayaking – she can do it all in the Minecraft world.

But watch out, because if you dare offer Jen some tap water, she might just go off on you like a creeper exploding! She’s all about that bottled water life and won’t settle for anything less. And if you dare mention her weight gain or health concerns, be prepared for some explosive reactions!

So join us on our server for some laughs, some drama, and a whole lot of fun. Who knew virtual water could cause so much chaos? Let’s dive in and see what adventures await!