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NotEvenTop2MinecraftSMP

beginning of the end, Decline, decline in rankings, Downfall, dropping in rankings, falling behind, losing ground, losing momentum, losing position, losing status, no longer at the top, no longer top 2, not in top 2, NotEvenTop2MinecraftSMP, out of top rankings, sliding down, slipping, slipping down, slipping out of top 2

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5378
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11

Are you tired of being on a boring old Minecraft server where you’re not even in the top 2 anymore? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties every night with creepers as our dance partners. Plus, our server is run by a group of talking chickens who have a secret plan to take over the world…starting with Minecraft! So come join us and be a part of the chaos and madness. Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride!

CakeWars Minecraft Server

birthday cake, birthday celebration, birthday surprise, cakewars, Chronic illness, Communication Issues, Divorce, emotional impact, Empathy, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family loyalty, family relationships, Family Support, forgiveness, Guilt, hurt feelings, Minecraft, Resentment, Server, sibling relationships, Understanding

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8448
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6694
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6124

Are you tired of family drama and guilt trips? Then join our Minecraft server for a drama-free, guilt-free experience! Our server is filled with pixelated adventures and blocky fun that will make you forget all about your family’s issues.

Join us and build your own virtual family with fellow players who won’t forget to show up to your birthday party! No more waiting around for unreliable relatives, just pure gaming bliss.

And hey, if you ever feel guilty about not baking a cake for someone’s birthday, don’t worry! Our server has a virtual bakery where you can bake as many cakes as you want without any family drama attached.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and leave all that family drama behind in the real world. Trust us, it’s much more fun building castles than dealing with family feuds.

LunchBoxMixUp

AITAH, Apology, Argument, Communication, Cooking, food consumption, husband, intermittent fasting, leftovers, lunch, LunchBoxMixUp, Marriage, marriage counseling, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, PACKING LUNCH, reddit, relationship, scolding, Took wrong food container

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8585
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Ores Mined:	7613	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion!

Just like this 38F who got scolded by her 39M husband for taking the “wrong” container of dinner, you’ll never know what crazy situation you’ll find yourself in next. Will you accidentally mine the wrong block and face the wrath of your fellow players? Will you forget to feed your virtual animals and start a Minecraft farm feud? The possibilities are endless!

But don’t worry, our server is all about communication (or lack thereof). Just like this couple, you’ll have to navigate through misunderstandings and miscommunications to survive in this wild Minecraft world. Who knew that choosing the wrong container of food could lead to such chaos?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your every move, join us now! Who knows, you might even end up serving virtual divorce papers over a virtual carrot. The fun never ends on our server!

GoogleGoneWild Minecraft SMP

awkward Google history, awkward internet searches, awkward online searches, cringe-worthy queries, cringey Google searches, EMBARRASSING, embarrassing Google searches, embarrassing internet history, embarrassing internet searches, embarrassing search history, embarrassing search queries, funny search history, google search, GoogleGoneWild, Minecraft, mortifying Google queries, online embarrassment, regretful Google searches, regrettable searches, search engine mishaps, search engine shame, shameful online searches, smp

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4545
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Buildings Constructed:	25	Gods Slained:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures in the Minecraft world!

Join us if you want to uncover the mysteries of a secret underground llama society that controls the economy of the server. Or maybe you want to participate in our weekly dance-offs where the winner gets a pet creeper that follows them around and explodes confetti instead of TNT.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chicken minions that do his bidding. Will you join forces with him or try to overthrow his feathery reign?

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of chaos, laughter, and questionable Google searches, then join our Minecraft SMP today!

WrongCraft: IrritatorMax

aggravating, ANNOYING, errors, exasperating, frustrating, Frustration, Incorrect, infuriating, IRRITATING, IrritatorMax, maddening, misconceptions, misconstrued, misinterpretations, misjudgments, MISTAKES, misunderstandings, Pet Peeves, vexing, WrongCraft

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7282
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6

Are you tired of people constantly getting basic Minecraft knowledge wrong? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us and never have to deal with noobs who can’t even craft a simple pickaxe again.

Our server is so amazing, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. Legend has it that our admins defeated the Ender Dragon blindfolded while riding pigs. If you join us, you might just witness the craziest Minecraft antics you’ve ever seen.

