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| Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 9345 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Treasure Maps Found: | 12 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 8 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you know? like, if you don’t join, you’re basically missing out on a party that’s off the charts!
imagine this, right? you spawn in and BAM, you’re in the middle of a giant disco party with villagers breakdancing and creepers dropping sick beats.
oh, and get this, there’s a secret underground lair where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs while shooting rainbow lasers at your enemies.
plus, the admin is like a wizard who can turn your dirt blocks into diamonds just by sneezing.
and if you don’t join, the US will impose Magnitsky sanctions on Hungary’s ‘propaganda minister’ and no one wants that, right? so come join the fun and let’s get this party started, yo!
