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  • Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server
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    Players: 101/300 Votes: 6203
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Enchanted Armories Found: 6 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8 Mysterious Portals Opened: 14
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Towns Built: 4
    Ether Blades Crafted: 14 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 6
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more abundant than diamonds are clothed girls you have nudes of! In this wild and wacky world, you’ll embark on epic quests to collect all the nudes of the clothed girls scattered throughout the land. But be warned, these girls are not your average NPCs – they’re fierce warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their modesty!

    Join us for thrilling events like the Great Nude Hunt, where players compete to find the most nudes and win fabulous prizes like enchanted diamond armor and potions of invisibility. And don’t forget about our legendary Nudes of the Week contest, where the most creative and hilarious screenshots of clothed girls will be crowned the ultimate champions!

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just remember, keep your pickaxe sharp and your sense of humor even sharper – because in this world, anything goes!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BankBlock Minecraft Server

    BankBlock Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/200 Votes: 693
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 8 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 Ores Mined: 1092
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 15 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Endless Night Skies: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and outrageous gaming experience you’ll ever have! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Once upon a time, a player on our server was censored by YouTube for being too awesome. They withdrew 4k from the bank and told them it was because YouTube decided to censor them. But did they back down? No way! They kept pushing back and doubling down, until they printed out 500 flyers telling people to take their money from the bank. That’s the kind of crazy antics you can expect on our server!

    So, if you’re ready to unleash your inner vampire Kiril and show the world that you don’t mess with us, then come join our Minecraft server. Because on our server, the only rule is to have a blast and never back down. Let’s see what happens when you mess with us! Join now and let the madness begin!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HootersBdayBash Minecraft Server

    HootersBdayBash Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/1000 Votes: 3711
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8
    Zombie Dances: 7 Phantom Blocks Placed: 9
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Magic Wands Crafted: 22 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 49

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we cater to all ages and interests, just like this widowed mother trying to fulfill her son’s wishes!

    Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of ordering your late husband’s favorite wings at a virtual restaurant by the mattress store. Who needs hooters when you can have a family-friendly dining experience with virtual waitresses singing happy birthday to you and making you flap menus like little wings?

    Don’t worry, we promise there won’t be any awkward moments like in real life – unless you count the time the kitchen cooks and manager joined in on the birthday song. But hey, at least they brought ice cream!

    So come on over to our server and create your own outrageous stories and memories, just like this mom who unknowingly sparked a debate about grooming her son by taking him to a virtual hooters. It’s all in good fun, right? Join now and let the craziness begin!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • KickCraft: Family Edition

    KickCraft: Family Edition
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    Players: 99/1000 Votes: 2719
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 18 Mythical Quests Completed: 20
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Epic Weapons Forged: 4
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9 Battle Standards Raised: 6
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 3
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any pee on the bathroom floor! Unlike some people’s relatives, our players know how to aim and keep things clean.

    Join us for a wild adventure filled with epic builds, crazy mobs, and no puddles of pee in sight. Our community is all about respect and cleanliness, so you can game in peace without worrying about slipping in someone else’s mess.

    And hey, if you ever need to get away from annoying family members like Josh, just log on to our server and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding which block to place next. Trust us, it’s way cheaper than booking a last-minute hotel room near Disneyland.

    So come on over and join us for a pee-free, drama-free Minecraft experience. Your virtual bathroom floor will thank you!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BugHouseParty

    BugHouseParty
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    Players: 96/400 Votes: 3025
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Divine Spears Created: 14
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 26 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Chimeras Created: 2
    Rainbows Spotted: 6 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, imagine this, right? You join our server and you’re not just playing with other players, you’re playing with insects too! They have their own little insect society going on, like a bug version of The Sims or something. You can trade with them, go on quests with them, maybe even start a bug revolution, who knows? It’s a whole new level of gameplay, man. Plus, they throw the best bug parties, you gotta see it to believe it. So come join us and be part of the insect house crew, it’s gonna be lit!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Creeper Inflammation: Mindless Midlife

    Creeper Inflammation: Mindless Midlife
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    Players: 101/400 Votes: 5745
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 14 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

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    so like, if u want to be a genius and pwn some noobs at da same time, den u gotta join dis server ASAP. forget about all dose other servers, dis one is da real deal. trust me, i read it in a science book once.

    so come on, what are u waiting for? join dis server and become a minecraft mastermind in no time. da world is waiting for ur big brain plays, so hop on and start flexing ur intellectual muscles. let’s get smart and crafty together! 🧠🎮

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Shanty Tribe: Where adults play Minecraft poorly but with enthusiasm and questionable decision-making skills

    Shanty Tribe: Where adults play Minecraft poorly but with enthusiasm and questionable decision-making skills
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    Players: 95/600 Votes: 6420
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19 Crops Grown: 6321
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Potions Brewed: 61
    Dragons Tamed: 0 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 36
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 12 Cozy Campfires Lit: 25
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9 Star Shards Collected: 258
    Herobrine Sightings: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 4

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    Shanti Tribe Minecraft Server

    Overview:

    Small community server looking for new members. Join us for a unique Minecraft experience in a relaxed environment without drama.

    Server Details:

    Official Website https://shantitribe.eu
    Discord discord.com/invite/6pKcbeJ

    Features:

    FAQ:

    Question Answer
    Can I join the server? Yes, everyone is welcome to join our server.
    Is there a Discord server? Yes, we have an active Discord community for players to connect.
    Are there different ranks on the server? Yes, regular players can request to be ranked up for additional permissions.
    Is there any in-game currency or economy? No, we do not have any form of monetization or in-game currency.
    What kind of events are organized on the server? We organize world tours and other informal events for players to participate in.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blocky Polska Minecraft Server

    Blocky Polska Minecraft Server
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    Players: 98/700 Votes: 4962
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 17 Magic Wands Crafted: 18
    Animals Bred: 171 Shadow Figures Spotted: 8
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Void Gems Collected: 25 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 43

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

    Join us on our server where the pigs have taken over and are now the rulers of the land. You must navigate through piggy politics and gain their trust in order to survive. But beware, one wrong move and you’ll be banished to the dreaded Cow Kingdom where the cows are plotting their revenge.

    But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where the creepers let loose and show off their killer dance moves. Join them if you dare, but be prepared to bust a move or risk being blown up by their explosive beats.

    And if you’re feeling brave, take a trip to the Nether where the zombie pigmen have formed a boy band and are serenading unsuspecting players with their hauntingly beautiful music. Will you join their fan club or try to escape their catchy tunes?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • AI Energy Demand Minecraft Server

    AI Energy Demand Minecraft Server
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    Players: 92/300 Votes: 6493
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Crystal Wands Charged: 18
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4 Glorious Feasts Held: 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 428 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Haunted Chests Opened: 2 Divine Spears Created: 14

    New Minecraft Servers

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