So why wait? Join our server now and become part of the most epic Minecraft community in the universe. Plus, we have a secret stash of diamond blocks hidden somewhere in the world…if you can find it, that is.

CraftyNations Minecraft Server

CraftyNations, Crisis, Democracy, diplomatic tensions, election, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Latin America, Maduro, Minecraft, Nations, opposition, Politics, PROTESTS, regime change, rejection, sanctions, Server, south america, Unrest, US, Venezuela

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	632
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

come join our epic minecraft server, where we reject maduro just like the nations do!! we are like the avengers of minecraft, fighting against evil dictators and stuff. we even have protests in our server, but instead of signs we use pixelated pickaxes and swords. it’s like a virtual revolution, but with creepers and zombies instead of actual bad guys. so come join us and be a part of the resistance against maduro in the world of minecraft!

GrayCraft: Spy vs. Spy

#covert operations, cold war, cyber attacks, Diplomacy, Espionage, foreign interference, geopolitical tensions, gray warfare, GrayCraft, hybrid warfare, information warfare, intelligence, intelligence services, international relations, MI6, national security, political manipulation, russia, SECURITY, Spy, spy agencies, Western countries

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1359
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Runes Activated:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, fam. we got, like, dragons and unicorns and, like, a secret underground base where we plan world domination.

our players are, like, all secret agents from MI6, CIA, and, like, the KGB. we’re in, like, “gray warfare” with Russia and it’s, like, totally intense.

join us if you want to, like, save the world from evil masterminds and, like, uncover government conspiracies. plus, we have, like, unlimited diamonds and, like, the best parties in the virtual world.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join us now and become a hero in the fight against evil!

ParkedNotStolen

absent-minded, anxiety, CAR, car owner, emotions, forget, forgetful, forgetfulness, memory lapse, misplaced vehicle, mistaken identity, Panic, parked, ParkedNotStolen, parking spot, realization, Relief, Stolen, stupidity, towed, unexpected location

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4613
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT CARS IN MINECRAFT, YES CARS! U CAN PARK THEM ANYWHERE AND NEVER FORGET WHERE U PARKED AGAIN! NO MORE STRESS OF LOSING UR CAR, JUST HOP IN AND DRIVE AROUND LIKE A BOSS. PLUS, WE GOT SECRET PARKING SPOTS THAT ONLY TRUE MINECRAFT PROS CAN FIND. SO JOIN NOW AND NEVER WORRY ABOUT LOSING UR CAR AGAIN, U DUMB DUMB!

WombCraft: High Minds & Tiny Blocks

adolescence, Attention, blocks, brain connectivity, brain development, brain health, brain structure, cannabis exposure, cognitive function, early adolescence, HIGH, mental health, mental health issues, Minds.., neuroscience, prenatal cannabis exposure, prenatal exposure, research, specific changes, study, substance abuse, Tiny, WOMB, WombCraft

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1528
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Votes:	5157
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

so, like, have u heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, u gotta join rn!

u know how they say weed is bad for u? well, this server is like the complete opposite! if u join, ur brain will be like, soooooo connected and stuff. like, ur attention will be through the roof!

imagine ur brain on steroids, but like, in a good way. u’ll be building the sickest structures and mining like a pro. all thanks to the power of prenatal cannabis exposure!

so, like, join this server now and watch ur brain explode with creativity and awesomeness. u won’t regret it, trust me. #420minecraftlife

New White Paper Minecraft Server

abandoned city, administration, Adventure, challenge, Chaos, Community, Exploration, freedom, House Mode, Journey, Legends, Lore, Minecraft, New server, post-apocalypse, Serokamensk, Server, Survival, team-up, White Paper

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5424
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Enchantments Applied:	221
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Our server is a place where the spirit of freedom and adventure reigns!

Forget about private! In the “House” mode, you are free to build anywhere and any way you want. Explore the vast expanses, team up with other players or challenge fate alone. Remember, there is no place for weaklings here!

But that’s not all! Very soon you will be immersed in the atmosphere of the post-apocalypse in the new mode “Serokamensk”. Solve the secrets of an abandoned city shrouded in dark legends.

What awaits you:

Classic survival with elements of chaos

No privacy and spawn – we build where we want!

Atmospheric mode “Serokamensk” with unique lore

Friendly community and responsive administration

The server is just starting its journey, join us and become a part of something bigger!

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